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Okay doing 75mph on my motorcycle on an empty highway and listening to CUNTISSIMO? More of a serve than you might think
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Okay doing 75mph on my motorcycle on an empty highway and listening to CUNTISSIMO? More of a serve than you might think
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dang they got big boned women in ancient hyrule
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
dang they got big boned women in ancient hyrule
I’m basically living in zora’s domain with all these rainy day workouts
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I’m basically living in zora’s domain with all these rainy day workouts
Okay this was really cute
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Okay this was really cute
My oil warning light is flashing, but I have nothing to fear— gonna take my car to valvoline or jiffy lube or good year. And though I use synthetic, our time together, it’s so real 💕
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My oil warning light is flashing, but I have nothing to fear— gonna take my car to valvoline or jiffy lube or good year. And though I use synthetic, our time together, it’s so real 💕
Happy pride from Honolulu 🌈
October 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Happy pride from Honolulu 🌈
Me playing Pokemon Legends ZA
October 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Me playing Pokemon Legends ZA
Stream so thick it doubles as a salmon ladder
October 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Stream so thick it doubles as a salmon ladder
I can’t get TIT FOR TAT out of my head
October 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I can’t get TIT FOR TAT out of my head
I just saved $25 off of a $30 haul at cvs— I’m an extreme couponer
October 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I just saved $25 off of a $30 haul at cvs— I’m an extreme couponer
Entering my purple era
September 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Entering my purple era
Should I get Silksong, Hades 2, or Ghost of Yotei to play tonight?
September 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Should I get Silksong, Hades 2, or Ghost of Yotei to play tonight?
I’ve had some of the most profound nights of my life driving home alone from the west side listening to Olivia Dean
September 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’ve had some of the most profound nights of my life driving home alone from the west side listening to Olivia Dean
I am not a 6am kinda girlie and that’s okay
September 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I am not a 6am kinda girlie and that’s okay
“She rolled a crit fail on having breasts”
September 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
“She rolled a crit fail on having breasts”
I’ve made a massive mistake, an egregious error, a full blown fuck up
September 9, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I’ve made a massive mistake, an egregious error, a full blown fuck up
Neeeeeeeed to get Silksong today
September 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Neeeeeeeed to get Silksong today
Thanks for my new favorite shorts 🐺 @howl-out.com
September 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Thanks for my new favorite shorts 🐺 @howl-out.com
The irrational urge to honk (like a goose, not a car)
September 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The irrational urge to honk (like a goose, not a car)
Told somebody “have a good night” and he said “have a better one” 👀
September 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Told somebody “have a good night” and he said “have a better one” 👀
Bus drivers are always the kindest people…
September 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Bus drivers are always the kindest people…
Nobody at work knows they’re emailing the savior of meridian
September 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Nobody at work knows they’re emailing the savior of meridian
I’m replaying horizon zero dawn because I’m SO in love with it
September 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I’m replaying horizon zero dawn because I’m SO in love with it
Had a really cool first day of my fellowship :)
September 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Had a really cool first day of my fellowship :)
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*trying to flirt* so does it splash when you pee?
August 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
*trying to flirt* so does it splash when you pee?