longman
alongman.bsky.social
longman
@alongman.bsky.social
the greatest to ever do it
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i’m so sick of getting bullied by polyamorous people. “i’m sorry i’m in a monogamous relationship!” i cry, yet they do not listen. 17 people start beating me up at once, and that’s just one polycule. there are many more where that came from
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
plleeeeeaaaase can I make death threats on here
November 20, 2024 at 9:50 AM
I'm getting like 70% astrology timeline I might actually off myself
November 7, 2024 at 7:24 PM
a man spreads his cheeks in the shower

a boy does not
November 7, 2024 at 7:24 PM
the only type of streaming I support splashes against porcelain and occasionally the floor
October 19, 2024 at 2:51 AM
my tl is just art that looks like Splatoon where the funny people at
October 19, 2024 at 1:40 AM
HOLY SHIT A SECOND PLANE JUST HIT
October 19, 2024 at 1:39 AM
she all up in my bsky getting freaky
October 19, 2024 at 1:03 AM