Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention. Pain management is suicide prevention.

productivity life hack tip: when you wake up in the morning, that's when your brain has the most dopamine! so leverage that energy to lay in your bed rigidly immobile, trying to breathe through the feeling of utter dread thats clutched tight inside your chest like an iron vice

I used the penjamin as a temporary bookmark last night and I think that's the most on-brand thing I've done in a while.

Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.

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Nothing says Midwest like bowling with an old fashioned when the Edmund Fitzgerald starts blasting

AND I OOP

Please understand me when I say that you cannot talk yourself out of criminal charges. You can, however, talk yourself into them.

"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present" is the ONLY thing you should EVER say to a police officer, EVER.

i’m currently:

listening to
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar
- Kendrick Lamar

While I’m on the subject, the worst song on the ABBA gold collection (“Knowing Me, Knowing You,” probably) is ten times better than any of John Lennon’s solo work, including and especially “Imagine,” the worst conversation you’ve ever had at a party set to baby school guitar.

I wish I could tell the moon how much I like it

how nice of the casting director of The Substance to just let Dennis Quaid appear as himself, totally unscripted.

nazi scum fuck off.