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Alex 🌱
@alexmozie.com
Lvl. 29
they / she
New England
not Greg Biffle :( RIP
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
look in cats food bowl.
tater tot
where he get that?
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
no better feeling than not skating for 11 years, eventually saying fuckit and ordering a board, and going into the driveway confirming I can still push wood after all this time :D
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I hypothesize that there is a correlation between childhood family wealth levels and the decision to cut your sandwich in rectangles vs. triangles, my sole piece of evidence being that my slightly more well-off partner prefers triangle cut, and I prefer rectangles.
September 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
celebs doing that whole "dying in threes" thing again
July 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
starlink sats have ruined the night sky for me, hate those things. I know they need to stay low for the tech to work but ugh filling up low earth orbit was a mistake.
April 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I don't think anything can piss me off more than War Thunder. Fuck that game. Every time I play it I want to kill myself.
February 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I smoke a lot of weed so I don't often have dreams, but I've been sick all week and not smoking so I've been having the most batshit insane dreams of my life. Last night I was the lone survivor of a plane crashing directly into a terminal at LAX, and climbed out of the wreckage right into my taxi.
February 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I don't have the most positive opinion on the US military or Tom Cruise, but damnit, Top Gun Maverick is an incredible movie. Seen it like 5 times now and know exactly what's gonna happen next, and it still has me on the edge of my seat.
February 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
TOO MANY PLANE CRASHES!
February 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Too many plane crashes...
January 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
As if 2025 couldn't get any weirder, there was just a magnitude 3.9/4.1 (depending on what source you use) earthquake in Maine, wtf
January 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
To the Audi who saw me taking a racing line on the on-ramp to the turnpike and pulled up next to me for a drag race, I'm sorry you thought the wheelchair mobility van would be slow. Turns out stripping 95% of the interior does a lot for power to weight ratios and lets the 3.5L V6 shine!
January 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
what the fuck is a january
January 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I thought the NJ drone stuff was just a bunch of mumbo jumbo til I looked up while in my backyard tonight and saw this! And the worst part, I live near a major airport, we need to get these alien drones out of our airspace ASAP!!!
December 18, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Delta Force is pretty fun. The extraction mode anyways, "Battlefield" mode is ass honestly
December 9, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Am I going crazy or is this place already starting to become infested with reply bots and other unsavory accounts? A couple days ago everything seemed fine but today my discover page is looking almost indistinguishable from the other place in terms of post quality... at least no ads still
November 24, 2024 at 8:38 PM
> order 6 monster drinks on instacart that come out to $30 after fees etc
> shopper replaces with one (1) six-pack of the smaller monsters
> get charged for six (6) six-packs in ADDITION to the 6 i ordered and didn't receive
> $30 order suddenly becomes $95

Yaaaaaay...
November 21, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Bsky servers holding on for dear life 👀
November 18, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Sounds like things are going pretty bad over on the other site lol, glad I jumped ship when I did. Not that I was very active over there in the last few years anyways, but still. I'll probably become more active on Bluesky as more people I follow on other platforms show up here!
November 12, 2024 at 10:21 PM
The Onion is supposed to be satire. But this is nothing but straight up facts. We fucked ourselves. America is tearing itself apart from within.
America Defeats America
theonion.com/america-defe...
November 6, 2024 at 9:42 PM
welp
November 6, 2024 at 8:42 AM
After lurking this site for a while the vibes seem pretty damn good, I might actually start following some accounts and participate in the community soon. Just hope this place stays chill and succeeds. If they can figure out a sustainability plan that doesn't take advantage of us it has potential!
October 22, 2024 at 2:40 AM