Alpha, Teacup Kaiju
@alphamonster.bsky.social
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abdl is hilarious as a fetish because you can be like “yeah bro ill ttyl im going to a bdsm event” and the event is everyone playing games in an arcade while peeing their pants then going home and taking turns in a cartoonishly oversized bouncer
February 16, 2026 at 2:07 AM
abdl is hilarious as a fetish because you can be like “yeah bro ill ttyl im going to a bdsm event” and the event is everyone playing games in an arcade while peeing their pants then going home and taking turns in a cartoonishly oversized bouncer
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Genuinely kind of really upset to discover Rocketlab picking up US military defense contracts for missles...
February 16, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Genuinely kind of really upset to discover Rocketlab picking up US military defense contracts for missles...
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Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
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Commission for @boysensyrup.bsky.social !!!
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Commission for @boysensyrup.bsky.social !!!
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I think @crescentgulps.bsky.social should be saying "Moooo" right about now~
February 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I think @crescentgulps.bsky.social should be saying "Moooo" right about now~
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Too silly to not recreate in 3d
February 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Too silly to not recreate in 3d
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this fucking thumbnail lmao
February 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
this fucking thumbnail lmao
Man theres a WHOLE bunch of American furries headed out to NFC. I -REALLY- wanna get out to that con some day. Maybe next year since there will be no GDQ for me...
February 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Man theres a WHOLE bunch of American furries headed out to NFC. I -REALLY- wanna get out to that con some day. Maybe next year since there will be no GDQ for me...
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I think I've had the first person to poke me with a fucking chatgpt-ass voresky profile. Their bio has like 4 em dashes in it
February 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I think I've had the first person to poke me with a fucking chatgpt-ass voresky profile. Their bio has like 4 em dashes in it
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I went to art school...
I had no clue this is what people meant by "warm ups". Like, a whole routine? Each part specific and functional? Dang.
Probably would have less "forgot how to draw" days if I did these every time. I'm gonna try it.
I had no clue this is what people meant by "warm ups". Like, a whole routine? Each part specific and functional? Dang.
Probably would have less "forgot how to draw" days if I did these every time. I'm gonna try it.
February 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I went to art school...
I had no clue this is what people meant by "warm ups". Like, a whole routine? Each part specific and functional? Dang.
Probably would have less "forgot how to draw" days if I did these every time. I'm gonna try it.
I had no clue this is what people meant by "warm ups". Like, a whole routine? Each part specific and functional? Dang.
Probably would have less "forgot how to draw" days if I did these every time. I'm gonna try it.
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"I see we have a volunteer! Let me help you up onto the stage here."
The rendering style and background work from Patacon, made me an instant fan after seeing how they drew my buddy Val. I'm very grateful I got to commission this piece from them.
🎨 - @patacon.bsky.social
The rendering style and background work from Patacon, made me an instant fan after seeing how they drew my buddy Val. I'm very grateful I got to commission this piece from them.
🎨 - @patacon.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
"I see we have a volunteer! Let me help you up onto the stage here."
The rendering style and background work from Patacon, made me an instant fan after seeing how they drew my buddy Val. I'm very grateful I got to commission this piece from them.
🎨 - @patacon.bsky.social
The rendering style and background work from Patacon, made me an instant fan after seeing how they drew my buddy Val. I'm very grateful I got to commission this piece from them.
🎨 - @patacon.bsky.social
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Slightly late, but thought I'd sketch something quick for valentines
Let it never be said that this massive nerd of a bun don't got at least a little game~ 🐰 ✨
Let it never be said that this massive nerd of a bun don't got at least a little game~ 🐰 ✨
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Slightly late, but thought I'd sketch something quick for valentines
Let it never be said that this massive nerd of a bun don't got at least a little game~ 🐰 ✨
Let it never be said that this massive nerd of a bun don't got at least a little game~ 🐰 ✨
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if you tell me a good use of leftover egg whites is a souffle, and then proceed to tell me that the souffle also needs 4 egg yolks, then i'm throwing you into an oubliette
February 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
if you tell me a good use of leftover egg whites is a souffle, and then proceed to tell me that the souffle also needs 4 egg yolks, then i'm throwing you into an oubliette
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Drafted #MTGUnfinity tonight and I managed to get the dream play of casting Animate Object and have just the right stickers to play with Sid the Kid himself.
Absolutely buzzing I got to put an 8/7 sticker on him.
Absolutely buzzing I got to put an 8/7 sticker on him.
February 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Drafted #MTGUnfinity tonight and I managed to get the dream play of casting Animate Object and have just the right stickers to play with Sid the Kid himself.
Absolutely buzzing I got to put an 8/7 sticker on him.
Absolutely buzzing I got to put an 8/7 sticker on him.
Oh my god are people just making bsky accounts for the purpose of making voresky characters now, haha
February 15, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Oh my god are people just making bsky accounts for the purpose of making voresky characters now, haha
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Yippie, now I don't have to scroll through someone being eaten by 30 preds to see their bio!
February 15, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Yippie, now I don't have to scroll through someone being eaten by 30 preds to see their bio!
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Feeling a lil... fuller then normal. Does this bathing suit still fit, you think?
🎨: @yosiokasan.bsky.social
🎨: @yosiokasan.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Feeling a lil... fuller then normal. Does this bathing suit still fit, you think?
🎨: @yosiokasan.bsky.social
🎨: @yosiokasan.bsky.social
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The poor lil kitty is ready to burst! Let's get him changed and snuggled up again.
Comm for @kembajaguar.bsky.social
Comm for @kembajaguar.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The poor lil kitty is ready to burst! Let's get him changed and snuggled up again.
Comm for @kembajaguar.bsky.social
Comm for @kembajaguar.bsky.social
@artefurlong.bsky.social only realizing just now you put me on VIP. Well thats it for you I guess >..>
February 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
@artefurlong.bsky.social only realizing just now you put me on VIP. Well thats it for you I guess >..>
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