FlipTheTable
@ambrosky.bsky.social
Grad student bringing a jaded, cynical, and dark sense of humor to the table.
Instagram: FlipTheTable666
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This absurd pardon shows the murderous boat bombings were never about stopping drugs
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This absurd pardon shows the murderous boat bombings were never about stopping drugs
Attempting to cancel my Spotify and delete my account. I’ll start over with a new service, idc. However, I don’t feel like they are going to make the deletion process easy.
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Attempting to cancel my Spotify and delete my account. I’ll start over with a new service, idc. However, I don’t feel like they are going to make the deletion process easy.
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What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯
November 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯
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What he said: 💯 🎯
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
What he said: 💯 🎯
I just laid in the dark of my room and finished listening to #theprimalofbloodandbone. I have a lot of feelings and don’t know what to do with them.
September 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I just laid in the dark of my room and finished listening to #theprimalofbloodandbone. I have a lot of feelings and don’t know what to do with them.
I’m pretty okay with Liz and Jason being end game. I need that to happen. They both had epic love stories separate from each other… I think they’re in a good place now. #generalhospital
September 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’m pretty okay with Liz and Jason being end game. I need that to happen. They both had epic love stories separate from each other… I think they’re in a good place now. #generalhospital
I have been celibate for 5 yrs now. I just learned about bugchasers. I will continue to be celibate.
August 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I have been celibate for 5 yrs now. I just learned about bugchasers. I will continue to be celibate.
People coming up to me at the eye doctor asking if I want to explore the frames wall. Unless I have to get bifocals, I’ll be wearing these glasses until I die.
“You have a $175.00 allowance on frames with your insurance.”
And you’re going to charge me $300.00 just for lenses. Blessed be.
“You have a $175.00 allowance on frames with your insurance.”
And you’re going to charge me $300.00 just for lenses. Blessed be.
August 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
People coming up to me at the eye doctor asking if I want to explore the frames wall. Unless I have to get bifocals, I’ll be wearing these glasses until I die.
“You have a $175.00 allowance on frames with your insurance.”
And you’re going to charge me $300.00 just for lenses. Blessed be.
“You have a $175.00 allowance on frames with your insurance.”
And you’re going to charge me $300.00 just for lenses. Blessed be.
Nothing gets you up and going in the AM like your yearly gyno exam.
July 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Nothing gets you up and going in the AM like your yearly gyno exam.
I’ve been watching The Good Wife and I genuinely can’t stand Will and Diane right now. They got themselves into so much debt and Hayden was doing his job. Also, fuck Cary! I feel like he threw Hayden under the bus and now I feel bad for him. I feel like he lost someone he considered a friend.
June 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’ve been watching The Good Wife and I genuinely can’t stand Will and Diane right now. They got themselves into so much debt and Hayden was doing his job. Also, fuck Cary! I feel like he threw Hayden under the bus and now I feel bad for him. I feel like he lost someone he considered a friend.
March 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The United States is a fucking embarrassment filled with high school level bullies.
February 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The United States is a fucking embarrassment filled with high school level bullies.
Shingles means I will be working naked from now on. Like… clothes hurt. :-(
February 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Shingles means I will be working naked from now on. Like… clothes hurt. :-(
This chick was stooping this women’s husband and had the nerve to say her daughters name…. Oh hell no!! #beyondthegate
February 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This chick was stooping this women’s husband and had the nerve to say her daughters name…. Oh hell no!! #beyondthegate
These women are some of the most stunning women I have ever seen. #beyondthegate #cbs
February 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
These women are some of the most stunning women I have ever seen. #beyondthegate #cbs
Alright… as a lover of all things soap opera, we are starting Beyond The Gates today. I am prepared to fall in love.
February 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Alright… as a lover of all things soap opera, we are starting Beyond The Gates today. I am prepared to fall in love.
Just in case you didn’t know… you can get shingles at 36 yrs old. Also… this fucking sucks.
February 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Just in case you didn’t know… you can get shingles at 36 yrs old. Also… this fucking sucks.
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Go figure: my new shirt (and the 2 others I ordered) came in the mail AFTER I had recorded next week's YouTube video. 🤦♀️
Shirt reads: DIVERSITY HURTS NO ONE YOU STUPID F*CK
Shirt reads: DIVERSITY HURTS NO ONE YOU STUPID F*CK
February 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Go figure: my new shirt (and the 2 others I ordered) came in the mail AFTER I had recorded next week's YouTube video. 🤦♀️
Shirt reads: DIVERSITY HURTS NO ONE YOU STUPID F*CK
Shirt reads: DIVERSITY HURTS NO ONE YOU STUPID F*CK
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If you believe women, when they say they’re raped by immigrants, but not when they say they were raped by Trump/Gaetz/Hegseth, you’re either racist, a hypocrite or both.
February 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If you believe women, when they say they’re raped by immigrants, but not when they say they were raped by Trump/Gaetz/Hegseth, you’re either racist, a hypocrite or both.
Nothing like a 330am ER visit for them to tell me to take ibuprophen.
February 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Nothing like a 330am ER visit for them to tell me to take ibuprophen.
No promotion, no recognition, going to have a cry and have a Jameson then wake up tomorrow morning and walk in with a smile and congratulations for everyone who achieved success.
February 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
No promotion, no recognition, going to have a cry and have a Jameson then wake up tomorrow morning and walk in with a smile and congratulations for everyone who achieved success.
February 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Will is hot…
#willtrent
Also, as a millennial, I’m still just as attracted to Zack Morris at 36 as I was at 16. And by Zach Morris, we all know I mean Mark-Paul Gosselaar is just as hot now as he was in the 90s.
#willtrent
Also, as a millennial, I’m still just as attracted to Zack Morris at 36 as I was at 16. And by Zach Morris, we all know I mean Mark-Paul Gosselaar is just as hot now as he was in the 90s.
February 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Will is hot…
#willtrent
Also, as a millennial, I’m still just as attracted to Zack Morris at 36 as I was at 16. And by Zach Morris, we all know I mean Mark-Paul Gosselaar is just as hot now as he was in the 90s.
#willtrent
Also, as a millennial, I’m still just as attracted to Zack Morris at 36 as I was at 16. And by Zach Morris, we all know I mean Mark-Paul Gosselaar is just as hot now as he was in the 90s.
February 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM