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“Today was the day that God reached down from heaven and put his hand on the forehead of every wretched soul that had the misfortune of being born a Hearts supporter and said..... 'this one's for you'"
“Today was the day that God reached down from heaven and put his hand on the forehead of every wretched soul that had the misfortune of being born a Hearts supporter and said..... 'this one's for you'"
Winning at Ibrox and playing well while doing it is a lovely lovely start to the weekend.
September 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Winning at Ibrox and playing well while doing it is a lovely lovely start to the weekend.
Me logging back in to Bluesky for the first time in weeks because Hearts are magic.
a man is sticking his tongue out while standing next to a car .
ALT: a man is sticking his tongue out while standing next to a car .
media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Me logging back in to Bluesky for the first time in weeks because Hearts are magic.
4 games, 16 goals scored, 1 conceded and every new signing I’ve seen play makes me slightly moist. Mental that we’re going to score over 150 goals this season.
July 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
4 games, 16 goals scored, 1 conceded and every new signing I’ve seen play makes me slightly moist. Mental that we’re going to score over 150 goals this season.
But but but, I’m sure Stephen Miller said we were a dangerous place to live…
NEW: Minnesota just ranked in the top 5 states for quality of life.
No matter what happens in Washington, we’re still focused on making Minnesota the best place to live, work, and raise a family.
No matter what happens in Washington, we’re still focused on making Minnesota the best place to live, work, and raise a family.
July 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
But but but, I’m sure Stephen Miller said we were a dangerous place to live…
AAA has the average gas price today in the US at $3.11 and the lowest state is Mississippi at $2.71.
He’s obviously talking about Narnia, Oz, Middle Earth, Endor and Atlantis
He’s obviously talking about Narnia, Oz, Middle Earth, Endor and Atlantis
July 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
AAA has the average gas price today in the US at $3.11 and the lowest state is Mississippi at $2.71.
He’s obviously talking about Narnia, Oz, Middle Earth, Endor and Atlantis
He’s obviously talking about Narnia, Oz, Middle Earth, Endor and Atlantis
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good closing line
July 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
good closing line
Hi, I’m Donald Trump and I’ll do and say anything to stop it being revealed that I’m a deprived peadophile like my dead friend Jeffrey.
This guy is an absolute danger to every single person.
This guy is an absolute danger to every single person.
REPORTER: Gabbard has submitted a criminal referral. Who should the DOJ target?
TRUMP: It would be President Obama. And Biden was there with him ... the leader of the gang was Obama. Barack Hussein Obama. He's guilty. This is treason.
TRUMP: It would be President Obama. And Biden was there with him ... the leader of the gang was Obama. Barack Hussein Obama. He's guilty. This is treason.
July 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hi, I’m Donald Trump and I’ll do and say anything to stop it being revealed that I’m a deprived peadophile like my dead friend Jeffrey.
This guy is an absolute danger to every single person.
This guy is an absolute danger to every single person.
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The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship.
That's just a true statement about the world!
That's just a true statement about the world!
July 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship.
That's just a true statement about the world!
That's just a true statement about the world!
Steven Presley has absolutely nailed the scaff look. Definitely has the shakes every morning until he necks that first can of Special Brew.
July 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Steven Presley has absolutely nailed the scaff look. Definitely has the shakes every morning until he necks that first can of Special Brew.
BRB, off to get my Claudio Braga tattoo.
July 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
BRB, off to get my Claudio Braga tattoo.
Mental that Shankland, Braga, Wilson will score at least 20 goals each this season
July 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Mental that Shankland, Braga, Wilson will score at least 20 goals each this season
No commentary on Hearts TV @rfborthwick.bsky.social @thejamtarts.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
No commentary on Hearts TV @rfborthwick.bsky.social @thejamtarts.bsky.social
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Please say their lawyer is like a little hedgehog in a suit with a briefcase
Sylvanian Families in legal fight over TikTok sex and drugs videos
Sylvanian Families in legal fight over TikTok sex and drugs videos
The toys' owner is suing a TikTok creator who makes videos of them in adult storylines.
www.bbc.com
July 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Please say their lawyer is like a little hedgehog in a suit with a briefcase
You know, this might not be the lie we think it is. This is from a poll of 10 people who had all been convicted for Jan 6 offenses.
Mike Johnson on Trump: "His approval ratings are skyrocketing. CNN had a story a day or two ago -- he was at a 90 percent approval rating! There's never been a president that high."
July 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
You know, this might not be the lie we think it is. This is from a poll of 10 people who had all been convicted for Jan 6 offenses.
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German is such a beautiful language
July 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
German is such a beautiful language
How Will Trapp is still on the pitch is beyond me. 2nd game in a row where he’s been shit.
July 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
How Will Trapp is still on the pitch is beyond me. 2nd game in a row where he’s been shit.
I can’t even.
And who is the boring bastard that said this. Someone get them outside.
And who is the boring bastard that said this. Someone get them outside.
Readers can’t stop making this chickpea, feta and avocado chopped salad.
“In a game of ‘would you rather’ I’d choose to eat this salad for the rest of my life,” wrote one reader. https://trib.al/rmIky7y
“In a game of ‘would you rather’ I’d choose to eat this salad for the rest of my life,” wrote one reader. https://trib.al/rmIky7y
Chopped Salad With Chickpeas, Feta and Avocado Recipe
Like any good chopped salad, the lettuce here is in equal balance with the other ingredients, making this a great choice for those who are less than enthusiastic about leafy greens Creamy feta and avocado mingle with briny olives and capers while cucumbers and finely chopped romaine provide crunch Use this recipe as a template for making the most of ingredients you have on hand; radishes, cherry tomatoes or diced onion would all be welcome here
trib.al
July 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I can’t even.
And who is the boring bastard that said this. Someone get them outside.
And who is the boring bastard that said this. Someone get them outside.
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The resolve of the human spirit knows no bounds.
@theonion.com
@theonion.com
July 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The resolve of the human spirit knows no bounds.
@theonion.com
@theonion.com
As much as the new #MNUFC 3rd kit is awesome, and is finally on the MLS store, not shipping it until Aug 15th is poor stuff.
So I’ll be at Allianz later fighting with everyone for the last shirt in the store 😂
So I’ll be at Allianz later fighting with everyone for the last shirt in the store 😂
July 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
As much as the new #MNUFC 3rd kit is awesome, and is finally on the MLS store, not shipping it until Aug 15th is poor stuff.
So I’ll be at Allianz later fighting with everyone for the last shirt in the store 😂
So I’ll be at Allianz later fighting with everyone for the last shirt in the store 😂
It’s real! Is it real? Oh my days.
July 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It’s real! Is it real? Oh my days.
Are the jobs and factories in the room with us right now Howard?
Lutnick: "Think about it -- $15 trillion. That's five million people working in these factories, building them, great, high-paying jobs in America that President Trump has brought back. Those jobs are in the wings. So let's go."
July 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Are the jobs and factories in the room with us right now Howard?
Stephen Miller telling lies again. Must be hard for this regime to wonder what shite to spout each day.
Stephen Miller: "We have communities all across this nation that 20 years ago, before the era of open borders, were completely peaceful, completely stable. Look at a place like Minneapolis. Post mass migration they're unsafe, they're violent, you cannot use the public parks."
July 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Stephen Miller telling lies again. Must be hard for this regime to wonder what shite to spout each day.
If heaven existed, I’d love to be a fly on the wall when this obsequious and pious excuse for a human turns up at the gate only to be laughed at and turned away.
Mike Johnson: "God miraculously saved the president's life -- I think it's undeniable -- and he did it for an obvious purpose. His presidency and his life are the fruits of divine providence. He points that out all the time and he's right to do so."
July 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If heaven existed, I’d love to be a fly on the wall when this obsequious and pious excuse for a human turns up at the gate only to be laughed at and turned away.
The number of times he and his cabinet colleagues and lackeys use the word patriot/patriotic to get people to buy their policies is unreal.
Being healthy is the right goal, explain the why and not some made up shite.
Being healthy is the right goal, explain the why and not some made up shite.
RFK Jr: "This administration wants to encourage Americans to take control of their health -- to eat right, to have lifestyle changes that save us all. And that's the patriotic thing to do, not only for our country but for every individual American. It's a patriotic duty to keep ourselves healthy."
July 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The number of times he and his cabinet colleagues and lackeys use the word patriot/patriotic to get people to buy their policies is unreal.
Being healthy is the right goal, explain the why and not some made up shite.
Being healthy is the right goal, explain the why and not some made up shite.
Hey, is that Kristi Noem on the tv? She normally keeps such a low profile…
As for dignity, she and her peers wouldn’t know what that is. Disgrace.
As for dignity, she and her peers wouldn’t know what that is. Disgrace.
Noem on a federal judge blocking the Trump administration from racially profiling: "Judges are getting political. It's not their job. I hope they can bring some dignity back to the bench, because we certainly are lacking it now from many of these federal judges."
July 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hey, is that Kristi Noem on the tv? She normally keeps such a low profile…
As for dignity, she and her peers wouldn’t know what that is. Disgrace.
As for dignity, she and her peers wouldn’t know what that is. Disgrace.