Aaron Marohl
@amarohl.bsky.social
I draw things and they appear IRL
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“If you kill a cockroach, you're a hero. If you kill a butterfly, you're a villain. Morals have aesthetic criteria.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“If you kill a cockroach, you're a hero. If you kill a butterfly, you're a villain. Morals have aesthetic criteria.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
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A useful thing to remember with the whole AI art thing is that people fucking haaaaate that artists “get” to make art while they have to go “to work.” You can see it with people losing their shit over artists charging for commissions or berating them for not accepting “for exposure” jobs.
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
A useful thing to remember with the whole AI art thing is that people fucking haaaaate that artists “get” to make art while they have to go “to work.” You can see it with people losing their shit over artists charging for commissions or berating them for not accepting “for exposure” jobs.
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"Hi, this is [random name], senior underwriter for the loan qualification team..."
Scammers need a new script.
Scammers need a new script.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"Hi, this is [random name], senior underwriter for the loan qualification team..."
Scammers need a new script.
Scammers need a new script.
Causing controlled avalanches, with a turquoise howitzer, sounds like a dope job
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Causing controlled avalanches, with a turquoise howitzer, sounds like a dope job
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The Vikings are beating themselves more than they are getting beat.
Good god.
Good god.
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Vikings are beating themselves more than they are getting beat.
Good god.
Good god.
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The Vikings are beating the Vikings.
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The Vikings are beating the Vikings.
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
Hell no. An army of robotic red shirts staring, smiling, waving, and forcing conversation will keep me away from your store forever.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hell no. An army of robotic red shirts staring, smiling, waving, and forcing conversation will keep me away from your store forever.
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I will not be elaborating in any way or accepting any feedback or questions
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I will not be elaborating in any way or accepting any feedback or questions
“Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.” - Vin Scully
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.” - Vin Scully
November 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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Watching the Vikings defense and Brian Flores did some very evil things to the Detroit IOL
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Watching the Vikings defense and Brian Flores did some very evil things to the Detroit IOL
Picked against the Vikings for the first time this season. I'll keep doing so, if the reverse jinx keeps working. #sacrifice
November 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Picked against the Vikings for the first time this season. I'll keep doing so, if the reverse jinx keeps working. #sacrifice
'NFL Blitz' getting a shout-out!
a ravens football game is being played on a nintendo 64 system
ALT: a ravens football game is being played on a nintendo 64 system
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
'NFL Blitz' getting a shout-out!
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JJ to JJ, Vikings tie it
November 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
JJ to JJ, Vikings tie it
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The last two minutes of baseball….absolutely fuckin insane
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The last two minutes of baseball….absolutely fuckin insane
As a former 1st baseman, I love a clean 3-6-3 double play 🤤
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
As a former 1st baseman, I love a clean 3-6-3 double play 🤤
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Sources confirm Optimus Prime, aging leader of the Autobots, recently fucked his back all up transforming from his truck form into his person form.
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paletteswap.site/dif...
November 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Sources confirm Optimus Prime, aging leader of the Autobots, recently fucked his back all up transforming from his truck form into his person form.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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"When I was your age I bought my first house for $17,000 dollars because I wasn't wasting my money buying myself a muffin every once in a while. Now get off your ass and get a 3rd job you lazy bum" - every old person
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"When I was your age I bought my first house for $17,000 dollars because I wasn't wasting my money buying myself a muffin every once in a while. Now get off your ass and get a 3rd job you lazy bum" - every old person
2nd and 3rd with no outs... #WorldSeries
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
2nd and 3rd with no outs... #WorldSeries
This was honestly half the fun of it!
November 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This was honestly half the fun of it!
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