Poppy’s new album is out today so nobody bother me for the rest of the morning

I didn’t have “strongly agreeing with a Kirsty Allsopp take” on my 2026 bingo card but here we are

In other news, I’m following a lot of lovely people who post quite heavily about politics (hello!!) - which is fab but I need a bit of balance on my feed - pls send your fave pages about memes or dogs or heavy metal to soothe me x

Literally just saw a newspaper article from A Well Known Newspaper say that we should essentially leave X alone on the undressing children with AI stuff, but instead crack down on people shouting at Rowling, and now I want to pour bleach onto my brain

Also am following everyone back because my feed is a non-existent mess and I need to know how to work this damn app x

I saw a dog today who did the biggest piss I’ve ever seen. Covered all four paws and started running down the street like a river. Absolutely incredible stuff

How do I work this thing??
As Cher once said - “Can any one C me??”