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Aljo your Promones advocate
@alazary.bsky.social
🌈 Girl on promones (She/Her)
✨ Professional shitposter
🥦 Conlang fan and language (s)imp
♨️ Profanity, dark humor, sadposting, evilposting
🗣❌dni: turfs, genocide-tards and sht
Sometimes life

is just some sort of

"Read my nick.

as Owl-Joe.

and win!

three thousand dollars... shīt·competition"
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I wonder if I'm gonna get obliterated how would people remember me, commemorate me, what are they gonna write about me? Am I even any memorable? Like yesterday I've been reading some stories of the deceased trans people and like if any of my friends would write something similar I wonder
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Maybe the real faggots were the presidents we've made along the way?..
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Fellas END WORLD HUNGER vs. end world hunger for a decade is different; tho with sustainable supply chains and local anti corruption actions it surely not impossible
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I have a partial conman personality but i have empathy and I'm trans
can i be y'all's president? 🤭🙃😜
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Musk money is not enough to end world hunger
But it's enough to provide all trannies traĉhies n tranbies around the world with their respective hrt for a decade for free

... damn i did some rough calculations it's more like 50 years if we sell his whole net worth

holy potatoes...
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Everybody say nokings #nokings!
But like lowkey the world's to be kinda like Girls, Boys, and the Testrogen Queen to rule them all 👑
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
hot take, referencing norse mythology is not nazi

#100%realhottakes
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
mid key afraid my boobs will never start growing AGAIN because I've already had it starting naturally twice in my life but being suppressed by the rising levels of dumbassterone

is there any limit on boob jumpstart ignitions?
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm at the start of my meme stealing arc!
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
my body is a machine that bodies
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
now think about all the trans people in Gaza;

just think yourself, I won't give any commentary
now Mahmoud from g@za will be explaining us how to hrt 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

🧴👩‍🔬

well... if hes not a bot and knows endocrinology I'm in, freegaza stopgenocide fr
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
oh hell fuck capitalism or i need to get rich asap... i just realized with my current dosage I'll need my whole shitty monthly salary to buy it for a month

fucking capitalism helpppp xddd

my life is just always about getting what i asked for in some twisted cursed way lol
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
now Mahmoud from g@za will be explaining us how to hrt 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

🧴👩‍🔬

well... if hes not a bot and knows endocrinology I'm in, freegaza stopgenocide fr
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
hey, people inside my device who know all about #diyhrt, is applying estrogen gel without any blockers

useless?

better than not doing it?

straight up harmful?

i just know dogshit about gel stuff and i need the answers asap

pleaseee please please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
La 'Terreto nenion forgesaŭs
Zamenhof kiu fikis mian pugon
Zamenhof kiu fikis mian pugon
Zamenhof kiu fikis mian pugon
Zamenhof kiu fikis mian pugon
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sounds like The Onion post to me
I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

www.mta.info/article/f-m-...
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Bravery and Cowardice are actually made up propaganda terms
more accurately it's just a bunch of spectrums of being afraid of different things

U can be deadly afraid of spiders or needles and totally fearless when it comes to changing your life or vice versa in any combination w/ all possible fears
I'm a huge coward
But i know even more cowardly people-_-why do they even exist?

Did they learn cowardice? or is it bravery what's being taught? none of them?

all of the above are great questions to torture your friends!
sciences tho probably already have answers
and no,not you,philosophy,sit down
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
*La Liston*

neniam forgesu pri la listo!
Nu… nun mi rigardis kaj fakte esperantaj kanaloj, kiujn mi konas, plej ofte ne havas 2 mil, do ne almenaŭ kelkaj, sed pli bone ol mi… nu, mi ne scias, mi devus trovi la liston, kiun iu faris.
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm a huge coward
But i know even more cowardly people-_-why do they even exist?

Did they learn cowardice? or is it bravery what's being taught? none of them?

all of the above are great questions to torture your friends!
sciences tho probably already have answers
and no,not you,philosophy,sit down
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ĉu estus pli sence havi esperantan jutubkanalon? ĉar neniu krom Esperantanoj ŝajne havus iun ajn intereson en mia persono pro ke esperantujo ne estas popolriĉa kaj monriĉa do toleras multe pli da rubaĵa kontento kiun alilingve oni tuj konkurencus for

ĉu mi pravas?; ĉu ĝi estas kontroversa opinio??
November 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Last procrastination burst of energy i wanted to make a YouTube channel
but im haunted by having 1.3k controversial posts on bs + my sense of perfectionism (like willing to compose some music pieces in the video myself) and also the thought that I'll have like 3 random viewers cuz nobody cares 🥲
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i need to have some big but not at all important task but make it look big and relevant to procrastinate it doing the real important things

🤓👈 think about it 😜
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
im tired again
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM