Altsynth
@altsynth.bsky.social
Delusions of grandeur in a cobwebbed frame.
Imagine thinking that wishes upon a dying star aren’t even more valid.
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Imagine thinking that wishes upon a dying star aren’t even more valid.
You shouldn’t let poets lie to you.
December 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You shouldn’t let poets lie to you.
And I’ll never know what it was
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
And I’ll never know what it was
I organically thought of the phrase "The Threshold of Silence," with my own tormented, melancholic brain. However, after Googling it, I discovered that 5 billion other angsty shitheads already thought of it first.
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I organically thought of the phrase "The Threshold of Silence," with my own tormented, melancholic brain. However, after Googling it, I discovered that 5 billion other angsty shitheads already thought of it first.
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they should present a game award
December 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
they should present a game award
The stone that the Reaper refused.
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The stone that the Reaper refused.
Thank you, I appreciate that. I hope you have a lovely Thanksgiving, Uncle Scoob.
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Thank you, I appreciate that. I hope you have a lovely Thanksgiving, Uncle Scoob.
Are you still my uncle if my family’s cool?
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Are you still my uncle if my family’s cool?
Would I go see a feature-length Youtube Poop movie?
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Would I go see a feature-length Youtube Poop movie?
Hasta la vista, baby
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hasta la vista, baby
Holy backpain. Where are her organs?
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Holy backpain. Where are her organs?
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your humor is very gun in cheek
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
your humor is very gun in cheek
What’s the matter? What are you waiting for?
October 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What’s the matter? What are you waiting for?
Wow, my head’s spinning
October 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Wow, my head’s spinning
It’s interesting to remember that hotels used to offer porn on their internal on-demand networks. Who curated these libraries? What parameters were used when selecting titles? When did they decide it was time to update their selection? We still have so much to learn from our ancestors.
September 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It’s interesting to remember that hotels used to offer porn on their internal on-demand networks. Who curated these libraries? What parameters were used when selecting titles? When did they decide it was time to update their selection? We still have so much to learn from our ancestors.
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I saw your girl at the wishing well with a huge sack of coins
September 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I saw your girl at the wishing well with a huge sack of coins
I think your art is cool, and it would make me feel better if you played a video game today.
September 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I think your art is cool, and it would make me feel better if you played a video game today.
“Am I a dickhead?” he asked himself as he pulled into the “dickheads only” spot at Wawa.
September 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“Am I a dickhead?” he asked himself as he pulled into the “dickheads only” spot at Wawa.
This game still manages to be more unsettling than the horror games inspired by it.
August 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This game still manages to be more unsettling than the horror games inspired by it.
Why are you dreaming about my house?
August 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Why are you dreaming about my house?
My first thought was “Man, this person really ripped off Freedom Planet.”
August 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My first thought was “Man, this person really ripped off Freedom Planet.”
I sure hope nobody radicalizes me uwu
August 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I sure hope nobody radicalizes me uwu