Alison Johnston
@alisonjohnston.bsky.social
Just a reminder: Brooklyn Beckham’s father-in-law tried to launch a hostile takeover bid for Disney because he thought it had become too “woke”.
If my son was marrying into a family like this, I’d be doing everything I could to protect his interests, and ours.
If my son was marrying into a family like this, I’d be doing everything I could to protect his interests, and ours.
January 20, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Just a reminder: Brooklyn Beckham’s father-in-law tried to launch a hostile takeover bid for Disney because he thought it had become too “woke”.
If my son was marrying into a family like this, I’d be doing everything I could to protect his interests, and ours.
If my son was marrying into a family like this, I’d be doing everything I could to protect his interests, and ours.
Well that’s his SEO ruined for now
The whole of the UK finding out the ICE murderer is called Jonathan Ross.
January 9, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Well that’s his SEO ruined for now
Good to see Warwickshire punching above its weight. With 10% of West Midlands population, it delivers 14% of economic output - £22-25bn annually. Workers are 17% more productive per hour than regional average. Attracted a third of regional overseas investment in 2024/25.
January 7, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Good to see Warwickshire punching above its weight. With 10% of West Midlands population, it delivers 14% of economic output - £22-25bn annually. Workers are 17% more productive per hour than regional average. Attracted a third of regional overseas investment in 2024/25.
Lovely frosty Charlecote yesterday
January 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Lovely frosty Charlecote yesterday
Year's finally quietening down and there's time to dig into data. Looking at one client's analytics:
AI search traffic grew 693% from 2024 to 2025.
It's still less than 1% of their total search traffic, but it's converting at 15% and growing fast.
AI search traffic grew 693% from 2024 to 2025.
It's still less than 1% of their total search traffic, but it's converting at 15% and growing fast.
December 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Year's finally quietening down and there's time to dig into data. Looking at one client's analytics:
AI search traffic grew 693% from 2024 to 2025.
It's still less than 1% of their total search traffic, but it's converting at 15% and growing fast.
AI search traffic grew 693% from 2024 to 2025.
It's still less than 1% of their total search traffic, but it's converting at 15% and growing fast.
‘Enjoy the view with me’ overlooking Ennerdale Valley after the rain
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
‘Enjoy the view with me’ overlooking Ennerdale Valley after the rain
And also foraged some wild garlic and made these cheesy twists courtesy of @riverford.bsky.social
April 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
And also foraged some wild garlic and made these cheesy twists courtesy of @riverford.bsky.social
Planted some trees 🌲 look a lot like twigs right now but I am assured they’re a crabapple and a hawthorn
April 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Planted some trees 🌲 look a lot like twigs right now but I am assured they’re a crabapple and a hawthorn
Why is a new desk so exciting!!!
April 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Why is a new desk so exciting!!!
Chloe moved herself in 7 years ago and I’ve just noticed these spots on her neck 😻
March 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Chloe moved herself in 7 years ago and I’ve just noticed these spots on her neck 😻
March 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Oh the embarrassment
March 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Oh the embarrassment
First ever round of golf today, loved it, officially reached middle age
March 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
First ever round of golf today, loved it, officially reached middle age
Aww actually liked the ending of #traitorsUS, no spoilers but it all ended on a positive note
March 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Aww actually liked the ending of #traitorsUS, no spoilers but it all ended on a positive note
#Foolsspring has totally got me, was just thinking it would be lovely to have a bbq this weekend
March 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
#Foolsspring has totally got me, was just thinking it would be lovely to have a bbq this weekend
I know how to treat myself #elevenses
March 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I know how to treat myself #elevenses
Up to #carlisle to have a look at what @helgaj.bsky.social has been digging as part of Uncovering Roman Carlisle. This is Septimus Severus bathhouse
March 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Up to #carlisle to have a look at what @helgaj.bsky.social has been digging as part of Uncovering Roman Carlisle. This is Septimus Severus bathhouse
More lakes lushness
February 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
More lakes lushness
Reposted by Alison Johnston
Always wondered how the Star Wars Emperor could start with a battle-hardened army and end up with an "entire legion of his best troops" being beaten to death by teddybears with sticks.
Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
February 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Always wondered how the Star Wars Emperor could start with a battle-hardened army and end up with an "entire legion of his best troops" being beaten to death by teddybears with sticks.
Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
Crocuses are out in Cockermouth cemetery
February 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Crocuses are out in Cockermouth cemetery
In the lakes!!
February 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
In the lakes!!
Been #girlbossing at #iwd with power house Mari Carmen on stage discussing women’s health and leadership
February 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Been #girlbossing at #iwd with power house Mari Carmen on stage discussing women’s health and leadership
A sunny cat is a happy cat
February 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
A sunny cat is a happy cat