In my road rage fit I asked “are you fucking kidding me” and someone in traffic asked me.. “why?? What’s wrong??”
I was so surprised I forgot my rage
I was so surprised I forgot my rage
May 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
In my road rage fit I asked “are you fucking kidding me” and someone in traffic asked me.. “why?? What’s wrong??”
I was so surprised I forgot my rage
I was so surprised I forgot my rage
MY TOOTH CROWN BROKE
a woman is wearing a necklace and earrings and making a funny face
ALT: a woman is wearing a necklace and earrings and making a funny face
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April 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
MY TOOTH CROWN BROKE
“Better to have it and not need than need it and not have it” but it’s about a fleet
April 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“Better to have it and not need than need it and not have it” but it’s about a fleet
So I’m behind this tractor trailer right
April 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
So I’m behind this tractor trailer right
I got cat called yesterday and she yelled “nice legs!” and before I could turn to make a nasty face, I remembered I did my best leg workout also yesterday, and gay-thanked her with a smile and that probably cut her worse than a sneer.
March 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I got cat called yesterday and she yelled “nice legs!” and before I could turn to make a nasty face, I remembered I did my best leg workout also yesterday, and gay-thanked her with a smile and that probably cut her worse than a sneer.
Im using every app wrong clearly
March 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Im using every app wrong clearly
I think I have to start making raunchy disgusting art
March 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I think I have to start making raunchy disgusting art
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they're coming out with Pepsi Thick
February 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
they're coming out with Pepsi Thick
I’m so lucky and everything works out for me
February 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I’m so lucky and everything works out for me
Knowing the future and being unable to change it
February 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Knowing the future and being unable to change it
I got drunk and was staring at something a pile and thought “I think the thing I’ve been looking for for weeks is under there” and by fuck it was
February 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I got drunk and was staring at something a pile and thought “I think the thing I’ve been looking for for weeks is under there” and by fuck it was
Excuse me, brother hell yeah brother etc etc, my blood is clotting
February 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Excuse me, brother hell yeah brother etc etc, my blood is clotting
I think I’m watching a house be robbed but idk if people live there I’ll mind my business
February 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I think I’m watching a house be robbed but idk if people live there I’ll mind my business
Big hairy boy running with a limp wrist and I’m CHASING
February 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Big hairy boy running with a limp wrist and I’m CHASING
Do NOT gym before work, you will be SO SO tired
January 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Do NOT gym before work, you will be SO SO tired
I called the cops once to stop a carjacking and really I could’ve just started yelling and screaming from my window and they would’ve stopped and it would’ve been faster hmmm, growth and learning
January 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I called the cops once to stop a carjacking and really I could’ve just started yelling and screaming from my window and they would’ve stopped and it would’ve been faster hmmm, growth and learning
I cannot wait until March 10th to start waking up earlier I can’t do it
January 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I cannot wait until March 10th to start waking up earlier I can’t do it
Cruise me in the liminal decrepit basement below my work building
January 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Cruise me in the liminal decrepit basement below my work building
Unlike yours, mine’s pink
January 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Unlike yours, mine’s pink
Can’t be on my phone In a work meeting these days without looking at porn because of woke
January 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Can’t be on my phone In a work meeting these days without looking at porn because of woke
Bi weekly? No im bi everyday
January 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Bi weekly? No im bi everyday
Had the greatest night’s sleep and even slept in - after drinking a monster at 730 pm last night…? My core is rotten and I need spiritual redemption
January 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Had the greatest night’s sleep and even slept in - after drinking a monster at 730 pm last night…? My core is rotten and I need spiritual redemption
I will go out, I will dance, and I will have fun even if I collapse on the dancefloor
Again
Again
January 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I will go out, I will dance, and I will have fun even if I collapse on the dancefloor
Again
Again