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Alpaca & Kittens
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When life gives you fucking lemons...

Bruce Wayne is my babygirl
Ship and let Ship - NSFW - fr/en/es
💠SuperBat, Stucky💠The solution to your problem is OT3💠

God gives his strongest geese the silliest problems
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qaisan.bsky.social
Should I record this kind of timelapses for you?
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
alpacakittens.bsky.social
I'm putting my bets on them being unable to read
January 7, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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llancito29.bsky.social
Comment reconnaître la langue européenne que l'on est en train de lire ?
Carte de reconnaissance des langues européennes par les caractères utilisés
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 AM
alpacakittens.bsky.social
Sounds like an asshole. Deliberately dismissing commission info...
January 7, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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vozart.bsky.social
being a demolitions expert doesn't mean you always like the loud explosions

#soapghost
happy new year everyone! <3
a label reads 23:56 december 31 (new years eve) the 141 are outside somewhere to celebrate. there are already fireworks going off, a few popping off. A speech bubble says "pfft not even 12 yet" - price. Soap winces and looking a bit distressed. ".. the year we've had, im ready for it to end too" - gaz. This frame Soap turns around and starts stuffing his ears with his headphones, walking off. Ghost with his cup of bourbon probably notices and turns to look at the distressed mohawk man start walking off. soap has made it back to his disgustingly empty room (im sorry i didn't feel like drawing more of the bg) the clock on his window reads 23:59, and he's sitting on the bed with his hands over his ears saying "fuck, get it together mactavish". He's sitting there covering his ears when the door creaks open and he looks up to see his giant fucking LT standing at the door looking at him with worried eyeballs. Then soap starts rambling "I-uh- I'm okay jus- Ye should get back-" Then a frame of Ghost pulling his mask off, and Soap is like woah what. "Wha are ye doing?!" He asks. But before Soap can spend too much time oggling the glorious face of simon riley it turns 00:00 NEW YEARS WOOH but that also means BANG BANMG POP POP all the fireworks in the vicinity are going off like popcorn and Soap clutches his head and winces. The next frame shows Ghost kneeling at the edge of bed, Soap his covering his ears curled into a ball and his headphones are strewn on his leg. Final frame, is Ghost who picks up the headphones and is offering it to a teary eyed Soap. Simon moves Soap's hands out of the way and puts the earbuds into Soap's ears, because he is caring and loving and HE UNDERSTANDS YAKNOW. Soap is blushing his ass off cause WHAT LT THIS FORM OF CARING IS SO FJKDASFJAL anyways. The next frame he gets love aggression and grabs his blonde fucking LT and kisses the man (its probably still midnight so new years kiss yay) Final frame is Ghost scooching up a little on his old man knees to properly kiss his man. They're sharing a tender new years smooth while soap still has the earbuds in his ears (is he listening to kk slider we'll never know)
January 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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pokazyart.bsky.social
The morning after #superbat #Superman #Batman
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
alpacakittens.bsky.social
Your brain is so huge and wrinkly, omg
January 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
alpacakittens.bsky.social
Anyhow. I just... can only try to hope for the best for you and your country. Shit's basically hitting the fan and splashing everybody. But at least you are rid of Maduro so: silver lining ❤️
January 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
alpacakittens.bsky.social
Their braincase must be incredibly small to not be able to make sense this much. Utterly unable to make several contradictory ideas coexust in their minds so it must be "you venezuelan should behave in this specific way or else you are colluding with [insert rest of dumbfuck shit]".
January 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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amazingeurus.bsky.social
🐳 #batman
January 6, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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akanemaru2024.bsky.social
#stucky
January 6, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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kanatahiba.bsky.social
boys
January 6, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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bunnyclvb.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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projetarcadie.com
Ils ne le savent peut-être pas mais, les élus de gauche sont devenus les maîtres du jeu des amendements à l'Assemblée nationale. Explications ->
Les maîtres du jeu des amendements - Projet Arcadie
Les élus de gauche sont devenus les maîtres du jeu des amendements à l’Assemblée nationale.
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January 6, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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rusticfurnace.bsky.social
#GHOSTSOAP // THEE power couple of specgru.
October 22, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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rusticfurnace.bsky.social
#GHOOBIES #SIMONGHOSTRILEY RECKLESS CHAINS AU revisit //

(i swear i didnt forget about this au yall)
September 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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rusticfurnace.bsky.social
#SIMONGHOSTRILEY // old jacket
September 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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cursedkaze.bsky.social
Thinking about Damian getting raised with the Batfamily and baby Damian is so used to father = the cowl that he cries when Bruce isn't wearing it and when Dick is baby sitting he puts it on to stop Damian crying.
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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themimz.bsky.social
therapy speak joker
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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hattersarts.bsky.social
HNY!! im back from hoilday, heres a ChakShep commission for lucky13les on tumblr.
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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rtlgrandest.bsky.social
2028.
Guerres : Poutine vient d’être tué dans une frappe nucléaire américaine depuis le Groenland récemment annexé.
International : l’Europe « condamne fermement » l’annexion de Taïwan par la Chine « parce que quand même ».
Technologies : Stéphanie Lamy a terminé de bloquer tout Internet.
January 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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rifuhata.bsky.social
The Lost Generation of Angels
The art depicts a teenage angel with long wings and a prosthetic arm. He holds brushes and spray cans for graffiti. It is surrounded by skeletons of archaic fish and metal pipes. On the background is a tyrannosaurus skull with cherubs and Old Testament angels painted on it.
January 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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hexhomos.bsky.social
riot france just said jayvik is canon IRL according to NASA that was for fortiche ig
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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milidrawz.bsky.social
Before y’all get some fan art doodles, have something more refined. One of my favourite works from last year😌
I love him. So I put that drawing where I can see it every time I work on something💀👻
Pen and pencil on cardboard is just perfect for CoD fan art✨
#art #simonghostriley #codfanart
A drawing of Simon “Ghost” Riley from Call of Duty. It’s drawn with pen and pencil on a piece of cardboard. Ghost is in full winter gear almost looking at the viewer through his signature skull mask
January 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
alpacakittens.bsky.social
Mes prières vont à lui et à ses proches. Le cancer va m'enlever ma mère dans quelques jours. Cette saleté mène des guerres d'usure.
Pensées.
January 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM