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SATIRE / PARODY
AND NOW A STORY!

IN TWO CHAPTERS!!
October 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
OH! I KNOW THE ANSWER!!

DAN SULLIVAN HAS A PLANE AND A PRIVATE ISLAND!
September 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
September 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
OKAY. FINE. THIS LAST SHOOTER WAS A WHITE MALE REPUBLICAN. AGAIN. 😔

BUT THERE WILL BE A JEWISH TRANSGENDER BLACK MEXICAN WHO SHOOTS SOMEBODY SOMEDAY EVENTUALLY, AND WE HAVE TO JAIL ALL FOUR GROUPS JUST TO BE SAFE.
September 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
August 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
August 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
TODAY, I WATCHED RFK’S PRESS CONFERENCE IN ANCHORAGE SO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO
August 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS GOING TO MAKE SURE OUR NATION’S SCHOOL CHILDREN STAY FIT AND NUBILE!

NO FATTIES ALLOWED IN TRUMP’S BALLROOM!
August 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
July 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
HULK HOGAN DIED JUST LIKE OZZY DID

SURROUNDED BY ALL THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT LOVED HIM
July 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
July 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
PROOF WE ARE IN THE GOOD TIMELINE
July 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
July 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
IT’S NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY!
July 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
July 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
July 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
JUST THINK HOW MANY MORE TIMES WE CAN BOMB IRAN WITH ALL THE MONEY WE ARE SAVING BY NOT FEEDING STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA!

OKAY YOU CAN STOP THINKING.

IT’S 19 MORE TIMES.
June 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
June 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
LOOKS LIKE SOME WOKE SHIT FROM WHAT IS NOW ALASKA’S MOST DISAPPONTING DAN SULLIVAN!

AT LEAST WE KNOW HE DOESN’T BELIEVE IT!
June 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
June 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
AND THANK YOU TO DAN SULLIVAN FOR MAKING SURE THE PEOPLE OF KONGIGANAK HAVE BUCKETS TO SHIT IN! 😍
June 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!

I FOUND MORE 100% AUTHENTIC PHOTOS OF PETE HEGSETH DOING AMAZING THINGS!

PETE MUST HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHER THAT FOLLOWS HIM AROUND WHILE HE SAVES HUMANITY!
May 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
IF ANYONE IS WORRIED ABOUT THE FUTURE OF AMERICA, DON’T YOU WORRY!

JUST LOOK AT HOW MANY PEOPLE LOVE THESE VERY REAL IMAGES OF PETE HEGSETH AND YOU WILL REALIZE HOW BRIGHT OUR FUTURE IS! 😍
May 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
May 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
WELL SAID!
May 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM