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Alex Pacín
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I just want everyone to have a good time.

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Tigres playing in Hamilton, Canada in February. Gridiron lines on the field, snow piled up behind the ad boards. Balaclavas abound.

CONCACAFarific
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Me, recovering from these same two injuries at this very moment.
February 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
It’s great when parents raise their kids bilingual
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Metro Atlanta 🇨🇺 RealFeel ™️ weather forecast (as per my brother):
January 31, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The streets won’t forget. #ATLUTD
January 31, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I can believe it, but A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is excellent so far. Very different vibe than the other series. Tight focus, small story, likable characters.
January 30, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Space coyote?
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 AM
This guy
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Accidental dry January stinks.
January 23, 2026 at 12:37 PM
When your knee doesn’t work, getting in and out of the tub becomes a high stakes pommel horse routine.
January 14, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Has anyone ever received the incredible gift of a cadaver tendon for an ACL replacement and if so, is there a concern about haunting, possession, and/or psychosis? Need to know what to prepare for.
January 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Puedes creer que no
January 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Reposted by Alex Pacín
‘Cancel’ comes from a Latin word meaning “to make like a lattice.”

When people needed to annul or void a document, they sometimes would mark it with crosshatches

XXXXX

which resembled a lattice.

So the document became ‘canceled.’

...we hope this post doesn’t get us that.
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Clearly NO ONE wants to work today
January 1, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Let’s go.
January 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
12 grapes is too many grapes.
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Confession time: I, a man pushing 50, just watched Die Hard for the very first time.
December 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
TIL that the fun tradition/anxiety-inducing holiday horror that is ‘Elf on the Shelf’ was created by a set of twin sisters in Marietta, Georgia 20 years ago.

All this time, while we went about our daily lives carefree and ignorant, the spawn point festered right under our noses.
December 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Reposted by Alex Pacín
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Becks has gone full Miami giving besitos to all the boys as they march by.
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
He should also remember to consult a doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours.
Don Garber’s plans tonight: weep tears of joy and Scrooge McDuck through some piles of bills
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Big week for Marc Anthony: freezing at the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting on Wednesday, sweating presenting MLS Cup in Miami on Saturday.
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Brunoooo 🪄 🎩
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
FROM THE PRODUCERS WHO BROUGHT YOU THE LAST BLOCKBUSTER PROBLEMATIC WORLD CUP, PREPARE TO BE TERRIFIED, TITILLATED, AND TARIFFED...
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Basically, the original boy band formula: you’ve got the cute one, the hot one, the bad boy, the kinky one, the…
Rudolph gets all the love, so let’s talk about the names of Santa’s other reindeer.

dasher | noun | one that dashes
dancer | noun | one that dances
prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner

Ok, those three are easy to understand.

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December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM