In Munich (2005) Israeli Mossad cancel an assassination of a Palestinian leader because there’s a chance his child will be hit in the blast. This is now the least believable moment in the career of a man who made two movies about cloning dinosaurs.

Watching the new Haunted Mansion, and Jared Leto is a predatory, soul-sucking demon who preys on children and destroys the innocence of everyone who trusts and admires him. He also plays the Hatbox Ghost in the movie.

Sent my ex a digital “buy one get one 50%” home decor coupon for Spirit Halloween because texting him “I still love you” isn’t enough.

Carlos Santana apparently said a bunch of predictable caricature-of-a-grandpa-level anti-trans shit from stage, and, like, whatever. I only listen to “Game of Love,” anyway, and I consider that a Michelle Branch song.

In one of his earliest roles Ryan Gosling played a Neo-Nazi who turns out to be Jewish. Also known as a Hebrew Nationalist.

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Mary Graves: “G-g-g-g-girl d-d-d-d-dinner!”

Within two days I finally saw Kelvin kiss Keefe, and Crowley kiss Aziraphale. Thank you Danny McBride and @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com.

Fuuuuuuck.

It happened! It finally happened! Holy Fucking Shit!!!! I’m going to cry….

I think after their first few brushes with Indiana Jones the Nazis should have been like “if anyone encounters the handsomest man anyone in the 30s has ever seen in an SS uniform, it’s a trick.”

A Christmas Carol but it’s all 3 members of Boygenius showing Obama the effects of Western Imperialism.

Had a thought about why aliens won’t contact us: “I don’t willingly talk to capitalists either…”

The success of Angry Birds is funny because it suggests that children yearn to micro-dose being the 9-11 highjackers.

Bold of them to kill Indy 30 min into the movie and have him tell a black trans-woman “You’re Indiana Jones now” with his dying breath.