Amazing Criswell... Or Sam... Who knows?
@amazingcriswell.bsky.social
Cranky tech jerk. Kinda into video games.
https://youtube.com/@amazingcriswell5965?si=FBVCEHhdUjY_Oq07
He/Him/Any/All
#ActuallyAutistic
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He/Him/Any/All
#ActuallyAutistic
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Social media platform rises, social media platform falls.
I build new bubble of followers and followings, I lose them all and have to start again.
Rinse. Repeat. Misery abounds every time.
Maybe it's time to break the cycle.
I build new bubble of followers and followings, I lose them all and have to start again.
Rinse. Repeat. Misery abounds every time.
Maybe it's time to break the cycle.
Stranded in Chicago after flight home cancelled. Fuck republicans for holding us all hostage.... Vote every shitbag out.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Stranded in Chicago after flight home cancelled. Fuck republicans for holding us all hostage.... Vote every shitbag out.
I doubt very much I'm the first to make this realizations but...
Demolishing part of the White House for an expensive vanity project while the government is shut down and federal workers go unpaid gives "let them eat cake" vibes.
Demolishing part of the White House for an expensive vanity project while the government is shut down and federal workers go unpaid gives "let them eat cake" vibes.
October 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I doubt very much I'm the first to make this realizations but...
Demolishing part of the White House for an expensive vanity project while the government is shut down and federal workers go unpaid gives "let them eat cake" vibes.
Demolishing part of the White House for an expensive vanity project while the government is shut down and federal workers go unpaid gives "let them eat cake" vibes.
Won't someone think of the weird fucking teeth
September 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Won't someone think of the weird fucking teeth
I'm not feeling myself lately....
Or maybe I'm too much myself lately...
Whatever it is, I need to knock it off
Or maybe I'm too much myself lately...
Whatever it is, I need to knock it off
August 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I'm not feeling myself lately....
Or maybe I'm too much myself lately...
Whatever it is, I need to knock it off
Or maybe I'm too much myself lately...
Whatever it is, I need to knock it off
This may very well be the greatest headline ever
July 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This may very well be the greatest headline ever
Mike Johnson looks like a cursed ventriloquist puppet
July 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Mike Johnson looks like a cursed ventriloquist puppet
Everything is awful
July 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Everything is awful
Do you want Secret of Nimh? Because this is how you get Secret of Nimh
www.iflscience.com/scientists-g...
www.iflscience.com/scientists-g...
Scientists Gave Mice A Human "Language Gene" And Something Curious Unfolded
Even with a human “language gene,” mice remain far from composing Shakespeare.
www.iflscience.com
July 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Do you want Secret of Nimh? Because this is how you get Secret of Nimh
www.iflscience.com/scientists-g...
www.iflscience.com/scientists-g...
My controversial hot take:
GTA V is millennials Roblox
GTA V is millennials Roblox
June 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
My controversial hot take:
GTA V is millennials Roblox
GTA V is millennials Roblox
Is Gavin Newsom casting fireball at Indiana?
June 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Is Gavin Newsom casting fireball at Indiana?
These are delicious. But as I was eating them just now I realized "Salmon Skin" is basically Pork Rhinds of the Sea.
May 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
These are delicious. But as I was eating them just now I realized "Salmon Skin" is basically Pork Rhinds of the Sea.
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The drummer of Texas rock band Lord Buffalo was removed from a flight headed to Europe and detained by immigration authorities on Monday, according to the band.
Drummer for Lord Buffalo 'forcibly' removed from flight by immigration agents, band says
Yamal Said was “forcibly removed from our flight to Europe by Customs and Border Patrol” at a Dallas airport, the band said in the social media posts.
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May 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The drummer of Texas rock band Lord Buffalo was removed from a flight headed to Europe and detained by immigration authorities on Monday, according to the band.
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Shopify allegedly installed tracking software on customers' phones without their consent.
The company will now face a massive lawsuit after a federal court ruled in a 10-1 decision that the company can be sued in California over this data collection scheme.
The company will now face a massive lawsuit after a federal court ruled in a 10-1 decision that the company can be sued in California over this data collection scheme.
April 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Shopify allegedly installed tracking software on customers' phones without their consent.
The company will now face a massive lawsuit after a federal court ruled in a 10-1 decision that the company can be sued in California over this data collection scheme.
The company will now face a massive lawsuit after a federal court ruled in a 10-1 decision that the company can be sued in California over this data collection scheme.
Respectfully......
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April 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Respectfully......
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This is such a fantastic game.
In a futuristic world populated by sentient robots, its inhabitants are once more threatened by an old foe, the Virus Army 🤖
ESRB-rated copies of Gravity Circuit, a flashy action packed 2D platformer awaits you: http://tinyurl.com/mtyh7xta
ESRB-rated copies of Gravity Circuit, a flashy action packed 2D platformer awaits you: http://tinyurl.com/mtyh7xta
April 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is such a fantastic game.
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what kind of doge disaster is this one?
the nnsa kind - where they oops!ed then tried to hire people back
the ebola kind - where they oops!ed then failed to hire people back
the lead poisoning kind - where they oopsed! then didn't even try to hire people back
www.theregister.com/2025/04/16/h...
the nnsa kind - where they oops!ed then tried to hire people back
the ebola kind - where they oops!ed then failed to hire people back
the lead poisoning kind - where they oopsed! then didn't even try to hire people back
www.theregister.com/2025/04/16/h...
Homeland Security funding for CVE program expires
: Because vulnerability management has nothing to do with national security, right?
www.theregister.com
April 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
what kind of doge disaster is this one?
the nnsa kind - where they oops!ed then tried to hire people back
the ebola kind - where they oops!ed then failed to hire people back
the lead poisoning kind - where they oopsed! then didn't even try to hire people back
www.theregister.com/2025/04/16/h...
the nnsa kind - where they oops!ed then tried to hire people back
the ebola kind - where they oops!ed then failed to hire people back
the lead poisoning kind - where they oopsed! then didn't even try to hire people back
www.theregister.com/2025/04/16/h...
I'm 51, I love my job, easily the best job of my career. It's interesting, challenging (in a good way), and generally pretty okay.
And yet I'd retire tomorrow if I could. Jesus... I'm so goddamned tired. Been working in the tech industry since 1989! I'm fucking done...
And yet I'd retire tomorrow if I could. Jesus... I'm so goddamned tired. Been working in the tech industry since 1989! I'm fucking done...
Sununu: Congress doesn't want them to get touched. Americans will accept it… Let’s move the retirement age. 62 or 64 or whatever it is? That’s insane. No young person thinks retirement should be in their mid 60s
April 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I'm 51, I love my job, easily the best job of my career. It's interesting, challenging (in a good way), and generally pretty okay.
And yet I'd retire tomorrow if I could. Jesus... I'm so goddamned tired. Been working in the tech industry since 1989! I'm fucking done...
And yet I'd retire tomorrow if I could. Jesus... I'm so goddamned tired. Been working in the tech industry since 1989! I'm fucking done...
Stay safe out there folks. Love to be on the streets with you but unfortunately I'll be driving 🤟💙
April 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Stay safe out there folks. Love to be on the streets with you but unfortunately I'll be driving 🤟💙
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Booker beats Thurmond
April 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Booker beats Thurmond
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Sen. Strom Thurmond voted against the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act, AND supported Jim Crow laws.
Thurmond’s record for longest floor speech (in protest of the Civil Rights Act, no less!) was just broken by a Black man, my good friend Cory Booker.
That’s America.
Thurmond’s record for longest floor speech (in protest of the Civil Rights Act, no less!) was just broken by a Black man, my good friend Cory Booker.
That’s America.
April 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Sen. Strom Thurmond voted against the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act, AND supported Jim Crow laws.
Thurmond’s record for longest floor speech (in protest of the Civil Rights Act, no less!) was just broken by a Black man, my good friend Cory Booker.
That’s America.
Thurmond’s record for longest floor speech (in protest of the Civil Rights Act, no less!) was just broken by a Black man, my good friend Cory Booker.
That’s America.
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Oh my God, I just had a full night’s sleep and Cory Booker is still going…
www.youtube.com/live/rCUK2Vb...
www.youtube.com/live/rCUK2Vb...
LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor
YouTube video by Associated Press
www.youtube.com
April 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Oh my God, I just had a full night’s sleep and Cory Booker is still going…
www.youtube.com/live/rCUK2Vb...
www.youtube.com/live/rCUK2Vb...
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The number of good points per minute in this video is extremely high, which is wild because it is 2 hours and 40 minutes long.
youtu.be/teqkK0RLNkI?...
youtu.be/teqkK0RLNkI?...
CONSPIRACY | contrapoints
YouTube video by ContraPoints
youtu.be
March 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The number of good points per minute in this video is extremely high, which is wild because it is 2 hours and 40 minutes long.
youtu.be/teqkK0RLNkI?...
youtu.be/teqkK0RLNkI?...
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Chief National Security Reporter at the Pentagon for Fox News says she surveyed defense officials who said the info was actually “far more sensitive” than “war plans” and “clearly classified”
March 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Chief National Security Reporter at the Pentagon for Fox News says she surveyed defense officials who said the info was actually “far more sensitive” than “war plans” and “clearly classified”
My brain today is a melon ball that has sat on a serving tray too long
March 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My brain today is a melon ball that has sat on a serving tray too long