albstern
@albstern.bsky.social
Frequent contributor to swear jars. I'm not for everyone.
The Venn Diagram of people who don't believe reports from the Gazan Health Ministry but also don't want international journalists to investigate is a circle.
July 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The Venn Diagram of people who don't believe reports from the Gazan Health Ministry but also don't want international journalists to investigate is a circle.
How come nobody is protesting White Lotus being so baldist?
May 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
How come nobody is protesting White Lotus being so baldist?
We've got room for 12 buttons but I can only think of like 7. Any ideas?
April 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
We've got room for 12 buttons but I can only think of like 7. Any ideas?
Ovechkin!
Not to take away from this achievement but the most amazing related stat is that Gretzky still has more assists than any other NHL player has goals and assists combined.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYHC...
Not to take away from this achievement but the most amazing related stat is that Gretzky still has more assists than any other NHL player has goals and assists combined.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYHC...
Alex Ovechkin Breaks Gretzky's Record for Most Goals in NHL History 🚨
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
www.youtube.com
April 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Ovechkin!
Not to take away from this achievement but the most amazing related stat is that Gretzky still has more assists than any other NHL player has goals and assists combined.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYHC...
Not to take away from this achievement but the most amazing related stat is that Gretzky still has more assists than any other NHL player has goals and assists combined.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYHC...
This new GPT image generator is incredible.
April 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This new GPT image generator is incredible.
I made a website that lets you generate Yiddish curses. Give it a try, curse your enemies (or just your mildly annoying acquaintances), and if you like it, feel free to share before it gets me put on some kind of watchlist.
If the link doesn't work, type it into a browser.
meshugganator.com/
If the link doesn't work, type it into a browser.
meshugganator.com/
MESHUGGANATOR
meshugganator.com
February 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I made a website that lets you generate Yiddish curses. Give it a try, curse your enemies (or just your mildly annoying acquaintances), and if you like it, feel free to share before it gets me put on some kind of watchlist.
If the link doesn't work, type it into a browser.
meshugganator.com/
If the link doesn't work, type it into a browser.
meshugganator.com/
I'm no ad man but I can think of at least 1 better idea for an orgasm themed mayonnaise commercial.
February 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'm no ad man but I can think of at least 1 better idea for an orgasm themed mayonnaise commercial.
ChatGPT - Create an image of your prediction for this year's baseball season.
February 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
ChatGPT - Create an image of your prediction for this year's baseball season.
Shartonnay?
what wine pairs well with diarrhea ?
January 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Shartonnay?
If the ceasefire results in the release of the hostages, I’d be willing to bet any amount of money that Israel will resume bombing and starving civilians as soon as they are back.
January 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If the ceasefire results in the release of the hostages, I’d be willing to bet any amount of money that Israel will resume bombing and starving civilians as soon as they are back.
I can't even imagine the level of unhinged it takes to name your kid Jeff and then go with the Geoff spelling.
January 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I can't even imagine the level of unhinged it takes to name your kid Jeff and then go with the Geoff spelling.
I asked five versions of myself what my favorite kind of journalism is, and we all said the same thing.
January 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I asked five versions of myself what my favorite kind of journalism is, and we all said the same thing.
U.S. senator removes glasses that aren't there
YouTube video by Global News
youtu.be
January 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you’ve never been to a movie theater that just switched to assigned seating, with an audience mostly made up of seniors who can’t see well in dim lighting, you’re missing out on the real show. It’s like musical chairs, but slower.
December 25, 2024 at 7:08 PM
If you’ve never been to a movie theater that just switched to assigned seating, with an audience mostly made up of seniors who can’t see well in dim lighting, you’re missing out on the real show. It’s like musical chairs, but slower.
Lots of people misspelling Satan this morning.
December 25, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Lots of people misspelling Satan this morning.
I wonder if there is a precedent for this type of behavior we can learn from.
Fearing political retribution and strained by new business challenges, media companies that once covered Trump with skepticism — and in many cases, disdain — are reconsidering their approach.
Media's suck-up moment
National outlets are trying to signal they're no longer out for blood.
www.axios.com
December 23, 2024 at 12:16 PM
I wonder if there is a precedent for this type of behavior we can learn from.
People who replied to this thread starter pack.
What We Do In The Shadows! What a show!!!
December 18, 2024 at 3:08 AM
People who replied to this thread starter pack.
I can't believe they're talking about banning this app.
peopleafteranesthesia's Creator Profile
www.tiktok.com
December 8, 2024 at 3:07 PM
I can't believe they're talking about banning this app.
My 9-year-old has informed me there’s an expanded bathroom code list that goes beyond pee and poop:
#1 = Pee
#2 = Poop
#3 = Diarrhea
#4 = Throwing up
#5 = Crying or just wanting to take a break
Wait until she learns about playing games on your phone.
#1 = Pee
#2 = Poop
#3 = Diarrhea
#4 = Throwing up
#5 = Crying or just wanting to take a break
Wait until she learns about playing games on your phone.
December 6, 2024 at 10:53 PM
My 9-year-old has informed me there’s an expanded bathroom code list that goes beyond pee and poop:
#1 = Pee
#2 = Poop
#3 = Diarrhea
#4 = Throwing up
#5 = Crying or just wanting to take a break
Wait until she learns about playing games on your phone.
#1 = Pee
#2 = Poop
#3 = Diarrhea
#4 = Throwing up
#5 = Crying or just wanting to take a break
Wait until she learns about playing games on your phone.