Amy 🎨🎃🐈⬛🐕🏒🍂
@alemke.bsky.social
Hey, I'm Amy! I like art, animals, hockey (Detroit Redwings #LGRW), holidays, guitar driven rock music, stuff from the 80’s and 90's, and naps.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈⬛🐕🏒🍂
@alemke.bsky.social
· Jan 9
I am a reasonably intelligent adult woman. I've gained wisdom through the life lessons I've experienced. I'm responsible and can conduct myself in a respectful and professional manner when circumstances require it. But I will never, NEVER stop laughing at fart and penis jokes.
I've been dying my hair since I was 16. After spending the past few years blonde-ish, I decided to go back to brown, which is somewhere in the realm of my natural color. It turned out... dark. I know from experience it will fade over the next few days. But right now I'm calling it goose shit brown.
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I've been dying my hair since I was 16. After spending the past few years blonde-ish, I decided to go back to brown, which is somewhere in the realm of my natural color. It turned out... dark. I know from experience it will fade over the next few days. But right now I'm calling it goose shit brown.
What fiction creature/vilian traumatized you as a child?
Two for me (2nd one in comments)
Two for me (2nd one in comments)
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What fiction creature/vilian traumatized you as a child?
Two for me (2nd one in comments)
Two for me (2nd one in comments)
Got some good news at our biannual board meeting on Friday. The board approved a promotion for me! They haven't decided on my new title yet, but I was assured it will come with an increase in pay.
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Got some good news at our biannual board meeting on Friday. The board approved a promotion for me! They haven't decided on my new title yet, but I was assured it will come with an increase in pay.
This afternoon's background music while working on art.
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This afternoon's background music while working on art.
I'm a talkative person. But I've almost completely lost the ability to talk from what is a VERY mild cold (not that I'm complaining about the fact that it's mild). Oh, and I'm supposed to give a report at a board meeting at work tomorrow.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'm a talkative person. But I've almost completely lost the ability to talk from what is a VERY mild cold (not that I'm complaining about the fact that it's mild). Oh, and I'm supposed to give a report at a board meeting at work tomorrow.
Inconsistency alert! Stranger Things Season 5 is set in November 1987. Paula Abdul's first single (Straight Up) was released in 1988. Nobody watching this commercial in 1987 would have known who she was.
youtu.be/zhgJ30raxhk?...
youtu.be/zhgJ30raxhk?...
Doritos Telethon For Hawkins - Stranger Things 5
YouTube video by Doritos
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November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Inconsistency alert! Stranger Things Season 5 is set in November 1987. Paula Abdul's first single (Straight Up) was released in 1988. Nobody watching this commercial in 1987 would have known who she was.
youtu.be/zhgJ30raxhk?...
youtu.be/zhgJ30raxhk?...
Forgot to share the spooky dirt cake cups I made to take to work on Halloween. I'm kind of sad that I only ate one myself.
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Forgot to share the spooky dirt cake cups I made to take to work on Halloween. I'm kind of sad that I only ate one myself.
If you see this, post egg
#arresteddevelopment
#arresteddevelopment
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If you see this, post egg
#arresteddevelopment
#arresteddevelopment
I seem to remember a "very special episode" of this show causing my parents to have a talk with me about adults who touch kids in places they shouldn't, and that if a man ever tried to do that to me I should kick him as hard as I could between his legs.
The TV show, Diff’rent Strokes, premiered 47 years ago today. While most people have heard of this show, I am surprised at how many have never watched an episode. I hope today people might give it a watch or maybe check out a podcast about it.
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November 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I seem to remember a "very special episode" of this show causing my parents to have a talk with me about adults who touch kids in places they shouldn't, and that if a man ever tried to do that to me I should kick him as hard as I could between his legs.
If anyone asks why I'm wearing a wrist brace, I'll be tempted to answer with "aggressive hand jobs". But the truth is, I fell asleep with my wrist twisted and when I woke up and tried to untwist it, something popped. Now it hurts like heck (which is less than hell, but still painful).
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If anyone asks why I'm wearing a wrist brace, I'll be tempted to answer with "aggressive hand jobs". But the truth is, I fell asleep with my wrist twisted and when I woke up and tried to untwist it, something popped. Now it hurts like heck (which is less than hell, but still painful).
Share an awesome 90's movie! movie! 🎥
First one that came to mind...
First one that came to mind...
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Share an awesome 90's movie! movie! 🎥
First one that came to mind...
First one that came to mind...
Does anyone else feel like crap from eating too much candy?
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Does anyone else feel like crap from eating too much candy?
"Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil (sorry). Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over".
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil (sorry). Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over".
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
What's your favorite Halloween costume you've ever done? 🎃🦇👻💀😈
"Not a witch" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Can't remember what year it was... probably around 2010 or 2011.
"Not a witch" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Can't remember what year it was... probably around 2010 or 2011.
October 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What's your favorite Halloween costume you've ever done? 🎃🦇👻💀😈
"Not a witch" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Can't remember what year it was... probably around 2010 or 2011.
"Not a witch" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Can't remember what year it was... probably around 2010 or 2011.
Haunted House fun last night
October 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Haunted House fun last night
To be honest, I'm more of a fan of the Halloween franchise than Friday the 13th, but between Michael Myers and Jason, this little guy was just more cute.
October 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
To be honest, I'm more of a fan of the Halloween franchise than Friday the 13th, but between Michael Myers and Jason, this little guy was just more cute.
If you see this, quote post with a vampire who isn't Dracula.
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you see this, quote post with a vampire who isn't Dracula.
I'm excited to be taking part in my local Humane Society's "Poorly Drawn Pets" fundraiser! This was my first assignment- an adorable dog named Shelby.
October 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'm excited to be taking part in my local Humane Society's "Poorly Drawn Pets" fundraiser! This was my first assignment- an adorable dog named Shelby.
The thing I miss most about getting a newspaper is having something to use for protecting surfaces while painting and crafting with messy stuff.
October 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The thing I miss most about getting a newspaper is having something to use for protecting surfaces while painting and crafting with messy stuff.
How close I am to having my ducks in a row:
October 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
How close I am to having my ducks in a row:
Drop something DEVILISH
October 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Drop something DEVILISH
What's a song that you can't hear without thinking of a TV show or movie?
I'll go first. Yesterday while out shopping, I heard "Get On Your Feet" and "Man, I Feel Like a Woman." Because of Parks and Recreation, both songs immediately make me laugh to myself.
I'll go first. Yesterday while out shopping, I heard "Get On Your Feet" and "Man, I Feel Like a Woman." Because of Parks and Recreation, both songs immediately make me laugh to myself.
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
What's a song that you can't hear without thinking of a TV show or movie?
I'll go first. Yesterday while out shopping, I heard "Get On Your Feet" and "Man, I Feel Like a Woman." Because of Parks and Recreation, both songs immediately make me laugh to myself.
I'll go first. Yesterday while out shopping, I heard "Get On Your Feet" and "Man, I Feel Like a Woman." Because of Parks and Recreation, both songs immediately make me laugh to myself.
