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my amande glasses broke rip rip :( mercury retrograde :(
August 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
my amande glasses broke rip rip :( mercury retrograde :(
wiping crumbs off the kitchen counter a la sisyphus
August 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
wiping crumbs off the kitchen counter a la sisyphus
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I apologize but I find the theology of the Warrior Cats books more compelling than any monotheistic religion.
August 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I apologize but I find the theology of the Warrior Cats books more compelling than any monotheistic religion.
save me, secret hayley williams album. hayley williams secret album drop save me
August 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
save me, secret hayley williams album. hayley williams secret album drop save me
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something about mr beast disturbs me on a cellular level. watch this space i’ll be back
June 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
something about mr beast disturbs me on a cellular level. watch this space i’ll be back
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What's the over/under on how long until they fall out publicly? Six months?
November 13, 2024 at 12:50 PM
What's the over/under on how long until they fall out publicly? Six months?
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O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch.
June 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch.
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ace of swords
May 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
ace of swords
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The Fairy of the moon
Hermann Von Kaulbach
Hermann Von Kaulbach
May 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The Fairy of the moon
Hermann Von Kaulbach
Hermann Von Kaulbach
i miss who i used to be when panera sold those caffeinated lemonades that could kill me
May 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i miss who i used to be when panera sold those caffeinated lemonades that could kill me
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The "duvet cover" is a government program to test how docile the population is. They want to know how much Bullshit we'll put up with. They are laughing at us
April 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The "duvet cover" is a government program to test how docile the population is. They want to know how much Bullshit we'll put up with. They are laughing at us
have we been allowed to not pay taxes this whole time?!
April 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
have we been allowed to not pay taxes this whole time?!
ouhhhhhhhh scum of the earth. wealth like this is a mental disease
After rolling back many of his tariffs Trump had Charles Schwab and others in the Oval Office.
He pointed out that his guests had made fortunes on the stock market just one hour after his announcement.
“He made 2.5 billion today and he made $900 million. That’s not bad.”
He pointed out that his guests had made fortunes on the stock market just one hour after his announcement.
“He made 2.5 billion today and he made $900 million. That’s not bad.”
April 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
ouhhhhhhhh scum of the earth. wealth like this is a mental disease
oh turns out i love spring time now
April 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
oh turns out i love spring time now
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Milky Way’s Florida
March 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Milky Way’s Florida
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i know astrology is real because the way my patients are when there’s a full moon… chaotic
March 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i know astrology is real because the way my patients are when there’s a full moon… chaotic
as soon as he bought twitter my gut told me something heinous was afoot. i hold the brightest hottest most nuclear “i told you so” ever conceived of in my heart over this man
He’s the president
🚨 BREAKING: This is beyond outrageous. Elon Musk, his cranky mother Maye, and one of his young kids were chauffeured in Air Force One and Marine One—straight to the White House, where they’re apparently staying.
WTF is going on? It goes without saying, this is not normal. 🙄
WTF is going on? It goes without saying, this is not normal. 🙄
March 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
as soon as he bought twitter my gut told me something heinous was afoot. i hold the brightest hottest most nuclear “i told you so” ever conceived of in my heart over this man