Alberto Florida Man
@alschulman.bsky.social
Retired and leaving the world's problems to the next generations. Hope you do better than we did. Columbus Crew fan. Boynton Beach, FL
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I have concluded we are at the beginning of a four year crossover show between Veep and House Of Cards, and anything I might accidentally see on the news I actively try to ignore is merely a plot twist in this week’s episode. You deal with reality in your way; I’ll deal with it in mine.
Apparently the patient testimonial for my Cancun dentist is from Jurgen Klopp 😳
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Apparently the patient testimonial for my Cancun dentist is from Jurgen Klopp 😳
My brother has been a collector of… everything (🙄) since he was a kid, and has spent decades combing auction sites for bargains. He is auctioning his space collection, which is pretty impressive. Most of the headline items in the link are his. Any space aficionados?
bid.jg.limited/auctions/5-2...
bid.jg.limited/auctions/5-2...
FRONTIERS OF FLIGHT | JG Autographs, Inc.
A 250-Lot Auction Celebrating Over 100 Years of Space & Aviation History With Autographs, Artifacts, Collectibles & Memorabilia. -- 30-Minute Extended Bidding Starts Tuesday, January 13th at 8:00 PM, ...
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January 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
My brother has been a collector of… everything (🙄) since he was a kid, and has spent decades combing auction sites for bargains. He is auctioning his space collection, which is pretty impressive. Most of the headline items in the link are his. Any space aficionados?
bid.jg.limited/auctions/5-2...
bid.jg.limited/auctions/5-2...
The ref in the Sugar Bowl who decided it was important to clear the field to put one second back on the clock in an absolutely meaningless situation is the early favorite in the 2026 Low Key Asshole Of The Year Award. 🙄🙄🙄
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
The ref in the Sugar Bowl who decided it was important to clear the field to put one second back on the clock in an absolutely meaningless situation is the early favorite in the 2026 Low Key Asshole Of The Year Award. 🙄🙄🙄
Pre-game prices for Orange Bowl. Hell, if I had planned I might have sprung for $30 to watch the game 🤷♂️
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Pre-game prices for Orange Bowl. Hell, if I had planned I might have sprung for $30 to watch the game 🤷♂️
Can we do this with the Blue Jacket? Like maybe for a couple of years and come back as the Columbus Chill?
Gabon’s national team has been suspended by the government until further notice after they were eliminated from the group stage of the Africa Cup of Nations.
Gabon finished bottom of Group F after losing all of their games at AFCON.
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Gabon finished bottom of Group F after losing all of their games at AFCON.
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January 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Can we do this with the Blue Jacket? Like maybe for a couple of years and come back as the Columbus Chill?
Spent NYE at a comically bad party, but my two sides of homemade gravlax came out pretty well.
January 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Spent NYE at a comically bad party, but my two sides of homemade gravlax came out pretty well.
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Reijnder scoring on Christmas weekend?
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Tijjani Reijnders’ second goal in as many games - as many as he managed in his first 15 Premier League matches - put Manchester City ahead against Nottingham Forest.
But Omari Hutchinson’s first league goal for Forest following his £37.5 million summer move has drawn Sean Dyche’s side level.
But Omari Hutchinson’s first league goal for Forest following his £37.5 million summer move has drawn Sean Dyche’s side level.
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Reijnder scoring on Christmas weekend?
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Just paid $1750 for a root canal after finding a cavity in a "routine" checkup. I asked the dentist what the crown was going to cost and got a quote for $3,250. How about no.
Airfare to Cancun: 5,000 Spirit points
3 nts hotel on beach: $500
Crown (total cost, two visits): $550
Total cost: $1,050
Airfare to Cancun: 5,000 Spirit points
3 nts hotel on beach: $500
Crown (total cost, two visits): $550
Total cost: $1,050
December 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Just paid $1750 for a root canal after finding a cavity in a "routine" checkup. I asked the dentist what the crown was going to cost and got a quote for $3,250. How about no.
Airfare to Cancun: 5,000 Spirit points
3 nts hotel on beach: $500
Crown (total cost, two visits): $550
Total cost: $1,050
Airfare to Cancun: 5,000 Spirit points
3 nts hotel on beach: $500
Crown (total cost, two visits): $550
Total cost: $1,050
OMG!!! An NFL referee just did the biggest “… However” in sports history 😂😂😂. #mls is going to sue.
a referee wearing a yellow shirt that says fifa on the front
ALT: a referee wearing a yellow shirt that says fifa on the front
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
OMG!!! An NFL referee just did the biggest “… However” in sports history 😂😂😂. #mls is going to sue.
a referee wearing a yellow shirt that says fifa on the front
ALT: a referee wearing a yellow shirt that says fifa on the front
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
OMG!!! An NFL referee just did the biggest “… However” in sports history 😂😂😂. #mls is going to sue.
Da Bears!!!
a man wearing a chicago bears jacket and hat is sitting at a table in a bar .
ALT: a man wearing a chicago bears jacket and hat is sitting at a table in a bar .
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December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Da Bears!!!
First time making moussaka. Worked.
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
First time making moussaka. Worked.
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Happy 100th birthday!
a group of penguins are dancing with a man in a suit
ALT: a group of penguins are dancing with a man in a suit
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December 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Happy 100th birthday!
THIS GOT 100 MILLION VIEWS!
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December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
To clarify what happened, Trump told Infantino he had to suck his dick or WC visitors wouldn't get visas, there would be ICE agents surrounding the stadiums, and he would move matches to MAGA shitholes. Infantino, being an experienced cocksucker, was more than willing.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
FIFA President Hit With Ethics Complaint Over Relationship With Trump
The five-count complaint seeks a formal investigation into the creation of a peace prize seemingly just for Trump.
www.yahoo.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
To clarify what happened, Trump told Infantino he had to suck his dick or WC visitors wouldn't get visas, there would be ICE agents surrounding the stadiums, and he would move matches to MAGA shitholes. Infantino, being an experienced cocksucker, was more than willing.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Really should have added this and the Godfather movies to the excluded list.
Really should have added this and the Godfather movies to the excluded list.
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Really should have added this and the Godfather movies to the excluded list.
Really should have added this and the Godfather movies to the excluded list.
Was it me or were the announcers last night especially irritating? Nothing to do with the game or outcome. Just the opposite of letting the moment speak for itself. One more fervent gushing “and they’re not only playing for the championship but the HEISMAN TROPHY!” and I would have puked. #Buckeyes
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Was it me or were the announcers last night especially irritating? Nothing to do with the game or outcome. Just the opposite of letting the moment speak for itself. One more fervent gushing “and they’re not only playing for the championship but the HEISMAN TROPHY!” and I would have puked. #Buckeyes
Whatever happens in the playoffs Indiana finishes the 2025 college football season at #1, meaning they win the Supporters Shield, which I am assured is the most important trophy in college football.
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Whatever happens in the playoffs Indiana finishes the 2025 college football season at #1, meaning they win the Supporters Shield, which I am assured is the most important trophy in college football.
Michigan Football’s offense historically underperformed against Ohio State. We examine what happened and who is to blame for this disappointing performance: https://www.maizenbrew.com/football/99646/michigan-football-ohio-state-film-study-sherrone-moore-bryce-underwood-2025-season
Michigan Football Film Study: Examining the offensive woes against Ohio State
Michigan Football’s offense historically underperformed against Ohio State. We examine what happened and who is to blame for this disappointing performance:
www.maizenbrew.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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366 days since Michigan’s last win over Ohio State in football. #OhioState
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
366 days since Michigan’s last win over Ohio State in football. #OhioState
Minimum price for MLS Cup tickets in Miami is $294 with fees (supporters section and facing end zone). Anyone recall what we paid for #Crew96 tickets in Nordecke?
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Minimum price for MLS Cup tickets in Miami is $294 with fees (supporters section and facing end zone). Anyone recall what we paid for #Crew96 tickets in Nordecke?