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🎉TaMothy BirthdayGuy™️🎁
@amothisredacted.bsky.social
⭐️ WAH-WOH ⭐️

🪤 Sour Candy Connoisseur 🪤
🐈 Cat Dad 🐈‍⬛
✨Occasional Shitposter Extraordinaire ✨
📚Romantasy/FanFic Enthusiast📚
🎮Aggressively Mediocre Gamer🎮
☠️29 with a looming dread of 30☠️
|| He/Him ||
🚫MDNI🚫
Oh lawd it my birthmas

Merr birthmas to me
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Lawd hammercy is vecna coming or something

Why tf it so damn foggy outside
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Nickelback goes hard idc
December 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
No further questions your honor
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My manager after I hand her my work before the end of the day: “Are you on crack today?”m

Me: Not technically?

Her: “TECHNICALLY?”
December 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
GODDAMN WIND WARNING MY CURLS HATE THIS
Maybe he’s born with it

Maybe it’s the 40mph Kansas wind
December 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but have you ever heard of using your fuckin’ blinker?
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I don’t think

Therefore I don’t am
December 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Good morning ☀️
December 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but have you ever heard of using your fuckin’ blinker?
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Quoting a famous poet:

"A clown fiesta"
December 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
None of my ducks are in a row

They are penguins

They are at a rave
December 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Quoth the Raven:

“This shit is bananas”
December 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I just had to sit in my car after that appointment a cry a bit

There is no way this lady wasn’t sent to me by my nana. I miss her everyday but this feels a little bit like I’ve gotten a piece back and that’s hard because I’m meant to stay professional
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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LORD HAVE MERCY

FIST ME DOLORES
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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why was heimer even w/ his opp anyway
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Good bean juice

Taste like chocolate

Make me go fast
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Maybe he’s born with it

Maybe it’s the 40mph Kansas wind
December 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Favorite Ice Type ❄️🧊
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The amount of brain rot that I have is generational
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don’t who needs to hear this but consent is a bare minimum of human decency and if you don’t follow that rule I’ll tie you to a chair and s***t you in the knees
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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A bit of lore I’m kind of shy about:

In middle school, they called me Timenim because I’m like… strangely good at rapping ig? All my college friends loved it though. I was a hit at parties. 😂

Anyway, if you’re curious, reply to this w a # and I’ll tell you a song from my list of 250 I can do!
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, or Marvel
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM