Author of:
🔎The Charlotte Holmes Mysteries 🥻🇬🇧🇺🇸
🎅The Santa Clown Trilogy.
🚫No DMs.
Amazon https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B007QJV8YA
Medal Winner Global Book Awards for Humour & Satire.
The New Charlotte Holmes Mystery is out now.
An Angel in Los Angeles
LA 1929.
Charlotte & Watan investigate the disappearance of a new starlet & detect the hand of a feared villain.
Meanwhile Emily has found true-love, again, & the Holmes clan gather for her wedding.
bit.ly/4pU4SpB
Not Liverpool.
Not Liverpool.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...
A warning to writers.
Watch out - the Spotlight Network (a vanity interview vehicle) is out canvassing for suckers.
Avoid.
A warning to writers.
Watch out - the Spotlight Network (a vanity interview vehicle) is out canvassing for suckers.
Avoid.
"Love is friendship that has caught fire." – Ann Landers
"The flame of love can't be compelled,
It cannot be lit, It cannot be quelled."
Mirza Ghalib
feel free to post small poems you wrote, or ones you like by other poets :)
here’s a little one I love by Laura Riding~
"Love is friendship that has caught fire." – Ann Landers
"The flame of love can't be compelled,
It cannot be lit, It cannot be quelled."
Mirza Ghalib
CARRY ON SCREAMING (1966) 2:15pm #KennethWilliams #HarryHCorbett #FenellaFielding #JoanSims #PeterButterworth #JimDale comedy #TPTVsubtitles
Sad.
Sad.
Reminds me of the revived Battlestar Glactica series, lots of political machinations & a healthy dose of weird aliens.
No one as hot as Tricia Helfer, but you can't have everything.
ps - Naomi's Brit accent is off-putting.
Reminds me of the revived Battlestar Glactica series, lots of political machinations & a healthy dose of weird aliens.
No one as hot as Tricia Helfer, but you can't have everything.
ps - Naomi's Brit accent is off-putting.
Apple zombies, now Tesla zombies.
Not journalists but couriers.
@karlbode.com on the press's "Musk says" coverage philosophy (also, CEO says; Trump says)
karlbode.com/the-press-is...
Apple zombies, now Tesla zombies.
Not journalists but couriers.
Both are fucking racist cunts.
'It’s probably in the dictionary definition correct, but perhaps people aren't quite ready for it’
No. It’s not, Nigel. It’s just racist. And wrong. Much like you.
Both are fucking racist cunts.
Proposal to reform the House of Lords.
That would be the public who chose "Boaty McBoatface" name for the polar explorer.
Public currently giving Reform a lead.
Public who don't vote in elections but only TV celeb shows.
We're going to end up with Lords Ant & Dec.
Proposal to reform the House of Lords.
That would be the public who chose "Boaty McBoatface" name for the polar explorer.
Public currently giving Reform a lead.
Public who don't vote in elections but only TV celeb shows.
We're going to end up with Lords Ant & Dec.
All racist dog whistles.
"I'm sorry you're offended by my racism."
Means: Putting the blame on the audience.
"We need to have a debate."
Means: You need to let me spout racism.
Vile disgusting pubiclice twat face.
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
All racist dog whistles.
"I'm sorry you're offended by my racism."
Means: Putting the blame on the audience.
"We need to have a debate."
Means: You need to let me spout racism.
Vile disgusting pubiclice twat face.
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
Here's the 1st Team breakdown:
British Players: 4 (17.4%)
Foreign Players: 19 (82.6%)
Obviously these are the 'Good Immigrants' fleeing dangerously weak teams & repressive wages.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Here's the 1st Team breakdown:
British Players: 4 (17.4%)
Foreign Players: 19 (82.6%)
Obviously these are the 'Good Immigrants' fleeing dangerously weak teams & repressive wages.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
There was no author's voice, it was soulless = cos AI has no soul.
But... no, not really. As much as I regret how much time I take, I put in the time.
There was no author's voice, it was soulless = cos AI has no soul.
Every single asshole who voted for Trjmp handed them the pen to cross out those names.
They are all to blame.
NO MERCY FOR MAGA - FUCK 'EM ALL.
Every single asshole who voted for Trjmp handed them the pen to cross out those names.
They are all to blame.
NO MERCY FOR MAGA - FUCK 'EM ALL.
What a cast - Sean Connery, Nicole Williamson, Denholm Elliot & Ronnie Barker.
Not to mention Audrey Hepburn & Robert Shaw and Richard Harris as King Rickard.
What a cast - Sean Connery, Nicole Williamson, Denholm Elliot & Ronnie Barker.
Not to mention Audrey Hepburn & Robert Shaw and Richard Harris as King Rickard.