my brother and his girlfriend both got muppet tattoos. he's rowlf, she's animal

good news: universal studios florida is removing the wretched Fast & Furious: Supercharged
bad news: they're replacing my beloved Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit with a Fast & Furious rollercoaster
truly it never ends.

I'm on a filmmaker chat group and tonight we're sharing our favorite terrible reviews of our films and nothing will heal your soul like seeing incredibly talented creatives getting roasted by truly tasteless people. We're HOWLING in here. Everyone has haters; accepting that makes making art easier.

i went to a murder trial and everybody there was in love with me

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.