Alex Hoffman
@alexthoffman.bsky.social
🎨I’m a cartoonist with a comic strip called Tales of Absurdity. I’m also playing with animation. Let’s tell some jokes and discuss obscure pop songs! Links to stuff: alexthoffman.com/links
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First time ghost? 👻 Here’s lesson 1!
Here’s another short #animation of an old Tales of Absurdity comic made in #ProcreateDreams! Happy Haunting! 🪦
Here’s another short #animation of an old Tales of Absurdity comic made in #ProcreateDreams! Happy Haunting! 🪦
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Season 3 of Impeachment just dropped.
January 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Season 3 of Impeachment just dropped.
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"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
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My Dad is Dracula (and Got Swole) 💪
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My Dad is Dracula (and Got Swole) 💪
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ok now I need to see the rest of it, does it just keep going on like this down the rest of the gallery? at what point does it transition from his screeds to wikipedia boilerplate? or did they have ChatGPT fill out the rest and do Trump-talk trashing Martin Van Buren’s handling of the Panic of 1837?
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
ok now I need to see the rest of it, does it just keep going on like this down the rest of the gallery? at what point does it transition from his screeds to wikipedia boilerplate? or did they have ChatGPT fill out the rest and do Trump-talk trashing Martin Van Buren’s handling of the Panic of 1837?
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December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Listen Ana! The @tmbgofficial collabo t-shirt sold out fast but you can pre-order here with new ones s'posed be shipping out later this week! tmbgshop.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Listen Ana! The @tmbgofficial collabo t-shirt sold out fast but you can pre-order here with new ones s'posed be shipping out later this week! tmbgshop.com
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'Tis the season for Ninja Sloth
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
'Tis the season for Ninja Sloth
My music tastes are so old that my Spotify Wrapped told me to get off its lawn.
a man playing a guitar in front of a microphone with the words " every word means no " above him
ALT: a man playing a guitar in front of a microphone with the words " every word means no " above him
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My music tastes are so old that my Spotify Wrapped told me to get off its lawn.
If you see this, post a Spider-Man
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If you see this, post a Spider-Man
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My multi-writer blog whenfallsthecoliseum.com is seeking writers.
Details on the submissions page: whenfallsthecoliseum.com/submissions/
Details on the submissions page: whenfallsthecoliseum.com/submissions/
When Falls the Coliseum
a journal of American culture (or lack thereof)
whenfallsthecoliseum.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
My multi-writer blog whenfallsthecoliseum.com is seeking writers.
Details on the submissions page: whenfallsthecoliseum.com/submissions/
Details on the submissions page: whenfallsthecoliseum.com/submissions/
Happy #cybermonday! Happy shopping and don’t forget your little robot friends on their special day! Judgment (of you forgetting to celebrate) Day is inevitable.
#comics #artskies #webcomic
#comics #artskies #webcomic
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Happy #cybermonday! Happy shopping and don’t forget your little robot friends on their special day! Judgment (of you forgetting to celebrate) Day is inevitable.
#comics #artskies #webcomic
#comics #artskies #webcomic
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What if we spliced the genes of Jack Black and Jack White together? Would they become Jack Grey?
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What if we spliced the genes of Jack Black and Jack White together? Would they become Jack Grey?
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once
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I don’t usually share Black Friday deals because I’m not a yankee capitalist slave to Mammon but, Hocus Pocus is going cheap and I think it’s both A) normally a touch too expensive and B) occasionally needs a push since you can’t get it in bookshops.
www.vanishingincmagic.com/ebooks/hocus...
www.vanishingincmagic.com/ebooks/hocus...
Hocus Pocus
Professor Richard Wiseman welcomes you into a totally new world unlike anything else the magic community has ever seen with Hocus Pocus.
This...
www.vanishingincmagic.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I don’t usually share Black Friday deals because I’m not a yankee capitalist slave to Mammon but, Hocus Pocus is going cheap and I think it’s both A) normally a touch too expensive and B) occasionally needs a push since you can’t get it in bookshops.
www.vanishingincmagic.com/ebooks/hocus...
www.vanishingincmagic.com/ebooks/hocus...
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Video games can teach us a lot of things. Such as, you see a mushroom, definitely eat it without question.
UPDATE: Just back from the E.R., Videos may have lied to me…
UPDATE: Just back from the E.R., Videos may have lied to me…
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Video games can teach us a lot of things. Such as, you see a mushroom, definitely eat it without question.
UPDATE: Just back from the E.R., Videos may have lied to me…
UPDATE: Just back from the E.R., Videos may have lied to me…
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A comic about posture...
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A comic about posture...
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*Record scratch freeze frame*
Michael Stipe: Yeah, that's me in the corner…
Michael Stipe: Yeah, that's me in the corner…
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
*Record scratch freeze frame*
Michael Stipe: Yeah, that's me in the corner…
Michael Stipe: Yeah, that's me in the corner…
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I'm feeling down, ever since my feather pillow exploded.
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I'm feeling down, ever since my feather pillow exploded.
If you see this post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If you see this post a bird
Jangle Pop is my favorite music genre. I’m still amazed when I stumble upon something I’ve never heard of before. Today I stumbled upon 2 Pound Planet and could hear a Mitch Easter influence and lo and behold it’s a Winston-Salem band produced by Easter. Such great stuff!
youtu.be/__cSVVLyni4?...
youtu.be/__cSVVLyni4?...
Two Pound Planet - One Time
YouTube video by Gerald Finley
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Jangle Pop is my favorite music genre. I’m still amazed when I stumble upon something I’ve never heard of before. Today I stumbled upon 2 Pound Planet and could hear a Mitch Easter influence and lo and behold it’s a Winston-Salem band produced by Easter. Such great stuff!
youtu.be/__cSVVLyni4?...
youtu.be/__cSVVLyni4?...
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The Spy Who Killed Me, Then Resurrected Me
If they kill him again the next James Bond movie can be called You Only Live Thrice
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The Spy Who Killed Me, Then Resurrected Me
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If they kill him again the next James Bond movie can be called You Only Live Thrice
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
If they kill him again the next James Bond movie can be called You Only Live Thrice
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The name is Zombie. James Zombie.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
The name is Zombie. James Zombie.