aliceontheissue
aliceontheissue.bsky.social
aliceontheissue
@aliceontheissue.bsky.social
music therapist, social worker. strummer/warbler, grumpy church musician, cat enthusiast, expert parallel parker
I can’t have any water after midnight so of course that’s all I can think about is how thirsty I’ll be
January 28, 2026 at 3:10 AM
hearing my husband laugh at something in his phone but I haven’t sent him any memes or tweets lately
a close up of a man 's face with a serious expression .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a serious expression .
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January 27, 2026 at 1:29 AM
as much as i'd love to have a dog, i have to admit, today in upstate NY is a great day to not have a dog
January 25, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
one of my hobbies is agitating my husband a little before football games by saying "wow I wonder who's gonna win!" just before kickoff, he responds to this with stoic silence
January 25, 2026 at 7:59 PM
whenever my white cat is extra clingy and needy I’m like ok which one of us is either sick or about to have an emotional crashout me or him
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Anytime I go anywhere without my Stanley I become the thirstiest, most parched, dehydrated person
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Remember when tv commercials would use “keywords” to tell you what to search the internet for to find their product or are you guys young
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
my baby reacts to cold water and not a cool crisp diet pepsi, the fridge cigarette of the gods? he's already a square send help
September 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I asked my husband how his favorite football podcasts were going lately in the wake of the team’s recent losses. He’s a Giants fan.

I was wholly unprepared for the twenty minutes of lore and current tea that followed.
September 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Are they going to kick a field goal?”
“Probably, yes and they’re probably going to make it because their kicker is insane.”
“I don’t want that!”
“I DONT WANT IT EITHER ALICE”

matt loves watching football with me
September 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My McDonald’s pickup code was PP90 and I had to say peepee and they misheard me so I had to say it again I will never recover. The person on the other end of the speaker laughed a little. This injustice will not stand
July 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“It’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on business” me to my cat, telling him he cannot eat the plastic tape off of a box
June 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The devil couldn’t find me so he sent this huge white cat
May 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
yes, I have a top notch medical team. Dr Elsey, Dr Teal & Dr Bronner
April 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
me: for the love of god please sit down
leo: i'm more comfortable putting all of my weight between the two thin bones in your forearm thanks though 🥹
April 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
today we opened all the windows and turned fans on and aired the apartment out for like 7 hours and man, what a difference
April 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
all this AND there are no kfc spicy wraps. what just god ?!
April 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
very often lately I am challenged to learn what these signs mean: < and > and I simply can't do it
April 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
sometimes I swear to god I come home lately and even my cats are like ugh time to clock in she’s still a mess
April 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
NOT NOW APPLE
March 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I was like oh these pants are so cute

they’re fucking pajamas
March 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
instagram can miss me with these “running saved my life made me not depressed” post suggestions I promise you no matter how depressed I get it aint happening. instagram, you know my entire life. these feet dont *run*
March 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’m not watching severance or white lotus. I’ll just kinda osmosis(?) it through this horrible wide web like an emotional Napster
March 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM