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Allegro
@allegrospl.bsky.social
She/her, div 2 inkbrush enthusiast, +3, 2975XP | 💕 @itsaureus.bsky.social
Ok trying to prove a point real quick, if it’s Saturday and you go out, and you don’t get back until 1am, it’s still Saturday until you go to sleep, right? Like even though it’s past midnight, the day doesnt tick over until you wake up the next morning
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Out for lunch rn

Everyone else got a normal menu

Curse of being short strikes again 🥲
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Play the game with me RAAHHHHHH LET MY PEN LET YOU GO CRAZY AND KILL THEM ALL

(retweets appreciated)
October 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I hate this game.
October 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Somebody please go tell @itsaureus.bsky.social that he cannot subtitle Moonlight videos with Shadow in orange and Omega in teal, when Basil and Nolan are the correct colors.

IT LOOKS SO WRONG AND HE’S LAUGHING AT ME FOR TAKING ISSUE WITH IT HELP BAHAHAHAHA
October 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Are they banned from calling pencil “pencil” on Nintendo’s YouTube channel or something, cuz it sounds like the commentators have a gun to their head every time they say “snipewriter” 😭
September 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Has anyone tried naming their NA league team Jackpot just to see if anything will happen if you do
September 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Nintendo actually planned for Spl 4 / Raiders stuff but heard us chant "fuck this gamemode" at riptide and cut all the splatoon stuff
September 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The entire Splatoon room yelling “FUCK THIS GAMEMODE” during finals at the RM stall spot is fucking sending me, oh my god 😂
September 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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An amazing flank that kinda ruined the vibe with the targeted scream there afterward. There's fun smacktalk, and then there's that.
Magyk gets the epic flank-into-slam-dunk combo to bring the score up 2-0!
September 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Update we got the waitress in on it
Currently at Texas Roadhouse by Riptide with 7 other Americans trying to convince the 1 British person with us that the “Texas Roadhouse Birthday Horse” is a thing that parades out in the restaurant if it’s your birthday

Pls stand by and wish us luck

I am in tears laughing rn
September 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Currently at Texas Roadhouse by Riptide with 7 other Americans trying to convince the 1 British person with us that the “Texas Roadhouse Birthday Horse” is a thing that parades out in the restaurant if it’s your birthday

Pls stand by and wish us luck

I am in tears laughing rn
September 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Riptide-illegal cookies that I’m gonna give my friends outside the venue so as to not break the food rules 🥲🙏
September 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What 6hrs of 3am splatoon patch video editing does to a mf
September 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Guys my Christian friend got me a rosary of the patron saint of the internet from the Vatican specifically to help me win at Splatoon, and I’m not religious, but that’s such a thoughtful gift that’s it’s living in my switch case from now on.
August 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I want to begin by saying that I am not close to Jared or Madness, these thoughts are my own, and I apologize for not speaking up sooner

Jared's statement emits ignorance and foolishness.
August 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Made cookies for my local tourney today ^^
@squidwest.bsky.social
August 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I CAUGHT SO MANY STRAYS TODAY WTH
August 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Genuinely the easiest upvote anyone who’s ever played with him will ever have. That’s my goat 🔥🔥
I haven't been as active here as I should be recently, but posting here as well
July 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Would I be an amazing friend or a horrible friend if I took a multi-state roadtrip to a specific chick-fil-a with the gang cuz we found out our friend working there is gonna be in the cow costume all day and this shit must be documented
July 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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looking for Mid-High level FAs to form a team with to climb further, please reach out if you’re interested!!

reposts appreciated!! 🔄

#compsplatoon
July 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Bro where are all the d2/+3 midline FAs, I’m crying scrolling through Sendou and the discord servers trying to find a 4th 😭
July 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The neighborhood kids at my family’s Fourth of July party found out I have a switch 2 with Mario Kart

send help.
July 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Made up for totally botching my quad yesterday
June 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Oh shit, I don’t have any Sheldon licenses 💀
June 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM