🪤 Sour Candy Connoisseur 🪤
🐈 Cat Dad 🐈⬛
✨Occasional Shitposter Extraordinaire ✨
📚Romantasy/FanFic Enthusiast📚
🎮Aggressively Mediocre Gamer🎮
☠️29 with a looming dread of 30☠️
|| He/Him ||
🚫MDNI🚫
Merr birthmas to me
Merr birthmas to me
Why tf it so damn foggy outside
Why tf it so damn foggy outside
Me: Not technically?
Her: “TECHNICALLY?”
Me: Not technically?
Her: “TECHNICALLY?”
Maybe it’s the 40mph Kansas wind
Therefore I don’t am
Therefore I don’t am
"A clown fiesta"
"A clown fiesta"
They are penguins
They are at a rave
They are penguins
They are at a rave
“This shit is bananas”
“This shit is bananas”
There is no way this lady wasn’t sent to me by my nana. I miss her everyday but this feels a little bit like I’ve gotten a piece back and that’s hard because I’m meant to stay professional
There is no way this lady wasn’t sent to me by my nana. I miss her everyday but this feels a little bit like I’ve gotten a piece back and that’s hard because I’m meant to stay professional
FIST ME DOLORES
FIST ME DOLORES
Taste like chocolate
Make me go fast
Taste like chocolate
Make me go fast
Maybe it’s the 40mph Kansas wind
Maybe it’s the 40mph Kansas wind
In middle school, they called me Timenim because I’m like… strangely good at rapping ig? All my college friends loved it though. I was a hit at parties. 😂
Anyway, if you’re curious, reply to this w a # and I’ll tell you a song from my list of 250 I can do!
In middle school, they called me Timenim because I’m like… strangely good at rapping ig? All my college friends loved it though. I was a hit at parties. 😂
Anyway, if you’re curious, reply to this w a # and I’ll tell you a song from my list of 250 I can do!