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"This admin is beyond parody, its so absurd what they do everyday"
Idk man the onion has been serving some real god damn funny stuff lately
Idk man the onion has been serving some real god damn funny stuff lately
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"This admin is beyond parody, its so absurd what they do everyday"
Idk man the onion has been serving some real god damn funny stuff lately
Idk man the onion has been serving some real god damn funny stuff lately
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Too many people on tiktok think theyre good at telling stories
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Too many people on tiktok think theyre good at telling stories
I feel like my music taste is too wack. The only person id tell to pass the aux cord to me would be @puddingpie.net and yet there'd still be a song or 5 that will make him turn the volume down to off
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I feel like my music taste is too wack. The only person id tell to pass the aux cord to me would be @puddingpie.net and yet there'd still be a song or 5 that will make him turn the volume down to off
There are two economies running complelty separate from each other now. One that affects 95% of everyone day to day, the one that shows jobs are declining, unemployment is going up, inflation is causing people to starve or go homeless. And then you have the rich economy,
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There are two economies running complelty separate from each other now. One that affects 95% of everyone day to day, the one that shows jobs are declining, unemployment is going up, inflation is causing people to starve or go homeless. And then you have the rich economy,
Nothing ruins a manwa or manga im reading more quickly than it going from a great translation to dogshit one and bouncing between the two. Why do I gotta put in the extra work to fix grammar mistakes internally.
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nothing ruins a manwa or manga im reading more quickly than it going from a great translation to dogshit one and bouncing between the two. Why do I gotta put in the extra work to fix grammar mistakes internally.
If you want to insult someone and have that stick. Make them think about you longer and to get angrier as their day progresses, hit them with an insult that doesn't make sense. Describe an attribute they dont have, attribute it to them, and then insult it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If you want to insult someone and have that stick. Make them think about you longer and to get angrier as their day progresses, hit them with an insult that doesn't make sense. Describe an attribute they dont have, attribute it to them, and then insult it.
Everytime a major news outlet uses Kalshi or Polymarket as a poll i die a little on the inside
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Everytime a major news outlet uses Kalshi or Polymarket as a poll i die a little on the inside
How many spelling errors do you think are in 19th century journal entries. Be the type of historian who clowns on Reginald the sailor for using the wrong form of "your" in a letter to his wife he only sees every 2 years. We need more of that type of annoying freak, in my opinion.
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
How many spelling errors do you think are in 19th century journal entries. Be the type of historian who clowns on Reginald the sailor for using the wrong form of "your" in a letter to his wife he only sees every 2 years. We need more of that type of annoying freak, in my opinion.
You see these billionaires, corporations, goverbments throw incomprehensible amounts of money all at each other in an endless cycle of more wealth acclimation for them specifically. But God forbid you ask for a measly $300 a month to help pay my bills. Youre the parasite if you need help getting fed
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You see these billionaires, corporations, goverbments throw incomprehensible amounts of money all at each other in an endless cycle of more wealth acclimation for them specifically. But God forbid you ask for a measly $300 a month to help pay my bills. Youre the parasite if you need help getting fed
"Our AI is bad"
>Another 100 billion in investment into AI
>Another 100 billion in investment into AI
The CEO of Google admits that Google search provides more accurate information that the company’s AI.
He acknowledges that Google search is "more grounded in providing accurate information."
He acknowledges that Google search is "more grounded in providing accurate information."
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"Our AI is bad"
>Another 100 billion in investment into AI
>Another 100 billion in investment into AI
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December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Kinda wack to be like, the cultural blender and melting pot and then do this shit. Like nearly every type of media made by humans can be found it fortnite, and they decide to do this to save a couple bucks. Save a couple bucks when YOU ARE FORTNITE. Truly nothing is sacred if its about cutting cost
SO... I'm pretty much done with Fortnite. There were statements made by Tim Sweeney saying that AI usage doesn't need to be disclosed, and then AI usage was found all over this current season- from art to sprays to in-game songs. Between that, and the upcoming shitty wizard collab... Yeah, I'm done.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Kinda wack to be like, the cultural blender and melting pot and then do this shit. Like nearly every type of media made by humans can be found it fortnite, and they decide to do this to save a couple bucks. Save a couple bucks when YOU ARE FORTNITE. Truly nothing is sacred if its about cutting cost
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The destruction of the Gävle Goat as a prophylactic neccesity for the prosperity of civilisation is a myth.
It is the hatred you carry for the Goat, the wish for its agony and death, that has you under its curse.
Mend the hatred in your graven mind or suffer further.
It is the hatred you carry for the Goat, the wish for its agony and death, that has you under its curse.
Mend the hatred in your graven mind or suffer further.
November 19, 2024 at 8:54 PM
The destruction of the Gävle Goat as a prophylactic neccesity for the prosperity of civilisation is a myth.
It is the hatred you carry for the Goat, the wish for its agony and death, that has you under its curse.
Mend the hatred in your graven mind or suffer further.
It is the hatred you carry for the Goat, the wish for its agony and death, that has you under its curse.
Mend the hatred in your graven mind or suffer further.
Its really tough having a lot of awesome friends who love ttrpgs because now I have to choose which ones I want to be in my Hunter the Reckoning western im cooking in my head
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Its really tough having a lot of awesome friends who love ttrpgs because now I have to choose which ones I want to be in my Hunter the Reckoning western im cooking in my head
Remembering the time I was at a restaurant and I really had to pee, so I went to the bathroom and thought it was a single stall because the door was locked. So I stood in front of it for like a couple minutes and it turns out the door was just heavy and I didnt use enough force.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Remembering the time I was at a restaurant and I really had to pee, so I went to the bathroom and thought it was a single stall because the door was locked. So I stood in front of it for like a couple minutes and it turns out the door was just heavy and I didnt use enough force.
I've used the phrase "Kirby pussy slippers" 30+ times in the last hour and convinced 2 people to buy them as a bit.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I've used the phrase "Kirby pussy slippers" 30+ times in the last hour and convinced 2 people to buy them as a bit.
Business news really be like: "stock market bouncing back thanks to Google investing more into ai"
And the next headline i see is "ChatGPT helps suicidal man kill himself"
And the next headline i see is "ChatGPT helps suicidal man kill himself"
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Business news really be like: "stock market bouncing back thanks to Google investing more into ai"
And the next headline i see is "ChatGPT helps suicidal man kill himself"
And the next headline i see is "ChatGPT helps suicidal man kill himself"
Aint there a guy in the current admin whose whole thing was these chemicals and bad additives to processed food are killing america? Like his whole slogan was making america healthy again while targeting specifically this type of shit. Wacky
The EPA has approved two new pesticides with "forever chemicals" that will be used on food.
The agency has also announced plans for four additional approvals.
The approved pesticides will be used on vegetables such as romaine lettuce, broccoli and potatoes.
The agency has also announced plans for four additional approvals.
The approved pesticides will be used on vegetables such as romaine lettuce, broccoli and potatoes.
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Aint there a guy in the current admin whose whole thing was these chemicals and bad additives to processed food are killing america? Like his whole slogan was making america healthy again while targeting specifically this type of shit. Wacky
i'm probably 2/3rds through Borderlands 4, and i think this game would be far better without the Ubisoft bloat. Keep all the sidequests and optional boss fights but everything else can go. It's annoying to feel compelled to pick up every doodad that gives barely anything gameplay wise.
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i'm probably 2/3rds through Borderlands 4, and i think this game would be far better without the Ubisoft bloat. Keep all the sidequests and optional boss fights but everything else can go. It's annoying to feel compelled to pick up every doodad that gives barely anything gameplay wise.
Whenever I find a song I like, I imagine my own version of the music video in my head. (Half of the time its an anime ass fantasy battle)
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Whenever I find a song I like, I imagine my own version of the music video in my head. (Half of the time its an anime ass fantasy battle)
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Oh....my penis is big....
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Oh....my penis is big....
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Oh....my penis is big....
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Oh....my penis is big....
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Oh....my penis is big....
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Oh....my penis is big....