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mike
@allsenseaside.bsky.social
· Jan 21
I think that the chocolate chips in mint chocolate chip ice cream should be replaced with some sort of chocolate swirl business
Potentially the Last Commercial Flight in American History could also be a very annoying band
potentially the last commercial flight in american history flies above brooklyn (2025)
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Potentially the Last Commercial Flight in American History could also be a very annoying band
Big takeaway here is that I get to continue referring to Mattingly as Donnie No Rings but also fuck the Dodgers tbh
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Big takeaway here is that I get to continue referring to Mattingly as Donnie No Rings but also fuck the Dodgers tbh
Baseball is a very dumb sport!
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Baseball is a very dumb sport!
I think that this game should go 36 innings
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I think that this game should go 36 innings
If this makes it to the sixteenth all of the players should be forced to finish the game with diarrhea
October 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
If this makes it to the sixteenth all of the players should be forced to finish the game with diarrhea
Nodded off at my desk and woke up to "and we'll go to the bottom of the fifteenth" because baseball is a sport for assholes (complimentary)
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Nodded off at my desk and woke up to "and we'll go to the bottom of the fifteenth" because baseball is a sport for assholes (complimentary)
That "HBP" will be even funnier if these motherfuckers don't score
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
That "HBP" will be even funnier if these motherfuckers don't score
I think that this game should go 145 innings
October 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I think that this game should go 145 innings
Eating pizza while I listen to an elimination game in extras that I don't care about the outcome of is pretty great
October 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Eating pizza while I listen to an elimination game in extras that I don't care about the outcome of is pretty great
My wife's response to the Charlie Morton thing was "is he younger than you?" so it seems like a good time to start researching divorce attorneys
September 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My wife's response to the Charlie Morton thing was "is he younger than you?" so it seems like a good time to start researching divorce attorneys
Same thing I just said about the Rays but for Hakeem Jeffries
September 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Same thing I just said about the Rays but for Hakeem Jeffries
Contract and summarily execute the Rays
September 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Contract and summarily execute the Rays
What if Stanton is also the MVP though
September 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What if Stanton is also the MVP though
Tampa continues to be baseball's preeminent Garbage Franchise
Rays pitcher Pete Fairbanks blew a kiss toward the Orioles dugout postgame
September 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Tampa continues to be baseball's preeminent Garbage Franchise
Baseball is an extremely dumb sport
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Baseball is an extremely dumb sport
MC playing between Denied and Bulldoze is fucking wild. Buy stock in kevlar and band-aids.
September 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
MC playing between Denied and Bulldoze is fucking wild. Buy stock in kevlar and band-aids.
We're doing this kinda shit again, friends
I am sitting on the grandmother of all Things I Can't Talk About Yet as of about an hour ago and it's gonna make my brain explode
September 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We're doing this kinda shit again, friends
The silver lining to the Yankees sucking a gross dirty butthole this season is that Dave Sims fucking rules
August 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The silver lining to the Yankees sucking a gross dirty butthole this season is that Dave Sims fucking rules
Yo the hills fucking sucked a thousand gross dirty buttholes today
August 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Yo the hills fucking sucked a thousand gross dirty buttholes today
Homeboy looks like when my mother was on steroids because she was dying of COPD
Nice to see that old wrestler out on the field--Wait, is that?
August 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Homeboy looks like when my mother was on steroids because she was dying of COPD
Nice of Kay to give Clemens credit for 3000 wins
August 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Nice of Kay to give Clemens credit for 3000 wins
The earthquake just made me more handsomer
August 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The earthquake just made me more handsomer
Just watched Vordul do his verse from Iron Galaxy at a little bar in Brooklyn in 2025 and that is 100% going on my "holy shit I was in attendance for that" list.
For the record he fucking bodied it.
For the record he fucking bodied it.
July 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just watched Vordul do his verse from Iron Galaxy at a little bar in Brooklyn in 2025 and that is 100% going on my "holy shit I was in attendance for that" list.
For the record he fucking bodied it.
For the record he fucking bodied it.
@theamitie.bsky.social SETH you saw Godspeed on this tour right? Can we talk about how ridiculously good they were?
June 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
@theamitie.bsky.social SETH you saw Godspeed on this tour right? Can we talk about how ridiculously good they were?
Finally at the postponed Godspeed You Black Emperor after buying tickets maybe a year ago and I am very very excited but somebody in my part of the crowd is very farty
June 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Finally at the postponed Godspeed You Black Emperor after buying tickets maybe a year ago and I am very very excited but somebody in my part of the crowd is very farty