Amy Austin
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Amy Austin
@amyaustin.bsky.social
ATL-based fan of Survivor, SNL, Dogs & Cats, backyard deer, Whataburger, UGA Dawgs and the Dallas Cowboys.
I’ve been following the fantastic @stevehofstetter.bsky.social for a long time across many platforms but tonight I finally get to see him do his thing live! Thanks for coming to the ATL burbs for our first show at @heliumcomedyatl.bsky.social I’m so excited!!
March 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’ve been awake since 3:45am. It’s now 8:45am. I start work at 11am. Do I try to sneak in a 90 min nap, or try to push through with caffeine, or just go ahead start a crippling cocaine habit? I’m kidding. I can’t afford cocaine.
February 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
You shouldn’t have to go broke to stay alive. A round of blood tests shouldn’t be out of pocket 7k. Do the leaders of our country hope those with chronic illness will die off so as not to be a financial “burden” on the 1%? Why don’t US folks working in medicine and/or insurance have empathy?
a woman is sitting in front of a vase of flowers .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a vase of flowers .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My husband and I were born in the early 70s. We watch MTV Classic for background noise. I imagine this is what a GenX retirement home rec room will be streaming. “In my day the men wore makeup and fishnet, rocked hard and got so many girls!” “Sure they did grandpa. Why don’t you go play PacMan…”
January 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Since we’re all leaving Meta, maybe I can practice my creative writing on PornHub? I’ll be like a modern day Gore Vidal! lol! I vividly remember finding my Dad’s Playboy magazine stash and him explaining the “amazing writing” in it. The silent generation were the Kings of gaslighting lol.
January 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I love being home with my pets and all the wildlife that I’m fortunate to get to interact with in my own yard. Animals respect and respond to kindness. Wish more humans would.
Here is my strongest personal belief: the worst animal is better than the best human.
January 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Reposted by Amy Austin
American teens are flocking to a new video app
January 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Greetings from snowy Roswell Georgia where Romo has become SnowMo!
January 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The rut is on in the backyard. This young buck is chasing all the does around the woods. They deny him. They are holding out for the big guy with the giant rack. Duh. #girlpower #dontsettle #deer
December 2, 2024 at 6:48 PM
It’s an “all you can rut” buffet of does for this big ole buck. lol.
November 21, 2024 at 2:32 PM
The mass block banning tool is the coolest feature added to social media in years. Thank you @bsky.app
November 18, 2024 at 1:32 PM
When it’s fun, 16 years goes by as fast a a free dessert.
November 16, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Reposted by Amy Austin
Today is a fight for the soul of America.

the lawful good vs. chaotic evil
November 16, 2024 at 3:29 PM
This is Romo. Romo is the most important non-human in my life. Don’t tell the cats. He is gentle and sweet and silly and everything good in this world. And yes, he’s got eyebrows. Welcome Blue Sky Friends!
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 PM