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Alyssa 🌻
@alualyssa.bsky.social
Artists that’s probably too scared to post my art. So random venting it is 🤙🏻
I hate how the acotar books were so close to being amazing and then she fumbled the bag
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
What's up with dead beat dads not having money for their kids but they always have the newest consoles
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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this you? get a sticker on my kofi: ko-fi.com/s/e33dcb595e 🫧

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#bsnm #artshop #stickershop #stickers #relatable #relatablememes #kitty
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I should stop dissing Ohio when I literally live in Missouri.
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The worst part of listening to Ashnikko is “hey grandpa drop the beat” on like 7 different songs
October 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Wanted to paint this dog
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Also - I can't believe we let the worst comedians on the planet spend *years* defining Freedom of Speech as a moral obligation to laugh at their bad jokes, and not as a protection against government censorship. You've been crying wolf for a while now gang, and a real wolf just got here! SPEAK UP!
September 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Anytime I start getting a little sick of my job, I just gotta remember that 2 months ago I was in retail so thankfully this is way better than that
August 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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just a meme i wanted to draw in my style. available as a print and sticker on my kofi hehe

#art
July 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I hope Metro never gets another fucking penny cause I’m tired of that dumb ass commercial reminding me how life sucks every single commercial break while trying to watch my escapism.
August 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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argue at a wall if you are gonna shame people for wanting a silly little toy to give themselves a hit of happiness in this world
Look I don’t even own a Labubu but you anti Labubu mfs are ANNOYING and BORING 🥱🥱🥱
August 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)
August 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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This is Milo. He noticed you were packing for a trip. Wouldn't want you to forget the essentials. 12/10 (TT: mikrawrrrrr)
August 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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“It’s just a tool! People used to hate on photoshop too.”

Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?
August 2, 2025 at 8:47 AM
It’s crazy getting a new job position but still staying at the same place cause your old team gets salty apparently
August 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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everyone give it up for it took me 6 hrs to do something that took 10mins 💖
July 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Germany gave people €1,200/month no strings attached.

They kept working, slept better, switched to better jobs, and even gave more to others.

Turns out, when people aren’t drowning, they swim further.

#UBI doesn’t kill ambition, it frees it.
July 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My landlord just tried calling me at work. Like dude I’m here to pay your mortgage, call me later.
July 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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i'm trying to reach 13 orders in july to help me cover basic bills! we're at 2/13 💙🎀

why not make your day better by buying some silly art!
💙🎀 ko-fi.com/tyiart/shop 🎀💙

#artsupport #artshop #bsnm #stickers #silly #funny
July 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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stardew valley-ass month
July 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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can we do pride month again i was busy
June 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM