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Gunny
@alphagunny.bsky.social
Gunny T Shepherd, a graymuzzled German Shepherd Dog in a tiger kigu, with a pack of their own. Apparently intimidating but actually cuddlesome. Truth, Honor, Integrity.

This account is NSFW. Everyone is welcome here.

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My BSKY is fairly asynchronous: Things get posted when they get posted, so this account has a strong Time Is Just A Construct vibe.

While most social media platforms want you to post as things happen, I’m very bad at that. When you see a post, it’s more likely that it DIDN’T just occur.

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Bee-kaboo! A bee prepares to fly away from a rose in the Peggy Rockefeller Rose Garden at the New York Botanical Garden. #nyc #newyork #nybg #rose #flower
November 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Spring Hill Nursery’s Fashion Forward Floribunda rose from a recent visit to the Peggy Rockefeller Rose Garden at the New York Botanical Garden. #nyc #newyork #nybg #rose #flower
November 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam!
#DadJokes
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Leaf Abstract. I dunno. I found this rain-soaked panel of concrete sidewalk full of windblown neighborhood fall leaves to be pretty in an abstract way. Stopped me in my tracks on my walk to the gym. The saturated color pops against the urban gray. #art #notart #photography #nyc #newyork
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I told my doctor that I keep hearing a buzzing sound. He said it’s just a bug going around. #DadJokes
October 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Fun Fact: Koi always travel in schools of four. When attacked, the A, B, and C koi scatter, leaving just the D koi. #DadJokes
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Get Up Close to Frank Lloyd Wright's Unrealized Buildings with David Romero's Digital Models
Get Up Close to Frank Lloyd Wright's Unrealized Buildings with David Romero's Digital Models
David Romero uses digital modeling software and Frank Lloyd Wright's archives to create realistic renderings of unrealized designs.
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October 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Your Smartwatch's Heart Rate Monitor Was Developed by a Furry
Your Smartwatch's Heart Rate Monitor Was Developed by a Furry
Dr. David Benaron is an inventor whose team at Stanford laid the groundwork for the optical heart rate monitor. He's also a cheetah named Spottacus.
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October 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
My Procatavola Key Lime Stars orchid (a hybrid of Epicattleya Lime Sherbet and Brassavola nodosa) bloomed last month. Last year, I broke off the bud before it bloomed. It inherits night fragrant characteristics. A lovely bloom that lasted over a month. #orchids #windowsill #nyc #plant #brassavola
October 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Two fish are in a tank. One looks to the other and says, “I don’t even know how to drive this thing.” #DadJokes
October 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Photos from @nayland.blake.bsky.social’s new installation at Matthew Marks Gallery. I really liked this work that doubles up on sex and BDSM as therapy. #art #NYC
October 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
In “Inside” at Matthew Marks Gallery, @naylandblake.bsky.social curates pieces they “wanted to be in the presence of, to wander inside of, to refresh my eyes and mind with…things [that] are made, not manufactured,” and made them rethink possibilities in their own art. #nyc #art

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October 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Where do rainbows go when they’ve been bad? To prism, where they can reflect on all they’ve done. #DadJokes
October 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Now Kiss. Iván Argote’s monumental aluminum sculpture, Dinosaur (2024), the fourth High Line Plinth commission at the High Line Spur, set against The Edge observation deck at 30 Hudson Yards. #nyc #architecture #art #dinosaur #kiss #IWelcomeOurAndroidOverlords
October 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I had a chance to visit @naylandblake.bsky.social’s retrospective, Sex in the 90s, over the weekend. Awesome show. The passage of 3+ decades for many of the pieces lends perspective. Photos of my favorite pieces from the show from Matthew Marks Gallery cause I managed to flubbed my pics. #nyc #art
October 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What did the duck say when they bought lipstick?
“Put it on my bill!” #DadJokes
September 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Happy Mabon to all who celebrate.
September 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Why did Mozart sell all his chickens?

When he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, “Bach! Bach! Bach!”

#DadJokes
September 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had four doors, they’d be chicken sedans. Duh

#DadJokes
September 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Just tried some Flintstones cologne. Turns out it is really strong. A lil dab’ll do. #DadJokes
September 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Happy Sheptember everyone!
September 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I went to the beekeeper to buy 10 bees, but when I counted them there were 11. I said to them, “Excuse me, you gave me 11 bees.“ They turned to me and said, “Don’t worry about it. That one is a freebie.” #DadJokes
September 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Happy Whale Shark, Frankenstein, and Toasted Marshmallow Day!
August 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Over a hundred years ago, a couple of brothers said they could fly. They were Wright. #DadJokes
August 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM