Amazing Criswell... Or Sam... Who knows?
amazingcriswell.bsky.social
Amazing Criswell... Or Sam... Who knows?
@amazingcriswell.bsky.social
Cranky tech jerk. Kinda into video games.

https://youtube.com/@amazingcriswell5965?si=FBVCEHhdUjY_Oq07

He/Him/Any/All

#ActuallyAutistic
This may very well be the greatest headline ever
July 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Is Gavin Newsom casting fireball at Indiana?
June 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
These are delicious. But as I was eating them just now I realized "Salmon Skin" is basically Pork Rhinds of the Sea.
May 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Highly recommend unplugging from social media this weekend and just play some games. Donut Dodo here is a good choice. Great little indie homage to the arcade classics of the early 80s.
February 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Riddle me this... how can the Jurassic World Rebirth trailer have 21k likes but only 5k views?
February 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
#Breakfast #SundayBreakfast

Veggies, tomatoes, Gouda, stacked between tortillas and baked in eggs. Covered in Cholula.
February 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
....Raisins....
January 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Verifiable? Steam says it's No Man's Sky. But unverifiable, I've played Atari 2600 Asteroids at least once a week since 1980 or so, which probably beats NMS.
January 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
January 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'm feeling very boot mug today
January 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Windows 98.... Hahahahah.... oh
.... 😢

I'm this old. Actually older, we got this when I was 4.
January 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Dear FromSoftware and/or Bandia Namco, where should I put my extra head? WHERE SHOULD I PUT MY EXTRA HEAD?
January 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This is Millie. Millie doesn't care what you believe in, what you do for a living, what education you have, or how many followers you have online. If you're kind, calm, quiet, and talk sweetly to her she will climb on your lap to snuggle and purr.
January 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Eggs tostada I made for my wife this morning. Could have used sliced avocado but I didn't think of that when I was shopping yesterday. #Breakfast #SundayBreakfast
January 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Is it Dan Flashes?
January 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Yeah no shit
January 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Oh my God, Amazon, honey, there's a foot of fresh snow on top of an existing foot of snow out there. Give it up, I don't need this photo frame that badly. Let the driver go home and warm up for fucks sake
January 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I don't know, I can imagine some pretty dumb things.... Like just the other day I asked AI to make a picture of David Bowie as a door to door thanksgiving turkey salesman
January 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Peppers, shitake mushrooms, onions, sauteed in thyme, basil, parsley and yellow curry, rolled into Japanese style omelette and topped with aged white cheddar with truffle
December 29, 2024 at 5:57 PM