Amy 🎨🎃🐈⬛🐕🏒🍂
@alemke.bsky.social
Former child. I like art, animals, hockey (Detroit Redwings #LGRW), holidays, guitar driven rock music, stuff from the 80’s and 90's, and naps.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈⬛🐕🏒🍂
@alemke.bsky.social
· Jan 9
I am a reasonably intelligent adult woman. I've gained wisdom through the life lessons I've experienced. I'm responsible and can conduct myself in a respectful and professional manner when circumstances require it. But I will never, NEVER stop laughing at fart and penis jokes.
Sure, that sounds nice.
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Sure, that sounds nice.
Being able to have the windows open in February is awesome.
February 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Being able to have the windows open in February is awesome.
Happy Valentine's Day 💗
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Happy Valentine's Day 💗
But I don't have anything at home and I'm too tired to go anywhere.
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
But I don't have anything at home and I'm too tired to go anywhere.
If any of you will be attending a Superb Owl party tonight, I hope your get the chance to touch it's little beak.
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
If any of you will be attending a Superb Owl party tonight, I hope your get the chance to touch it's little beak.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
February 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
I need to get me a man who would buy me this for Valentine's Day.
February 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I need to get me a man who would buy me this for Valentine's Day.
I used to have this shirt. I really wish I knew what happened to it.
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I used to have this shirt. I really wish I knew what happened to it.
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
This is who runs this account
Just left my house and didn't see my shadow. Six weeks until spring!
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Just left my house and didn't see my shadow. Six weeks until spring!
Cold, dark winter mornings are the worst.
February 2, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Cold, dark winter mornings are the worst.
Little adventures make life so much more fun!
February 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Little adventures make life so much more fun!
Five jobs I've had:
- Restaurant Hostess
- Baby casket factory worker (yes, seriously)
- Marketing Coordinator
- Vet clinic receptionist
- Print shop customer service
None of these are what I do now.
- Restaurant Hostess
- Baby casket factory worker (yes, seriously)
- Marketing Coordinator
- Vet clinic receptionist
- Print shop customer service
None of these are what I do now.
Five jobs I’ve had:
-Night Stock Crew Grocery/Frozen
-Drug/GM Asst. Manager Kroger
-3rd Shift Solo Print Clerk Kinkos
-Tape Librarian/COp Lvl3
-Team Lead Print/Mail Facility SSA
-Night Stock Crew Grocery/Frozen
-Drug/GM Asst. Manager Kroger
-3rd Shift Solo Print Clerk Kinkos
-Tape Librarian/COp Lvl3
-Team Lead Print/Mail Facility SSA
Five jobs I’ve had:
-Bartender/server
-Comic shop nerd
-Writer
-Training specialist
-Wrestling ring crew
-Bartender/server
-Comic shop nerd
-Writer
-Training specialist
-Wrestling ring crew
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Five jobs I've had:
- Restaurant Hostess
- Baby casket factory worker (yes, seriously)
- Marketing Coordinator
- Vet clinic receptionist
- Print shop customer service
None of these are what I do now.
- Restaurant Hostess
- Baby casket factory worker (yes, seriously)
- Marketing Coordinator
- Vet clinic receptionist
- Print shop customer service
None of these are what I do now.
Raise a glass of Herb Ertlinger wine.
Thank you for the laughs Catherine. ❤️
Thank you for the laughs Catherine. ❤️
January 30, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Raise a glass of Herb Ertlinger wine.
Thank you for the laughs Catherine. ❤️
Thank you for the laughs Catherine. ❤️
To battle the January cold, share a summer movie! ☀️👙🏖
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 PM
To battle the January cold, share a summer movie! ☀️👙🏖
Quote post a GIF with a clue of where you're from
January 23, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Quote post a GIF with a clue of where you're from
Good day to stay inside.
January 23, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Good day to stay inside.
However, I have a friend who lost half of one of her fingers to a dog she tried to pet, so I should probably be more careful.
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
However, I have a friend who lost half of one of her fingers to a dog she tried to pet, so I should probably be more careful.
I know that by engaging, I proved that my phone number is valid. But it's fun to mess with scammers.
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January 21, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I know that by engaging, I proved that my phone number is valid. But it's fun to mess with scammers.
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ALL THE TIME!
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
ALL THE TIME!
I'm curious how many of my friends here on Bluesky know each other in real life. Personally, either nobody I actually know is here, or if they are, I'm not aware of it. TBH, I kind of like it that way.
January 18, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I'm curious how many of my friends here on Bluesky know each other in real life. Personally, either nobody I actually know is here, or if they are, I'm not aware of it. TBH, I kind of like it that way.
I'm pretty meh about kids, but my Instagram algorithm has brought me reels of 2 and 3 year olds playing hockey, and it's insanely adorable.
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I'm pretty meh about kids, but my Instagram algorithm has brought me reels of 2 and 3 year olds playing hockey, and it's insanely adorable.