Alex
@alexanderrthegreat.bsky.social
27 | FTM | local ham dad | a compelling case for Ritalin | Jiu Jitsu one-stripe white belt
the way a hot shower can cure all of my sins from a night out is astounding
June 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
the way a hot shower can cure all of my sins from a night out is astounding
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“Professors are brainwashing students to believe far left ideology” bestie i purposefully keep my own ideology out of class. My students, on the other hand, have independently decided that Ronald Reagan is in hell.
March 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“Professors are brainwashing students to believe far left ideology” bestie i purposefully keep my own ideology out of class. My students, on the other hand, have independently decided that Ronald Reagan is in hell.
NYT Spelling Bee is dead to me. What do you mean “zoonotic” isn’t a word? Do I have to buy this incest a dictionary?
April 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My fiancee tonight: "I would be a horrible mom to the Eraserhead baby. I would smother the Eraserhead baby"
March 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My fiancee tonight: "I would be a horrible mom to the Eraserhead baby. I would smother the Eraserhead baby"
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a priest, a rabbi, and their dad walk into a bar. they fuck in the bathroom without a condom
March 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
a priest, a rabbi, and their dad walk into a bar. they fuck in the bathroom without a condom
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can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
March 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
I may be a trans man but the only thing I use my school's single use gender neutral restrooms for is taking massive, caffeine induced dumps in peace and quiet
February 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I may be a trans man but the only thing I use my school's single use gender neutral restrooms for is taking massive, caffeine induced dumps in peace and quiet
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it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit
Incredible: Russ Vought’s daughter has cystic fibrosis and benefits from a “miracle drug” made possible by the National Institutes of Health—an agency Vought now aims to gut as part of the Project 2025 attack www.motherjones.com/politics/202... Scoop from @motherjones.com’s @metrauxjulia.bsky.social
Project 2025 is gutting medical funding that helped Russell Vought's own kid
Its architect's daughter has cystic fibrosis—and benefits from a "miracle drug" backed by an agency he's attacking.
www.motherjones.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit
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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
"I think a Boston-style fight is just domestic violence" -- my fiancee tonight
January 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"I think a Boston-style fight is just domestic violence" -- my fiancee tonight
Dressed like an Eddie Bauer/REI wet dream today
January 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Dressed like an Eddie Bauer/REI wet dream today
So anyway I've been able to taper off my antidepressant since starting T but my therapist and I came to a realization that I may have been misdiagnosed and had ADHD instead of anxiety this whole time and nothing exemplifies this more than these texts between Meg and I
January 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
So anyway I've been able to taper off my antidepressant since starting T but my therapist and I came to a realization that I may have been misdiagnosed and had ADHD instead of anxiety this whole time and nothing exemplifies this more than these texts between Meg and I
Meg has pulled out Moby Dick for the second time in a month to read to me from it
January 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Meg has pulled out Moby Dick for the second time in a month to read to me from it
Got food poisoning in Mexico and have had no less than 5 digestive emergencies in the last 24 hours
January 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Got food poisoning in Mexico and have had no less than 5 digestive emergencies in the last 24 hours
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im glad to see the army is starting to punish cadets for being circumcised. i was circumcised long ago during a moment of weakness (infancy)
December 29, 2024 at 9:32 PM
im glad to see the army is starting to punish cadets for being circumcised. i was circumcised long ago during a moment of weakness (infancy)
To anyone considering law school: don't 😊
December 18, 2024 at 2:54 AM
To anyone considering law school: don't 😊
Whoever let me go to law school: this sucks so bad lmfao
December 17, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Whoever let me go to law school: this sucks so bad lmfao
My university notoriously has a high vehicle break in rate and I just laugh knowing no one is going to break into my 2013 Impreza cause all they'll find are an absurd amount of adult diapers, dog hair, and cans of wet food I keep on me for any strays I find
December 16, 2024 at 3:37 PM
My university notoriously has a high vehicle break in rate and I just laugh knowing no one is going to break into my 2013 Impreza cause all they'll find are an absurd amount of adult diapers, dog hair, and cans of wet food I keep on me for any strays I find
If I get one more job rejection I am going to crash out I swear
December 13, 2024 at 12:10 AM
If I get one more job rejection I am going to crash out I swear
Listening to This Podcast Will Kill You and their intro to the scarlet fever episode made me stop and cry I am UPSET
December 10, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Listening to This Podcast Will Kill You and their intro to the scarlet fever episode made me stop and cry I am UPSET
It's law school exam szn which means I will be drinking so much coffee and energy drinks that I will be spending an equal amount of time in the bathroom as I will studying
December 9, 2024 at 4:29 PM
It's law school exam szn which means I will be drinking so much coffee and energy drinks that I will be spending an equal amount of time in the bathroom as I will studying
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