alisan (she/her) ✨
@alisanhoffman.bsky.social
women’s soccer fanatic, art student ????, ice cream scooper, silksong truther
my mom thinks i’m funny
my mom thinks i’m funny
Pinned
crying over women’s soccer at work? it’s more likely than you think
get berman off my screen now
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
get berman off my screen now
north carolina trust you will be dealt with
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
north carolina trust you will be dealt with
if gotham lose im blaming it on esther and those fuckass braids
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
if gotham lose im blaming it on esther and those fuckass braids
experienced the worst heartbreak loss ever and now am subjected to having to see annoying male blonde coaches squared in the last quarterfinal this is the worst sunday ever
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
experienced the worst heartbreak loss ever and now am subjected to having to see annoying male blonde coaches squared in the last quarterfinal this is the worst sunday ever
i’m two seconds away from just straight up passing out
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i’m two seconds away from just straight up passing out
I DONT CARE ABOUT BRITTANY MAHOMES AND THE RICH BITCH CLUB GIVE ME MY GAME BACK
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I DONT CARE ABOUT BRITTANY MAHOMES AND THE RICH BITCH CLUB GIVE ME MY GAME BACK
there’s just no way to compete with the power of rowdy audi in a pk shootout
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
there’s just no way to compete with the power of rowdy audi in a pk shootout
tara mckeown injury hurts bad even as a non-spirit fan 💔 hopefully nothing serious
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
tara mckeown injury hurts bad even as a non-spirit fan 💔 hopefully nothing serious
ew get berman off my screen
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
ew get berman off my screen
i would be so much more powerful if i was like 5 inches taller
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i would be so much more powerful if i was like 5 inches taller
another day of having to see the awful opinions of people who have watched less than 90 minutes cumulatively of NWSL
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
another day of having to see the awful opinions of people who have watched less than 90 minutes cumulatively of NWSL
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woke dick cheney died to protect the dolls
I'm sure Fox and Friends will still have Liz Eddy on tomorrow and she'll still get to jumpstart her silly little grifter career but it's funny as hell that she got bumped today
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
woke dick cheney died to protect the dolls
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so unreal to watch the uswnt cook live always so happy to be able to go to games
October 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
so unreal to watch the uswnt cook live always so happy to be able to go to games
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
October 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
sam coffey hive rise up
October 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
sam coffey hive rise up
olivia moultrie master ragebaiter
October 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
olivia moultrie master ragebaiter
we’re so up rn
October 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
we’re so up rn
this is the kind of game where the uswnt could really use a bitch on the field. a kelly o’hara type if you will
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
this is the kind of game where the uswnt could really use a bitch on the field. a kelly o’hara type if you will
people keep sitting next to me on the shuttle when there’s a bunch of available seats and i’m choosing to believe it’s because they can sense my joy and whimsy and kindness
October 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
people keep sitting next to me on the shuttle when there’s a bunch of available seats and i’m choosing to believe it’s because they can sense my joy and whimsy and kindness
“if you’re looking for chawinga-“ SHUT UP JP IM ALREADY SUFFERING ENOUGH!!! DONT REMIND ME
October 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“if you’re looking for chawinga-“ SHUT UP JP IM ALREADY SUFFERING ENOUGH!!! DONT REMIND ME
SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
October 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
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not temwa lord take me instead
October 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
not temwa lord take me instead
OHHHH MYYY GODDDDDDDDDDD
October 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
OHHHH MYYY GODDDDDDDDDDD
cbs turn OFF THE AD WHEN MY TEAM IS IN THE FINAL THIRD WHY ARE WE SINGING ABOUT INSURANCE WHILE THE BALL IS IN THE BACK OF THE NET????!?!??!
October 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
cbs turn OFF THE AD WHEN MY TEAM IS IN THE FINAL THIRD WHY ARE WE SINGING ABOUT INSURANCE WHILE THE BALL IS IN THE BACK OF THE NET????!?!??!