Ali Cornetti
@alic0rn.bsky.social
I like burlesque, drag kings, cosplay, baking, fuzzy animals, nerdery.
Found this lil dude in my bathroom. “Listen, I know I’m big and scary, but there are three predators in this house and I promise I’m not one of them. I’m trying to help, don’t run!”
August 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Found this lil dude in my bathroom. “Listen, I know I’m big and scary, but there are three predators in this house and I promise I’m not one of them. I’m trying to help, don’t run!”
That cosplay phenomenon where you keep going back to the hardware store for bits and bobs, and split your visits between two locations so you don’t look QUITE so crazy (having very recognizable purple hair can be awkward sometimes) 🫣
July 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
That cosplay phenomenon where you keep going back to the hardware store for bits and bobs, and split your visits between two locations so you don’t look QUITE so crazy (having very recognizable purple hair can be awkward sometimes) 🫣
Graphite powder rubbed to a sheen looks cooler than it has any right to, for something so simple.
July 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Graphite powder rubbed to a sheen looks cooler than it has any right to, for something so simple.
When you’re the storage place for all the Rocky Horror prop pack supplies…😂
June 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When you’re the storage place for all the Rocky Horror prop pack supplies…😂
Omg adorable!
I LOVED the first episode of King of Drag, I loved all these kings, AND WHY DID ONE HAVE TO LEAVE CAN'T WE KEEP THEM ALL??? I want to draw more of them like, better, later.
June 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Omg adorable!
TFW you dye some silks and almost perfectly match it to the colors of the bi flag *chef kiss*
May 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
TFW you dye some silks and almost perfectly match it to the colors of the bi flag *chef kiss*
Fanfic writers, I’m gonna need y’all to remember that planets are round. When making an interplanetary call, it is not “the middle of the night on [planet]” because it’s A WHOLE DAMN PLANET, only half of it is experiencing night. Bugs the hell out of me and it’s so common 😩
May 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Fanfic writers, I’m gonna need y’all to remember that planets are round. When making an interplanetary call, it is not “the middle of the night on [planet]” because it’s A WHOLE DAMN PLANET, only half of it is experiencing night. Bugs the hell out of me and it’s so common 😩
Ugh, the worst thing about working on a project where I’m dyeing leather is that I have to impatiently wait for shit to dry before I can move on to next steps.
May 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ugh, the worst thing about working on a project where I’m dyeing leather is that I have to impatiently wait for shit to dry before I can move on to next steps.
Tango was big mad that my lap was in use by Mamacat, so he jumped up there anyway despite the lack of space. Goober!
May 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Tango was big mad that my lap was in use by Mamacat, so he jumped up there anyway despite the lack of space. Goober!
Am I cool yet? I feel very cool.
May 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Am I cool yet? I feel very cool.
Working from home is excellent when you’ve got all sorts of costume supplies shipping in, no worry about porch pirates. The problem is where to put it while waiting to get to that part of the project! My craft room is piled with leather, cardboard and plastic sheets 😂
May 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Working from home is excellent when you’ve got all sorts of costume supplies shipping in, no worry about porch pirates. The problem is where to put it while waiting to get to that part of the project! My craft room is piled with leather, cardboard and plastic sheets 😂
Know what’s good and makes you happy in your heart? When you see your cat walking past so you say their name, and they turn to come say hi and put their tail straight up in the air. 10/10 excellent cat behavior ❤️
April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Know what’s good and makes you happy in your heart? When you see your cat walking past so you say their name, and they turn to come say hi and put their tail straight up in the air. 10/10 excellent cat behavior ❤️
I got a takoyaki pan :3
April 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I got a takoyaki pan :3
When the right-hand kitty purposefully curls up next to his Arch Nemesis (or, well, the youngster who always tries to play with his grumpy middle-aged ass), my heart just melts.
February 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
When the right-hand kitty purposefully curls up next to his Arch Nemesis (or, well, the youngster who always tries to play with his grumpy middle-aged ass), my heart just melts.
When your mom brings you a popsicle at 3:30am because you’re miserable post-chemo, that’s true love ❤️ (clarification, I had the popsicles, I just couldn’t go all the way across my own house to get one…now she’s making me chicken broth 🥰)
January 31, 2025 at 10:02 AM
When your mom brings you a popsicle at 3:30am because you’re miserable post-chemo, that’s true love ❤️ (clarification, I had the popsicles, I just couldn’t go all the way across my own house to get one…now she’s making me chicken broth 🥰)
My most excellent kitchen decor (cameos from Koko’s memorial and a bunch of pothos cuttings I keep multiplying)
January 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My most excellent kitchen decor (cameos from Koko’s memorial and a bunch of pothos cuttings I keep multiplying)
The biscuit shop is open, now taking orders!
January 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The biscuit shop is open, now taking orders!
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I understand that ChatGPT is down and fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by Coke Zero and snacks
January 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I understand that ChatGPT is down and fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by Coke Zero and snacks
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I've heard many times that Trump is a poor man's idea of what a rich man is. I'd like to add that the "broligarchy" billionaires are a stupid man's idea of what a smart person is. It really makes their camaraderie make sense, doesn't it?
January 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I've heard many times that Trump is a poor man's idea of what a rich man is. I'd like to add that the "broligarchy" billionaires are a stupid man's idea of what a smart person is. It really makes their camaraderie make sense, doesn't it?
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Gentle reminder that you can log off today and exercise, volunteer, play video games, run errands, crochet, bake banana bread, see a friend, binge any TV show, play with your baseball cards, tidy your junk drawer(s), bury yourself in work, whatever you need to do to protect your peace. ❤️
January 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Gentle reminder that you can log off today and exercise, volunteer, play video games, run errands, crochet, bake banana bread, see a friend, binge any TV show, play with your baseball cards, tidy your junk drawer(s), bury yourself in work, whatever you need to do to protect your peace. ❤️
My cats are FASCINATED by the pieces of leather I have all over the craft room. Do they think it still smells like an animal after all the processing?
January 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My cats are FASCINATED by the pieces of leather I have all over the craft room. Do they think it still smells like an animal after all the processing?
Fondly remembering that time I went to bring the trash bin up from the curb, glanced inside to make sure they actually came that day, and found $20 and a bag of dog poop. (I washed the $20, but kept it as rightful payment for the dog walker discarding their poop in my bin.)
January 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Fondly remembering that time I went to bring the trash bin up from the curb, glanced inside to make sure they actually came that day, and found $20 and a bag of dog poop. (I washed the $20, but kept it as rightful payment for the dog walker discarding their poop in my bin.)
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Here is my strongest personal belief: the worst animal is better than the best human.
January 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Here is my strongest personal belief: the worst animal is better than the best human.
I made gaiters, they’re very sexy (or at least, they will be once my zippers arrive and I can finish them up).
January 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I made gaiters, they’re very sexy (or at least, they will be once my zippers arrive and I can finish them up).
Am I posting on here? Maybe yes, maybe I’ll forget it exists like I did with Instagram. Here I am with my nerdy bullshit :3
January 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Am I posting on here? Maybe yes, maybe I’ll forget it exists like I did with Instagram. Here I am with my nerdy bullshit :3