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😈 Alpatcha 😈
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I mostly draw a lot of OC content and reblog stuff I like
Occasional 🔞
#alpatchaart (includes my 🔞 art)
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Just some sketches of my favourite little guys lol
I was thinking yesterday about Norway having a labubu and I’m standing by it haha

#hetalia #alpatchaart #aphnorway #aphdenmark #aphiceland
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just some sketches of my favourite little guys lol
I was thinking yesterday about Norway having a labubu and I’m standing by it haha

#hetalia #alpatchaart #aphnorway #aphdenmark #aphiceland
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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which trash animal are you?
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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May I offer you all some moss balls?
These guys have been living in my head rent free for a while lol I finally got around to drawing them.

#alpatchaart #digitalart #moss #fae
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
May I offer you all some moss balls?
These guys have been living in my head rent free for a while lol I finally got around to drawing them.

#alpatchaart #digitalart #moss #fae
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Propose to me with the Kate Spade Glitz Glizzy ring or not at all
October 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Nice day at work. Tried to refill a little blow torch for my co worker, thinking he just didn't know how. Turns out it was broken and I got really fucked up on Butane and felt like i was gonna pass out.

I got it all over my hands and apron and the torch was leaking gas from whatever got inside.
October 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Roderick and Lucien a thousand years apart 💔 (ft. Filipa, who almost got toasted by the sun)

#alpatchaart #ocsky #originalcharacter #vampire #vampireoc
October 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
(Oc's) Roderick ( @novaviis.bsky.social ) and Lucien meeting (sometime in the 10th century).

Roderick freshly fed on vampire blood, out of the bog, smelling like swamp and Lucien looking at him like he's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen.
#alpatchaart #ocsky #vampireoc
October 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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you know what fair
October 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I got a little sketch pad with black paper to play with acrylic markers! It was so relaxing
October 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Why is it lately that when creepy white dudes try to hit on me lately (another white person) they've been opening with trying to guess my ancestry????
Like dude... what???
October 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
It's only Monday and I've got a stress headache
October 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Feeling nostalgic about cosplaying hetalia back in the 2010's and then wincing every few minutes remembering how...forward people were with me dhdhdh
September 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
God I had one of those nightmares where you just wake up mad bhghvh
September 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
More Nordic sketches. The first few are supposed to be their first memories, but they aren't sure if they are real or not anymore. (Norway thinks they are still)

#hetalia #hwsnordic #hwsnorway #hwsdenmark #hwssweden #alpatchaart
September 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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It’s soup season!
#art
September 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I actually did make a 25+ Hetalia discord if anyone wants to join fhdhdhdv though I will not promise quality
September 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Some teenage Vikings lol

Norway in his emo phase, Den with his patchy ass beard and Swe in his lane and moisturized.
#hetalia #dennor #alpatchaart
September 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I know I don't have the strength or attention span to moderate but th3 audacity in me is like "make one"
I wish there was an active hetalia group to yap in private. One specifically where everyone is 30+ (and they let me in at 29 shh)
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I wish there was an active hetalia group to yap in private. One specifically where everyone is 30+ (and they let me in at 29 shh)
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The edible I had last night didn't kick in until like 9:30 and I woke up very much still stoned.
September 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I forgot the GRIP Deidara had on me as a kid and he's still got me 😭💕
September 15, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Lestat, but my brain sung his name to the tune of David Bowie's 'Let's Dance' and now I can't get that out of my head and nor shall you
September 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

#nsfw #censorship #canpoli

@acvalens.net
Petition e-6695 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
September 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM