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Let's start FUCKING America correctly. Babies, babies, babies, I'll give $5000 for White babys any others are to be put in crates and shipped elsewhere
April 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Let's start FUCKING America correctly. Babies, babies, babies, I'll give $5000 for White babys any others are to be put in crates and shipped elsewhere
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The United States Is Now A 2nd Class Nation On Our Way To 3rd World Status….
April 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The United States Is Now A 2nd Class Nation On Our Way To 3rd World Status….
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“Hope you aren’t too attached to whatever fancy crap you eat now, because those little wiener dogs in the cans are coming back on the menu in a big way,” said Donald Trump
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Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
WASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald Trump informed the nation Thursday that they better start liking those little canned wieners. “Hope you aren’t too attached to whatever fancy crap you eat now, because those little wiener dogs in the cans are coming back […]
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“Hope you aren’t too attached to whatever fancy crap you eat now, because those little wiener dogs in the cans are coming back on the menu in a big way,” said Donald Trump
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I'm going to run out of letters. American people. Don't give the tyrants what they want. NO violence! Sit calmly don't move. They can't harm you for being nice. Oh wait sorry I'm an idiot. Don't get arrested. You'll be sorry and in El Salvador
March 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I'm going to run out of letters. American people. Don't give the tyrants what they want. NO violence! Sit calmly don't move. They can't harm you for being nice. Oh wait sorry I'm an idiot. Don't get arrested. You'll be sorry and in El Salvador
Wayne's world
March 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Wayne's world
Will be auctioning them Barrett style on eBay soon just need more inventory.
March 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Will be auctioning them Barrett style on eBay soon just need more inventory.
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“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
theonion.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
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X engineers clocking in this morning
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
X engineers clocking in this morning
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I'm a piggy. And a fine chef.
March 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'm a piggy. And a fine chef.
Galaxy 500 was next.
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Galaxy 500 was next.
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Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’
March 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’
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WE GOT THIS!
Starts NOW - through the 14th. Don’t touch Amazon or anything Jeff Bezos owns.
Starts NOW - through the 14th. Don’t touch Amazon or anything Jeff Bezos owns.
March 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
WE GOT THIS!
Starts NOW - through the 14th. Don’t touch Amazon or anything Jeff Bezos owns.
Starts NOW - through the 14th. Don’t touch Amazon or anything Jeff Bezos owns.
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Canadian authorities display 835 kilograms of seized drugs smuggled across the US border into Canada...🇨🇦
March 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Canadian authorities display 835 kilograms of seized drugs smuggled across the US border into Canada...🇨🇦
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