Crime Allie
@alicijabelle.bsky.social
World’s most average woman.
One of the #LGBT letters I just can’t remember which. #ADHD
One of the #LGBT letters I just can’t remember which. #ADHD
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Crime Allie
@alicijabelle.bsky.social
· Sep 24
When I was a child I always thought the United Nations Headquarters would be in this glass and steel megastructure floating somewhere in international waters. Turns out it’s, like, 6 blocks from Jimbo’s Hamburger Place.
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Intoxicated Allie left sober Allie a message and I don’t know what it means. Share this far so it can reach the desks of the world’s greatest psychologists.
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Intoxicated Allie left sober Allie a message and I don’t know what it means. Share this far so it can reach the desks of the world’s greatest psychologists.
Epstein had a whole galaxy now?
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Epstein had a whole galaxy now?
Game changer for anyone who uses weed - watch Pioneer Woman. Even sober, the stuff Ree Drummond comes out with is so out of pocket that I’m left confused and yelling at the tv in both delight and outrage.
If you’re British, do it while watching the episode where she cooks a “full English”.
If you’re British, do it while watching the episode where she cooks a “full English”.
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Game changer for anyone who uses weed - watch Pioneer Woman. Even sober, the stuff Ree Drummond comes out with is so out of pocket that I’m left confused and yelling at the tv in both delight and outrage.
If you’re British, do it while watching the episode where she cooks a “full English”.
If you’re British, do it while watching the episode where she cooks a “full English”.
Comfy goth fashion for a road trip 🖤✨
3 hours of hijacking the stereo with She Wants Revenge
#gothfashion #gothgirls
3 hours of hijacking the stereo with She Wants Revenge
#gothfashion #gothgirls
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Comfy goth fashion for a road trip 🖤✨
3 hours of hijacking the stereo with She Wants Revenge
#gothfashion #gothgirls
3 hours of hijacking the stereo with She Wants Revenge
#gothfashion #gothgirls
Excuse the lack of makeup, but finally got my hair redone after two months
#gothfashion #goth #gothgirls
#gothfashion #goth #gothgirls
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Excuse the lack of makeup, but finally got my hair redone after two months
#gothfashion #goth #gothgirls
#gothfashion #goth #gothgirls
I’m gonna say it: after the 14th straight night of hearing fireworks, I think we should cancel bonfire night and remove the two weeks surrounding the fifth from the calendar (with the exception of Halloween).
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m gonna say it: after the 14th straight night of hearing fireworks, I think we should cancel bonfire night and remove the two weeks surrounding the fifth from the calendar (with the exception of Halloween).
I can’t prove that Dick Cheney’s death reversed a curse put on America, or broke an evil spell, but Mamdani’s win sure is good evidence.
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I can’t prove that Dick Cheney’s death reversed a curse put on America, or broke an evil spell, but Mamdani’s win sure is good evidence.
Video essay title: “Cat in the hat, longest continuous fourth wall break in history?”
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Video essay title: “Cat in the hat, longest continuous fourth wall break in history?”
As a new Maple Leafs/Blue Jays fan, there’s a stark difference online between a Blue Jays loss and a Maple Leafs anything.
Such positive vibes around the Jays, meanwhile Leafs fans online are trying to set Berube on fire even if the leafs win. I just have fun watching them play regardless 🤷🏻♀️
Such positive vibes around the Jays, meanwhile Leafs fans online are trying to set Berube on fire even if the leafs win. I just have fun watching them play regardless 🤷🏻♀️
October 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
As a new Maple Leafs/Blue Jays fan, there’s a stark difference online between a Blue Jays loss and a Maple Leafs anything.
Such positive vibes around the Jays, meanwhile Leafs fans online are trying to set Berube on fire even if the leafs win. I just have fun watching them play regardless 🤷🏻♀️
Such positive vibes around the Jays, meanwhile Leafs fans online are trying to set Berube on fire even if the leafs win. I just have fun watching them play regardless 🤷🏻♀️
Did my best to avoid my abusive ex for 8 years despite living in the same city. Took a day trip to a different city 2 hours away and saw her at the train station waiting for the same train back home
wtf did I do to anger god today? 🍳💀
wtf did I do to anger god today? 🍳💀
October 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Did my best to avoid my abusive ex for 8 years despite living in the same city. Took a day trip to a different city 2 hours away and saw her at the train station waiting for the same train back home
wtf did I do to anger god today? 🍳💀
wtf did I do to anger god today? 🍳💀
As someone who has always been ambivalent to actively disliking of watching sports - holy shit the NHL is good. Gone from enjoying the Nottingham Panthers game every year on NYE to an active hockey watcher. Go leafs go!
October 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
As someone who has always been ambivalent to actively disliking of watching sports - holy shit the NHL is good. Gone from enjoying the Nottingham Panthers game every year on NYE to an active hockey watcher. Go leafs go!
Petition to rename the Nashville Predators to the Tennessee Pedos
October 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Petition to rename the Nashville Predators to the Tennessee Pedos
Someone needs to tell Microsoft that “sunset coming” isn’t a weather update, it’s just the truth of every day.
October 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Someone needs to tell Microsoft that “sunset coming” isn’t a weather update, it’s just the truth of every day.
I resent being born in 1994. I gained proper consciousness right around the 2008 financial crash, which means my hazy memories of sunlit rooms aren’t just nostalgia goggles - it genuinely was a better time.
My later years can’t live up to the promises of my youth.
My later years can’t live up to the promises of my youth.
October 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I resent being born in 1994. I gained proper consciousness right around the 2008 financial crash, which means my hazy memories of sunlit rooms aren’t just nostalgia goggles - it genuinely was a better time.
My later years can’t live up to the promises of my youth.
My later years can’t live up to the promises of my youth.
Putting aside how much I love Ella/Princess Mia - wtf is that Balenciaga shirt? Are people so devoid of personalities that they need to buy a fake metal/alt band tee from a fashion brand instead of just buying a shirt from a band they kind of like?
October 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Putting aside how much I love Ella/Princess Mia - wtf is that Balenciaga shirt? Are people so devoid of personalities that they need to buy a fake metal/alt band tee from a fashion brand instead of just buying a shirt from a band they kind of like?
Horror/Comedy short film: Surprise Surprise but every wish Cilla Black grants is some monkey paw curse that’s needlessly cruel and over the top.
October 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Horror/Comedy short film: Surprise Surprise but every wish Cilla Black grants is some monkey paw curse that’s needlessly cruel and over the top.
Once more the Green Party is actually convincing me to give money to a political party for the first time in my life with the introduction of legalising weed.
October 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Once more the Green Party is actually convincing me to give money to a political party for the first time in my life with the introduction of legalising weed.
If you use an LLM to engage with your kid, don’t have kids.
If you use an LLM to tell stories, learn to read and visit a book store.
If you use an LLM to do anything that takes shorter or longer than 5 minutes of mild thinking, stop and try to reclaim what makes you a human.
If you use an LLM to tell stories, learn to read and visit a book store.
If you use an LLM to do anything that takes shorter or longer than 5 minutes of mild thinking, stop and try to reclaim what makes you a human.
I spoke to parents who are letting their young kids play with generative AI and tried to sort through some of the questions they have about it.
"I don’t know what this is doing to their brains," one dad told me.
Meanwhile, Sam Altman says, "Kids love ChatGPT on voicemode."
"I don’t know what this is doing to their brains," one dad told me.
Meanwhile, Sam Altman says, "Kids love ChatGPT on voicemode."
‘My son genuinely believed it was real’: Parents are letting little kids play with AI. Are they wrong?
Some believe AI can spark their child’s imagination through personalized stories and generative images. Scientists are wary of its affect on creativity
www.theguardian.com
October 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If you use an LLM to engage with your kid, don’t have kids.
If you use an LLM to tell stories, learn to read and visit a book store.
If you use an LLM to do anything that takes shorter or longer than 5 minutes of mild thinking, stop and try to reclaim what makes you a human.
If you use an LLM to tell stories, learn to read and visit a book store.
If you use an LLM to do anything that takes shorter or longer than 5 minutes of mild thinking, stop and try to reclaim what makes you a human.
That time of year I can change my name on socials to a Batman-themed pun with the excuse of Halloween.
September 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That time of year I can change my name on socials to a Batman-themed pun with the excuse of Halloween.
Wheatus reposted Hasan on TikTok. EVERY DAY THE BASEDNESS OF WHEATUS GROWS STRONGER.
September 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Wheatus reposted Hasan on TikTok. EVERY DAY THE BASEDNESS OF WHEATUS GROWS STRONGER.
Peter Thiel is an anagram of “The Reptile”
September 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Peter Thiel is an anagram of “The Reptile”
How many forms of ID does Starmer want to see before I can flick my bean in peace?
September 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
How many forms of ID does Starmer want to see before I can flick my bean in peace?
It’s the 30 year anniversary since bisexuality was announced. Which of the three bisexual types are you? I’m business goth. I know a few autistic with backpacks too.
September 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
It’s the 30 year anniversary since bisexuality was announced. Which of the three bisexual types are you? I’m business goth. I know a few autistic with backpacks too.
When I was a child I always thought the United Nations Headquarters would be in this glass and steel megastructure floating somewhere in international waters. Turns out it’s, like, 6 blocks from Jimbo’s Hamburger Place.
September 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
When I was a child I always thought the United Nations Headquarters would be in this glass and steel megastructure floating somewhere in international waters. Turns out it’s, like, 6 blocks from Jimbo’s Hamburger Place.