You could have the worst day of your life and then that duo fricking lingo bird comes along and reminds you to do your lessons smh

Why is the taste of a banana so dominant?? You could put every fruit there is into a smoothie, but one HALF of a banana takes over everything and then it turns into a banana smoothie😭

Ever since I deleted insta and TikTok I started scrolling though LINKEDIN when I’m bored 😭😭😭😭😭

FINALLY INVINCIBLE IS BACK

2025 Bingo List:
- duolingo has a mayor scandal
- Spain wins ESC
- my lil sis getting her license
- my homie Mel getting a pay raise
- me visiting an Asian country
- Netflix loses millions in
- Trump Tower attack
- Elon Musk finally gets shot
- King Charles turns into dust

Wdym Satan (Mr. Beast) is only 26 years old???

I don’t like it when DHL hypes me up and says my package is coming today but then it doesn’t :(

Like Monday is fine either but there was no need to send me an email at 4 AM saying it’s arriving today :( just please don’t lie

This elderly man I chatted with at the läderach store gifted me 13€ chocolate 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 bless his heart

The wicked promo budget is higher than the Burj Khalifa wth

MY FRIEND DOESNT KNOW ABOUT PITBULL???

The worst decision of 2024 was making mean girls a musical 😭

Hehe

YOOOOOO I ABSOLUTELY FORGOT ABOUT THISSS

Michael Jackson married Elvis’s daughter???

Today I gave my first invite code to my best Bestie!! Can’t wait till Bluesky overtakes twitter!!

HELLOOOOO