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alishpa 🇵🇰🏳️‍🌈
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just ur local queer muslim leftist with a penchant for talking shit online 😇 but houston is home<3 🇵🇸
also the primary caregiver to a quadruple amputee ♿️
(she/her but leaving my gender entirely unexamined for now so that is subject to change 🤷🏻‍♀️)
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here are some things i care about for anyone perusing my posts:

🌟protecting our black trans sisters
🌟ending genocide globally
🌟fighting fascism locally
🌟abolishing ICE & the police state
🌟advocating for accessibility
🌟implementing harm reduction
🌟unlearning comphet/biphobia
🌟building community 🥰
the same people telling you to be ashamed of celebrating anyone’s death are the ones that only offer thoughts and prayers when children get shot
September 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
my favorite thing about southern enbies is they often have strong opinions about being addressed as “ma’am”
June 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
i am not one to publicly acknowledge any attraction to men but i see paris, i see france between these boys 👀 ifykyk
June 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
if you’re wondering how pakistan and india are doing rn my mom just sent me a lecture on nuclear radiation safety 🙃
April 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
ok me and WHO
April 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
during ramadan my roster be looking more like a waitlist rip 🥲
March 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i was gonna get into smoking meats but, frankly, i’m devastated to find out that max weber had NOTHING to do with the development of weber kettle grills - only sociology
March 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
i didn’t know buttercups were flowers so i’ve been saying “what’s up buttercup” imagining like a bowl of butter
March 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
last year i had a shirt customized to say “i may be fasting for ramadan but i can still eat your kitty” but it shipped after ramadan and this year i’m actually trying to dial back on the haram so i can only wear it ironically lmao
March 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
sooo is cuckholding like when you make a pretty girl laugh REALLY hard in front of her boyfriend??? bc i could get into that 😏
February 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
yesterday i went to an organizing fair where i was complimented on both my head hair AND my armpit hair and that felt nice tehe 😌
February 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
preach praxis 🫶🏼
January 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
my favorite person is a quadruple amputee that relies on disability support from the government. today was a hard day but when he heard me distressed over the phone - he told me to just download epic and play bloon TD 6 because it is free today. i’m still crying but i hope that helps someone else<3
January 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
January 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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A lot of you make jokes about guillotines but few of you have been getting your woodworking and metalworking skills up. Get those callouses made, babes.
January 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
dating lesbians is hard because they like always have dogs and half the time i can’t tell if they are addressing me or a dog and i swear i NEVER had this problem with men lmao
January 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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why would i sit like a lady when i can sit on a lady 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
December 11, 2024 at 6:52 AM
hate that i’m The Unemployed Friend in all my group chats so i gotta wait until normal business hours to share my midnight meme dump
January 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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January 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
fr tho
January 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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The Democratic genocide in Gaza has conditioned this Trump moment.

It made Dems permanently unelectable, and fully normalized police-state repression of dissent.

There is nothing Trump is going to try on us that we haven’t already approved- on Palestinians.

Imperial boomerang, incoming.
January 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
rip lil jon & the east side boyz, y’all would’ve loved bluesky and its “skeets”
January 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i was born in pakistan so while in urdu my birth certificate identifies me as a girl, due to a frankly HILARIOUS clerical error, it reads “boy” in english and i’m just wondering how i might use this information for subversive shenanigans. please assist!
January 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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In 2016, we contacted the Atakapa-Ishak Tribal Council with a question - what do you call Houston? The answer was that the original name had been lost after generations of language suppression. The last fluent Ishakkoy speaker died in 1979. But in 2016, the tribe was in the midst of a (1/4)
Indigenous group resurrects what its people called Houston before the Europeans arrived | Houston Public Media
Houston Matters talks with members of the Atakapa-Ishak Nation to learn about their culture and what their ancestors called Houston a few hundred years ago.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org
November 20, 2024 at 3:58 AM