Stephen Will
@allorin.bsky.social
Striving for positivity and inclusion. Hoping for the best. Love all things FPL / comics / books / music / film. Die-hard Boston Celtics ☘️ fan.
Random thoughts on Substack: https://stephenwill.substack.com
Random thoughts on Substack: https://stephenwill.substack.com
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I know I will never read all the books I own (physical and digital).
I have three borrowed from the library right now. Mine can wait till later!
I have three borrowed from the library right now. Mine can wait till later!
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 AM
I know I will never read all the books I own (physical and digital).
I have three borrowed from the library right now. Mine can wait till later!
I have three borrowed from the library right now. Mine can wait till later!
This post is for the 99.99% of posts I don’t post.
a man in a black shirt is sitting on a bed next to a can of soda
ALT: a man in a black shirt is sitting on a bed next to a can of soda
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:02 PM
This post is for the 99.99% of posts I don’t post.
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
#FPL GW25 🔒
📈1.8m
🏦£0.1m
♻️ Rogers > Enzo, Thiago > JP (0 FT)
Attacking the fixtures so 2x Chelsea in. Aim to bring Thiago back at some point.
🧢 moved from Gabi to Bruno 30 mins before deadline. Might still regret that. Bench decision tough, but Rice it is.
Remembering the screenshot this time.🤦♂️
📈1.8m
🏦£0.1m
♻️ Rogers > Enzo, Thiago > JP (0 FT)
Attacking the fixtures so 2x Chelsea in. Aim to bring Thiago back at some point.
🧢 moved from Gabi to Bruno 30 mins before deadline. Might still regret that. Bench decision tough, but Rice it is.
Remembering the screenshot this time.🤦♂️
February 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
#FPL GW25 🔒
📈1.8m
🏦£0.1m
♻️ Rogers > Enzo, Thiago > JP (0 FT)
Attacking the fixtures so 2x Chelsea in. Aim to bring Thiago back at some point.
🧢 moved from Gabi to Bruno 30 mins before deadline. Might still regret that. Bench decision tough, but Rice it is.
Remembering the screenshot this time.🤦♂️
📈1.8m
🏦£0.1m
♻️ Rogers > Enzo, Thiago > JP (0 FT)
Attacking the fixtures so 2x Chelsea in. Aim to bring Thiago back at some point.
🧢 moved from Gabi to Bruno 30 mins before deadline. Might still regret that. Bench decision tough, but Rice it is.
Remembering the screenshot this time.🤦♂️
This is one of the best videos I’ve ever seen. 🤣
The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
This is one of the best videos I’ve ever seen. 🤣
Which came first: the thought, or the gif?
I heard that if you date Darth Vader, he can’t do blowies and handsy stuff is dangerous, but he gives a decent force job.
darth vader giving a thumbs up in front of a blue background
Alt: darth vader giving a thumbs up in front of a blue background
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Which came first: the thought, or the gif?
Clues by Sam, 5th Feb.
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Clues by Sam, 5th Feb.
That people listen to these sad, misogynistic man-children and think they have anything of relevance to say on any subject at all, is a considerable failing of western society.
The absolute dregs, and we platform them and throw money at them.
What are we doing?
The absolute dregs, and we platform them and throw money at them.
What are we doing?
Here's Joe Rogan and his friend the thumb doing the best they can to normalize Epstein's "partying" with underage girls. Hey, MOST of them weren't 13, so what's the big deal?🤮
Epstein literally argued that the age of consent was different across countries and cultures to justify his abuse.
Epstein literally argued that the age of consent was different across countries and cultures to justify his abuse.
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 PM
That people listen to these sad, misogynistic man-children and think they have anything of relevance to say on any subject at all, is a considerable failing of western society.
The absolute dregs, and we platform them and throw money at them.
What are we doing?
The absolute dregs, and we platform them and throw money at them.
What are we doing?
What is the worst haircut in the world?
And why does Cole Palmer have it?
And do he and Foden go to the same barber?
And is it one of their mums?
And why does Cole Palmer have it?
And do he and Foden go to the same barber?
And is it one of their mums?
February 3, 2026 at 9:34 PM
What is the worst haircut in the world?
And why does Cole Palmer have it?
And do he and Foden go to the same barber?
And is it one of their mums?
And why does Cole Palmer have it?
And do he and Foden go to the same barber?
And is it one of their mums?
That is one of the dullest halves of football I've ever seen.
February 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
That is one of the dullest halves of football I've ever seen.
#FPL GW24 Review.
Haha - missed my s/shot off the 🔒. What a spanner.
In a season of trials, this week was a welcome respite. 🧢 decision went right, benching decisions were fine, last week’s -4 to get to Bruno and Semenyo continues to pay.
Finally <2m for the 1st time since… GW1!
Onward!
Haha - missed my s/shot off the 🔒. What a spanner.
In a season of trials, this week was a welcome respite. 🧢 decision went right, benching decisions were fine, last week’s -4 to get to Bruno and Semenyo continues to pay.
Finally <2m for the 1st time since… GW1!
Onward!
February 3, 2026 at 1:19 PM
#FPL GW24 Review.
Haha - missed my s/shot off the 🔒. What a spanner.
In a season of trials, this week was a welcome respite. 🧢 decision went right, benching decisions were fine, last week’s -4 to get to Bruno and Semenyo continues to pay.
Finally <2m for the 1st time since… GW1!
Onward!
Haha - missed my s/shot off the 🔒. What a spanner.
In a season of trials, this week was a welcome respite. 🧢 decision went right, benching decisions were fine, last week’s -4 to get to Bruno and Semenyo continues to pay.
Finally <2m for the 1st time since… GW1!
Onward!
That's why.
why does Howe keep starting Gordon in this fixture?
January 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
That's why.
I'm suffering 🤒🤧, #BskyBeer, but I poured this one out for you anyway. Took one for the team.
And what a decent one too. Well done, Fierce beer, well done.
And what a decent one too. Well done, Fierce beer, well done.
January 31, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I'm suffering 🤒🤧, #BskyBeer, but I poured this one out for you anyway. Took one for the team.
And what a decent one too. Well done, Fierce beer, well done.
And what a decent one too. Well done, Fierce beer, well done.
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The Sultan of Stat checks in from a cold night with what's largely a Payton Pritchard appreciation post. Not so coincidentally, five of the six notes mention 3-pointers.
Dick Lipe brings the heat from the Celtics' Friday night dethroning of the Kings. ⬇️
Dick Lipe brings the heat from the Celtics' Friday night dethroning of the Kings. ⬇️
January 31, 2026 at 12:40 PM
The Sultan of Stat checks in from a cold night with what's largely a Payton Pritchard appreciation post. Not so coincidentally, five of the six notes mention 3-pointers.
Dick Lipe brings the heat from the Celtics' Friday night dethroning of the Kings. ⬇️
Dick Lipe brings the heat from the Celtics' Friday night dethroning of the Kings. ⬇️
Geez, this doesn’t look good, does it? 🫣
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Geez, this doesn’t look good, does it? 🫣
#FPL GW24 🔒
📈2.3m
🏦£0.2m
♻️ None (1 FT)
Can’t believe I’m benching Wilson again. Other candidates are Thiago or possibly Rice. But I’m backing the Man U revival for now.
Which is why Bruno has the 🧢 over the 🤖
If Ekitiké keeps failing to deliver he could make way for a 3-5-2 set-up.
Good luck! 🤞
📈2.3m
🏦£0.2m
♻️ None (1 FT)
Can’t believe I’m benching Wilson again. Other candidates are Thiago or possibly Rice. But I’m backing the Man U revival for now.
Which is why Bruno has the 🧢 over the 🤖
If Ekitiké keeps failing to deliver he could make way for a 3-5-2 set-up.
Good luck! 🤞
#FPL GW23 not 🔒👀
📈2.3m
🏦£0.2m
♻️ Foden➡️Bruno
Rúben➡️Guéhi
Xhaka➡️Semenyo (-4)
Team set-up for weeks, barring injury. 4th hit of the season, but decided to attack this GW. So much so I've now got a real benching headache!
No Chelsea, but can't have everything.
No idea who to bench / 🧢.
Good luck! 🤞
📈2.3m
🏦£0.2m
♻️ Foden➡️Bruno
Rúben➡️Guéhi
Xhaka➡️Semenyo (-4)
Team set-up for weeks, barring injury. 4th hit of the season, but decided to attack this GW. So much so I've now got a real benching headache!
No Chelsea, but can't have everything.
No idea who to bench / 🧢.
Good luck! 🤞
January 31, 2026 at 12:11 PM
#FPL GW24 🔒
📈2.3m
🏦£0.2m
♻️ None (1 FT)
Can’t believe I’m benching Wilson again. Other candidates are Thiago or possibly Rice. But I’m backing the Man U revival for now.
Which is why Bruno has the 🧢 over the 🤖
If Ekitiké keeps failing to deliver he could make way for a 3-5-2 set-up.
Good luck! 🤞
📈2.3m
🏦£0.2m
♻️ None (1 FT)
Can’t believe I’m benching Wilson again. Other candidates are Thiago or possibly Rice. But I’m backing the Man U revival for now.
Which is why Bruno has the 🧢 over the 🤖
If Ekitiké keeps failing to deliver he could make way for a 3-5-2 set-up.
Good luck! 🤞
January 31, 2026 at 10:41 AM
#FPL GW23 Review.
Erm…
Got the 🧢 right. Got the bench about as wrong as possible. I think 27 is the most I’ve ever had on a non-deliberate bench. Stings.
Safety score was 44, so pre-hit was a minor ⬆️, post hit a minor ⬇️
I’ve been floored with the cold all week. Felt meh. Just like this GW.
Erm…
Got the 🧢 right. Got the bench about as wrong as possible. I think 27 is the most I’ve ever had on a non-deliberate bench. Stings.
Safety score was 44, so pre-hit was a minor ⬆️, post hit a minor ⬇️
I’ve been floored with the cold all week. Felt meh. Just like this GW.
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 AM
#FPL GW23 Review.
Erm…
Got the 🧢 right. Got the bench about as wrong as possible. I think 27 is the most I’ve ever had on a non-deliberate bench. Stings.
Safety score was 44, so pre-hit was a minor ⬆️, post hit a minor ⬇️
I’ve been floored with the cold all week. Felt meh. Just like this GW.
Erm…
Got the 🧢 right. Got the bench about as wrong as possible. I think 27 is the most I’ve ever had on a non-deliberate bench. Stings.
Safety score was 44, so pre-hit was a minor ⬆️, post hit a minor ⬇️
I’ve been floored with the cold all week. Felt meh. Just like this GW.
Aaaaargh!!!
Feckin' ScotRail.
Feckin' voice recognition.
Hey, headphones. The train announcement saying "The next stop is..." is NOT THE SAME AS me saying "Next song."
Please stop listening to the train announcement and skipping my songs!!! 😡😡😡
Feckin' ScotRail.
Feckin' voice recognition.
Hey, headphones. The train announcement saying "The next stop is..." is NOT THE SAME AS me saying "Next song."
Please stop listening to the train announcement and skipping my songs!!! 😡😡😡
January 26, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Aaaaargh!!!
Feckin' ScotRail.
Feckin' voice recognition.
Hey, headphones. The train announcement saying "The next stop is..." is NOT THE SAME AS me saying "Next song."
Please stop listening to the train announcement and skipping my songs!!! 😡😡😡
Feckin' ScotRail.
Feckin' voice recognition.
Hey, headphones. The train announcement saying "The next stop is..." is NOT THE SAME AS me saying "Next song."
Please stop listening to the train announcement and skipping my songs!!! 😡😡😡
Holy forking shirtballs the Patriots did it! Super Bowl here we come!!!
January 25, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Holy forking shirtballs the Patriots did it! Super Bowl here we come!!!
Drake. Forking. Maye.
Love this kid.
Love this kid.
January 25, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Drake. Forking. Maye.
Love this kid.
Love this kid.
Holy forking shirt balls they missed the field goal!
January 25, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Holy forking shirt balls they missed the field goal!