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Alberto Florida Man
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Retired and leaving the world's problems to the next generations. Hope you do better than we did. Columbus Crew fan. Boynton Beach, FL
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I have concluded we are at the beginning of a four year crossover show between Veep and House Of Cards, and anything I might accidentally see on the news I actively try to ignore is merely a plot twist in this week’s episode. You deal with reality in your way; I’ll deal with it in mine.
Curt Cignetti was hired by Indiana within two weeks of Kalen DeBoer's hiring at Alabama. He was an assistant for Saban. He left and did nothing but win at IUP and JMU. They knew what they had and didn't even give him a serious look. More than anywhere else they have to be shaking their heads,
January 20, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Columbus edition:

Anyone ever eat a "Linwood" at Crook's BBQ at 5th Ave. and Sunbury? Unbelievably amazing sandwich (I don't gaf if it had a sausage on a sausage bun... it was a sandwich dammit!!!) served out of a little carryout shack.

just-a-chick-03.livejournal.com/81565.html
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Smitty's Birdland #2 in Rochester, NY. Regular late night run in college. Chicken quarter deep-fried extra crispy over white bread with macaroni salad, drenched in their hot sauce. This is close to my recipe but I use more Frank's (not optional).

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January 19, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This is incredible. Eloquent, deep, insightful, and absolutely beautiful.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc6l...
Inspiring eulogy by John Mayer for Bobby Weir @ San Francisco
YouTube video by Mario Romero
www.youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Wait a sec… we’re getting the guy a lot of us wanted as head coach as an ASSISTANT??? And we hired a guy almost all of us like even more?
January 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
They announced four Grandmasters as original members. Three are from golf clubs
January 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
No idea if this is legit but sounds right.
January 15, 2026 at 3:34 AM
“Dental tourism” in Cancun. Includes r/t transportation between airport and hotel, pick-up and drop-off for appointments, and with 3 nights hotel and air still less than half the price of getting one fucking crown done in Florida.
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Oh, I hadn’t heard. Did he die painfully?
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Really feel like I just saw two bad coaching mistakes in Bills-Jaguars. Jags should have saved their TO and Bills should have gone down on the one foot line to run off 35 secs.

Moot point now.
January 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Holy shit Indiana!!! 😳😳😳
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I was unable to watch any of this due to a severe MAGA allergy (my skin is crawling as I write this), but the logical follow-up is, “Once you admit to making up stories why should anyone believe you now?”
January 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Hard to think of anything more depressing than a Cleveland Browns fan watching Pittsburgh play Baltimore for the division title. I guess if the loser was still a wild card that would be more depressing, so at least Browns fans have the consolation that one of the teams will lose and be out,
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Apparently the patient testimonial for my Cancun dentist is from Jurgen Klopp 😳
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
My brother has been a collector of… everything (🙄) since he was a kid, and has spent decades combing auction sites for bargains. He is auctioning his space collection, which is pretty impressive. Most of the headline items in the link are his. Any space aficionados?

bid.jg.limited/auctions/5-2...
FRONTIERS OF FLIGHT | JG Autographs, Inc.
A 250-Lot Auction Celebrating Over 100 Years of Space & Aviation History With Autographs, Artifacts, Collectibles & Memorabilia. -- 30-Minute Extended Bidding Starts Tuesday, January 13th at 8:00 PM, ...
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January 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The ref in the Sugar Bowl who decided it was important to clear the field to put one second back on the clock in an absolutely meaningless situation is the early favorite in the 2026 Low Key Asshole Of The Year Award. 🙄🙄🙄
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Man, these AI hallucinations are becoming hyper-realistic, even if they are so implausible as to be obviously fake. #RoseBowl
January 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Pre-game prices for Orange Bowl. Hell, if I had planned I might have sprung for $30 to watch the game 🤷‍♂️
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Can we do this with the Blue Jacket? Like maybe for a couple of years and come back as the Columbus Chill?
Gabon’s national team has been suspended by the government until further notice after they were eliminated from the group stage of the Africa Cup of Nations.

Gabon finished bottom of Group F after losing all of their games at AFCON.

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January 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Spent NYE at a comically bad party, but my two sides of homemade gravlax came out pretty well.
January 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Reposted by Alberto Florida Man
Reijnder scoring on Christmas weekend?

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Tijjani Reijnders’ second goal in as many games - as many as he managed in his first 15 Premier League matches - put Manchester City ahead against Nottingham Forest.

But Omari Hutchinson’s first league goal for Forest following his £37.5 million summer move has drawn Sean Dyche’s side level.
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Just paid $1750 for a root canal after finding a cavity in a "routine" checkup. I asked the dentist what the crown was going to cost and got a quote for $3,250. How about no.

Airfare to Cancun: 5,000 Spirit points
3 nts hotel on beach: $500
Crown (total cost, two visits): $550

Total cost: $1,050
December 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
OMG!!! An NFL referee just did the biggest “… However” in sports history 😂😂😂. #mls is going to sue.
a referee wearing a yellow shirt that says fifa on the front
ALT: a referee wearing a yellow shirt that says fifa on the front
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December 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM