Allura
@alchemistbella.bsky.social
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Don't mind being the villain in the story 💚
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26 ♒️
Don't mind being the villain in the story 💚
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Art Lover
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RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter
TikTok, CapCut and Lemon8 all banned 🙃
My iPad broke Friday, nothing is funny rn.
My iPad broke Friday, nothing is funny rn.
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January 19, 2025 at 7:07 AM
TikTok, CapCut and Lemon8 all banned 🙃
My iPad broke Friday, nothing is funny rn.
My iPad broke Friday, nothing is funny rn.
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Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!
Take it away, DMX!
Take it away, DMX!
December 1, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!
Take it away, DMX!
Take it away, DMX!
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Extroverts, I say this with the utmost kindness....
PLEASE STOP SURPRISING US INTROVERTS WITH VERY LAST MINUTE EVENTS/GATHERING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I NEED LIKE A WEEK+ NOTICE (better if it's a month in advance lmao)
PLEASE STOP SURPRISING US INTROVERTS WITH VERY LAST MINUTE EVENTS/GATHERING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I NEED LIKE A WEEK+ NOTICE (better if it's a month in advance lmao)
December 1, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Extroverts, I say this with the utmost kindness....
PLEASE STOP SURPRISING US INTROVERTS WITH VERY LAST MINUTE EVENTS/GATHERING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I NEED LIKE A WEEK+ NOTICE (better if it's a month in advance lmao)
PLEASE STOP SURPRISING US INTROVERTS WITH VERY LAST MINUTE EVENTS/GATHERING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I NEED LIKE A WEEK+ NOTICE (better if it's a month in advance lmao)
Solidcore>>>ClubPilates
November 29, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Solidcore>>>ClubPilates
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I be wanting to complain about waking up before my alarm... but then I remember somebody didn't get to see another day. So I'm thankful😭🙏🏾
But FAWKKKK.. I had 30 mo minutes man😂
But FAWKKKK.. I had 30 mo minutes man😂
November 25, 2024 at 11:56 AM
I be wanting to complain about waking up before my alarm... but then I remember somebody didn't get to see another day. So I'm thankful😭🙏🏾
But FAWKKKK.. I had 30 mo minutes man😂
But FAWKKKK.. I had 30 mo minutes man😂
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Bitch Kendrick pulled a Beyonce?! A Friday release we didn’t know shit about?!?!!!!
November 22, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Bitch Kendrick pulled a Beyonce?! A Friday release we didn’t know shit about?!?!!!!
Chlorophyll and Megafood Blood Builder (Iron) = No cramps on your period
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November 22, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Chlorophyll and Megafood Blood Builder (Iron) = No cramps on your period
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Keke Palmer got his ass 😭😭😭
November 20, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Keke Palmer got his ass 😭😭😭
Mhm 11
Whoever eating Chitlins, I'm just going to pray for you baby
Whoever eating Chitlins, I'm just going to pray for you baby
November 21, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Mhm 11
Whoever eating Chitlins, I'm just going to pray for you baby
Whoever eating Chitlins, I'm just going to pray for you baby
Made Birria Tacos with Sweet Plantains...the way I just moaned and danced while eating
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November 20, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Made Birria Tacos with Sweet Plantains...the way I just moaned and danced while eating
November 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Completely understand the importance of defrosting the meat before I get home from work now
November 19, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Completely understand the importance of defrosting the meat before I get home from work now
Running up my mom T-Mobile bill to over $500 back when you had to pay for texts and calls.
Studded belt (reversed) 😂😂😂
Studded belt (reversed) 😂😂😂
What’s the craziest thing y’all got a whoopin for growing up? #addtoblacksky #blacksky
November 19, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Running up my mom T-Mobile bill to over $500 back when you had to pay for texts and calls.
Studded belt (reversed) 😂😂😂
Studded belt (reversed) 😂😂😂
Seeing your emails at work after a vacation 🙃
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November 19, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Seeing your emails at work after a vacation 🙃
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Bonding over music = intimacy
November 19, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Bonding over music = intimacy
Deleting my twitter accounts
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November 19, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Deleting my twitter accounts
My doctor: I’m not concerned about your weight, you’re healthy just naturally stacked more in the glutes than average.
Me: 🤔 Because wdym?
Took it as a compliment cause I could look like the daddy side of the family 😂
Me: 🤔 Because wdym?
Took it as a compliment cause I could look like the daddy side of the family 😂
November 19, 2024 at 2:24 AM
My doctor: I’m not concerned about your weight, you’re healthy just naturally stacked more in the glutes than average.
Me: 🤔 Because wdym?
Took it as a compliment cause I could look like the daddy side of the family 😂
Me: 🤔 Because wdym?
Took it as a compliment cause I could look like the daddy side of the family 😂
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Over here, we sexually objectify men.. they are hoochies, hussies, heffas, sluts and thots. thank you for cooperation.
November 17, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Over here, we sexually objectify men.. they are hoochies, hussies, heffas, sluts and thots. thank you for cooperation.
The conflict between standing on business or sitting on business as a demisexual 😭
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November 17, 2024 at 5:29 AM
The conflict between standing on business or sitting on business as a demisexual 😭