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AND NOW A STORY!
IN TWO CHAPTERS!!
IN TWO CHAPTERS!!
October 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
AND NOW A STORY!
IN TWO CHAPTERS!!
IN TWO CHAPTERS!!
OH! I KNOW THE ANSWER!!
DAN SULLIVAN HAS A PLANE AND A PRIVATE ISLAND!
DAN SULLIVAN HAS A PLANE AND A PRIVATE ISLAND!
September 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
OH! I KNOW THE ANSWER!!
DAN SULLIVAN HAS A PLANE AND A PRIVATE ISLAND!
DAN SULLIVAN HAS A PLANE AND A PRIVATE ISLAND!
I REALLY HOPE ALL OF CHARLIE KIRK’S FOLLOWERS, AND ALL OF NICK FUENTES’S FOLLOWERS DON’T START KILLING EACH OTHER IN A LAST MAN STANDING BATTLE.
MAYBE AT THE UTAH STATE FAIRGROUNDS. NEXT WEEKEND. AT 3 PM.
MAYBE AT THE UTAH STATE FAIRGROUNDS. NEXT WEEKEND. AT 3 PM.
September 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I REALLY HOPE ALL OF CHARLIE KIRK’S FOLLOWERS, AND ALL OF NICK FUENTES’S FOLLOWERS DON’T START KILLING EACH OTHER IN A LAST MAN STANDING BATTLE.
MAYBE AT THE UTAH STATE FAIRGROUNDS. NEXT WEEKEND. AT 3 PM.
MAYBE AT THE UTAH STATE FAIRGROUNDS. NEXT WEEKEND. AT 3 PM.
OKAY. FINE. THIS LAST SHOOTER WAS A WHITE MALE REPUBLICAN. AGAIN. 😔
BUT THERE WILL BE A JEWISH TRANSGENDER BLACK MEXICAN WHO SHOOTS SOMEBODY SOMEDAY EVENTUALLY, AND WE HAVE TO JAIL ALL FOUR GROUPS JUST TO BE SAFE.
BUT THERE WILL BE A JEWISH TRANSGENDER BLACK MEXICAN WHO SHOOTS SOMEBODY SOMEDAY EVENTUALLY, AND WE HAVE TO JAIL ALL FOUR GROUPS JUST TO BE SAFE.
September 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
OKAY. FINE. THIS LAST SHOOTER WAS A WHITE MALE REPUBLICAN. AGAIN. 😔
BUT THERE WILL BE A JEWISH TRANSGENDER BLACK MEXICAN WHO SHOOTS SOMEBODY SOMEDAY EVENTUALLY, AND WE HAVE TO JAIL ALL FOUR GROUPS JUST TO BE SAFE.
BUT THERE WILL BE A JEWISH TRANSGENDER BLACK MEXICAN WHO SHOOTS SOMEBODY SOMEDAY EVENTUALLY, AND WE HAVE TO JAIL ALL FOUR GROUPS JUST TO BE SAFE.
TODAY, I WATCHED RFK’S PRESS CONFERENCE IN ANCHORAGE SO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO
August 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
TODAY, I WATCHED RFK’S PRESS CONFERENCE IN ANCHORAGE SO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO
GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS GOING TO MAKE SURE OUR NATION’S SCHOOL CHILDREN STAY FIT AND NUBILE!
NO FATTIES ALLOWED IN TRUMP’S BALLROOM!
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS GOING TO MAKE SURE OUR NATION’S SCHOOL CHILDREN STAY FIT AND NUBILE!
NO FATTIES ALLOWED IN TRUMP’S BALLROOM!
August 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS GOING TO MAKE SURE OUR NATION’S SCHOOL CHILDREN STAY FIT AND NUBILE!
NO FATTIES ALLOWED IN TRUMP’S BALLROOM!
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS GOING TO MAKE SURE OUR NATION’S SCHOOL CHILDREN STAY FIT AND NUBILE!
NO FATTIES ALLOWED IN TRUMP’S BALLROOM!
HULK HOGAN DIED JUST LIKE OZZY DID
SURROUNDED BY ALL THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT LOVED HIM
SURROUNDED BY ALL THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT LOVED HIM
July 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
HULK HOGAN DIED JUST LIKE OZZY DID
SURROUNDED BY ALL THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT LOVED HIM
SURROUNDED BY ALL THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT LOVED HIM
PROOF WE ARE IN THE GOOD TIMELINE
July 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
PROOF WE ARE IN THE GOOD TIMELINE
TO BE FAIR TO THE PRESIDENT, A LOT OF THOSE CHILDREN TURNED EIGHTEEN EVENTUALLY
July 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
TO BE FAIR TO THE PRESIDENT, A LOT OF THOSE CHILDREN TURNED EIGHTEEN EVENTUALLY
PEOPLE. RELAX.
OF COURSE TRUMP IS GOING TO RELEASE EPSTEIN’S PHILES.
OF COURSE TRUMP IS GOING TO RELEASE EPSTEIN’S PHILES.
July 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
PEOPLE. RELAX.
OF COURSE TRUMP IS GOING TO RELEASE EPSTEIN’S PHILES.
OF COURSE TRUMP IS GOING TO RELEASE EPSTEIN’S PHILES.
IT’S NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY!
July 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
IT’S NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY!
AS THE FOREVER LEADER OF AMERICA, DONALD TRUMP HAS CERTAIN INALIENABLE RIGHTS. SUCH AS PROTECTION FROM CRIMINAL TRAILS. AND THE RIGHT OF PRIMA NOCTA. ALSO, THE RIGHT OF PRETEEN NOCTA.
July 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
AS THE FOREVER LEADER OF AMERICA, DONALD TRUMP HAS CERTAIN INALIENABLE RIGHTS. SUCH AS PROTECTION FROM CRIMINAL TRAILS. AND THE RIGHT OF PRIMA NOCTA. ALSO, THE RIGHT OF PRETEEN NOCTA.
I HEARBY NOMINATE DONALD TRUMP FOR A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR TAKING CARE OF THE JEFFERY EPSTEIN PROBLEM
July 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I HEARBY NOMINATE DONALD TRUMP FOR A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR TAKING CARE OF THE JEFFERY EPSTEIN PROBLEM
PEOPLE. YOU ALL REALLY NEED TO STOP TALKING ENDLESSLY ABOUT HOW MANY TEENAGERS TRUMP RAPED ON EPSTEIN’S ISLAND.
IT WAS A LOT, OKAY?
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
IT WAS A LOT, OKAY?
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
July 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
PEOPLE. YOU ALL REALLY NEED TO STOP TALKING ENDLESSLY ABOUT HOW MANY TEENAGERS TRUMP RAPED ON EPSTEIN’S ISLAND.
IT WAS A LOT, OKAY?
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
IT WAS A LOT, OKAY?
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
WE NEED TO STOP BLAMING TRUMP FOR ALL THE FLOODING DEATHS IN TEXAS!
EVERYONE KNOWS GOD KILLED THOSE KIDS 🙏
EVERYONE KNOWS GOD KILLED THOSE KIDS 🙏
July 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
WE NEED TO STOP BLAMING TRUMP FOR ALL THE FLOODING DEATHS IN TEXAS!
EVERYONE KNOWS GOD KILLED THOSE KIDS 🙏
EVERYONE KNOWS GOD KILLED THOSE KIDS 🙏
HAPPY CODEPENDENCE DAY AMERICA!
July 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
HAPPY CODEPENDENCE DAY AMERICA!
I CAN’T WAIT FOR THESE TAX PAYING FREELOADERS TO START PAYING ELON’S FAIR SHARE!
July 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I CAN’T WAIT FOR THESE TAX PAYING FREELOADERS TO START PAYING ELON’S FAIR SHARE!
PEOPLE NEED TO STOP SHITTING ON ALIGATOR ALCATRAZ
IT’S GOING TO MAKE A REALLY EDUCATIONAL UNESCO SITE SOMEDAY
ESPECIALLY AFTER WE BUILD THE GLASS CASES FOR ALL THE SHOES
IT’S GOING TO MAKE A REALLY EDUCATIONAL UNESCO SITE SOMEDAY
ESPECIALLY AFTER WE BUILD THE GLASS CASES FOR ALL THE SHOES
July 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
PEOPLE NEED TO STOP SHITTING ON ALIGATOR ALCATRAZ
IT’S GOING TO MAKE A REALLY EDUCATIONAL UNESCO SITE SOMEDAY
ESPECIALLY AFTER WE BUILD THE GLASS CASES FOR ALL THE SHOES
IT’S GOING TO MAKE A REALLY EDUCATIONAL UNESCO SITE SOMEDAY
ESPECIALLY AFTER WE BUILD THE GLASS CASES FOR ALL THE SHOES