another shooting the next block over from my place. i'm watching great british bake off.
October 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
another shooting the next block over from my place. i'm watching great british bake off.
i got a job offer, so i guess i won't be unemployed. i failed every technical question they asked but at least i'm funny, nice, and professional so they hired me anyway 🤣
October 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i got a job offer, so i guess i won't be unemployed. i failed every technical question they asked but at least i'm funny, nice, and professional so they hired me anyway 🤣
would kill for a real burrito rn
October 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
would kill for a real burrito rn
i talk a lot and have internalized shame about it, but my gf has very bad social anxiety and went to an event without me and wished i had been there to yap. ❤️ something that others hate about me she loves so much.
September 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i talk a lot and have internalized shame about it, but my gf has very bad social anxiety and went to an event without me and wished i had been there to yap. ❤️ something that others hate about me she loves so much.
the job that laid me off is going to be very chill for our final month.
i think the next few months are going to be very restful for me. this layoff process has been killing me, but this will help me focus on my own health over a job that doesn't even pay me 50k.
i think the next few months are going to be very restful for me. this layoff process has been killing me, but this will help me focus on my own health over a job that doesn't even pay me 50k.
September 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
the job that laid me off is going to be very chill for our final month.
i think the next few months are going to be very restful for me. this layoff process has been killing me, but this will help me focus on my own health over a job that doesn't even pay me 50k.
i think the next few months are going to be very restful for me. this layoff process has been killing me, but this will help me focus on my own health over a job that doesn't even pay me 50k.
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While Elon Musk prepares to sue Apple because he says it’s impossible to get Grok to #1 on the App Store, here’s a picture of me with @bobabria.bsky.social, the sole developer of the app that hit #1 on the App Store yesterday.
August 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
While Elon Musk prepares to sue Apple because he says it’s impossible to get Grok to #1 on the App Store, here’s a picture of me with @bobabria.bsky.social, the sole developer of the app that hit #1 on the App Store yesterday.
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the main thing that keeps me going are 2 tv shows that season's ended on major cliffhangers and i NEED to know how their stories end.
like please god let me see these gay men kiss 1 more time before we finish desending into f@cism.
like please god let me see these gay men kiss 1 more time before we finish desending into f@cism.
August 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
the main thing that keeps me going are 2 tv shows that season's ended on major cliffhangers and i NEED to know how their stories end.
like please god let me see these gay men kiss 1 more time before we finish desending into f@cism.
like please god let me see these gay men kiss 1 more time before we finish desending into f@cism.
I had never even heard of voluntary separation programs until this year
August 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I had never even heard of voluntary separation programs until this year
cried all weekend. got perscribed adderall for the first time. gonna cut off all my hair this week. still working at my job that laid off my entire department. not one interview in weeks. looking at flights to guatemala.
crash out impending or currently crashing out?
crash out impending or currently crashing out?
August 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
cried all weekend. got perscribed adderall for the first time. gonna cut off all my hair this week. still working at my job that laid off my entire department. not one interview in weeks. looking at flights to guatemala.
crash out impending or currently crashing out?
crash out impending or currently crashing out?
I've become one of those people you only see if you have a Google Calendar and actually follow through with planned meet-ups. my spontaneous life does not exist anymore.
July 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I've become one of those people you only see if you have a Google Calendar and actually follow through with planned meet-ups. my spontaneous life does not exist anymore.
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Odd how, if you train an AI to not be “woke”, it becomes bigoted. 🤔🤔🤔
July 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Odd how, if you train an AI to not be “woke”, it becomes bigoted. 🤔🤔🤔
being in the office is so boring!! i am so bored i could cry.
June 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
being in the office is so boring!! i am so bored i could cry.
it's crazy we are about to have a repeat of the 2020 protests here in philly this weekend and i fly out Friday night to Europe 😅
June 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
it's crazy we are about to have a repeat of the 2020 protests here in philly this weekend and i fly out Friday night to Europe 😅
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if i could blow up every subwoofer within a 2 mile radius of my house i would
May 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
if i could blow up every subwoofer within a 2 mile radius of my house i would
i like Jeff Goldstein but for some reason I don't think he is very funny, but anyone who can do a good impression of Jeff Goldstein is always absolutely hilarious
May 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i like Jeff Goldstein but for some reason I don't think he is very funny, but anyone who can do a good impression of Jeff Goldstein is always absolutely hilarious
as if american christian nationalists weren't unbearable enough
May 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
as if american christian nationalists weren't unbearable enough
i keep buying things that have apps that connect via bluetooth. can the government hear me through my Smart Humidifier?
May 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i keep buying things that have apps that connect via bluetooth. can the government hear me through my Smart Humidifier?
being the "easy kid" is so much fun. i love never hearing from my family.
April 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
being the "easy kid" is so much fun. i love never hearing from my family.
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he’s right and he’s right to say it
April 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
he’s right and he’s right to say it
Monogamous people are so obsessed with polyamorous people. It's giving the same energy as republicans who are obsessed with trans people.
March 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Monogamous people are so obsessed with polyamorous people. It's giving the same energy as republicans who are obsessed with trans people.
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people on the bus started talking and yelling again. the weather gets a little warmer and people are getting out of their depression and i hate it. quiet! shush! it's so overstimulating.
March 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
people on the bus started talking and yelling again. the weather gets a little warmer and people are getting out of their depression and i hate it. quiet! shush! it's so overstimulating.
going to San Diego, Mexico, Atlanta, Alabama, and Italy in the next 4 months! i miss my quiet winter already.
March 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
going to San Diego, Mexico, Atlanta, Alabama, and Italy in the next 4 months! i miss my quiet winter already.