Eee Tee
@aliceonice.bsky.social
The Gods made me the strongest and most beautiful man
2028 run is so funny. That guy will be dead by February.
December 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
2028 run is so funny. That guy will be dead by February.
Everyone who has kids fucking hates having kids
December 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Everyone who has kids fucking hates having kids
One of my favorite things about moving to Long Island is that I can pretend I have thee accent and nobody knows if I'm fooling
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
One of my favorite things about moving to Long Island is that I can pretend I have thee accent and nobody knows if I'm fooling
I'm in a bad mood after eating the same leftovers for 4 days and nights (too much catering)
December 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'm in a bad mood after eating the same leftovers for 4 days and nights (too much catering)
We'll be having war for Christmas
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We'll be having war for Christmas
Real goofy. Ukraine is also being plundered by nazis from the west. You've been had. Again and again.
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Real goofy. Ukraine is also being plundered by nazis from the west. You've been had. Again and again.
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Can a decent set of New Yorkers rid us of our pathetic, immoral Senators? I will vote for anyone with a pulse and just a bit of decency to see @schumer.senate.gov and @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social removed from office. These two are a stain on our politics.
December 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Can a decent set of New Yorkers rid us of our pathetic, immoral Senators? I will vote for anyone with a pulse and just a bit of decency to see @schumer.senate.gov and @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social removed from office. These two are a stain on our politics.
If my family did a disgusting crime I would send them to jail and hell. Why do you think we won't do the same for a politician on "our side"?
December 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If my family did a disgusting crime I would send them to jail and hell. Why do you think we won't do the same for a politician on "our side"?
Things that were never actually funny: The Honey Badger
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Things that were never actually funny: The Honey Badger
When Bonney said, "Future Where I'm Most Free!" I felt that
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When Bonney said, "Future Where I'm Most Free!" I felt that
Man, I could have told you that I was a good husband until this morning when I slept through my wife's phone calls after she got t-boned by a toothless woman in Mineola 😔
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Man, I could have told you that I was a good husband until this morning when I slept through my wife's phone calls after she got t-boned by a toothless woman in Mineola 😔
Shut up! Shut up! I'm buying the $11 pickles!! I don't care anymore!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Shut up! Shut up! I'm buying the $11 pickles!! I don't care anymore!!!!!
I ain't got no job, I ain't got -- actually I have a ton to do (it's only Wednesday anyway)
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I ain't got no job, I ain't got -- actually I have a ton to do (it's only Wednesday anyway)
The Trump Bible that my cat peed on
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The Trump Bible that my cat peed on
I used to think I wanted to share things with the world, but I don't any longer
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I used to think I wanted to share things with the world, but I don't any longer
Imagine entering someone's home and finding out they don't own a crystal ball 😭
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Imagine entering someone's home and finding out they don't own a crystal ball 😭
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
Anyway, Sky Mall is very lol
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Anyway, Sky Mall is very lol
Clowns deserve better. Stop comparing them to idiots and fools.
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Clowns deserve better. Stop comparing them to idiots and fools.
Videos on Bluesky are bullshit. I can't get anything to play for more than 30 seconds without buffering.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Videos on Bluesky are bullshit. I can't get anything to play for more than 30 seconds without buffering.
Sunday School Pastor: ... and Jesus rode what animal into Jerusalem?
Me (trying to be antagonistic): a donkey
Pastor: that's correct!
Me (trying to be antagonistic): a donkey
Pastor: that's correct!
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sunday School Pastor: ... and Jesus rode what animal into Jerusalem?
Me (trying to be antagonistic): a donkey
Pastor: that's correct!
Me (trying to be antagonistic): a donkey
Pastor: that's correct!