Alan Thorn
@alanthorn.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 🔞 👬
26 (he/him) // IL // NSFW (18/21+)
lover of thick men, horror movies, and cute animals
26 (he/him) // IL // NSFW (18/21+)
lover of thick men, horror movies, and cute animals
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Alan Thorn
@alanthorn.bsky.social
· Jul 7
unfortunately, it looks like it’s time to retire the pineapple undies
Introduce yourself with 5 songs
Come Over - Noah Kahan
Mary Jane Holland - Lady Gaga
Laughter Lines - Bastille
Car’s Outside - James Arthur
New Year’s Day - Taylor Swift
Come Over - Noah Kahan
Mary Jane Holland - Lady Gaga
Laughter Lines - Bastille
Car’s Outside - James Arthur
New Year’s Day - Taylor Swift
Introduce yourself with 5 songs
Cibo Matto - Sugar Water
Pinback - Concrete Seconds
The Internet - Matt's Apartment
Janet Jackson - When I Think Of You
Little Dragon - Lover Chanting
Cibo Matto - Sugar Water
Pinback - Concrete Seconds
The Internet - Matt's Apartment
Janet Jackson - When I Think Of You
Little Dragon - Lover Chanting
Introduce yourself with 5 songs
SOPHIE - Reason Why
a-ha - Take On Me
Diamond Rings - Put Me On
Tegan and Sara - On Directing
Tove Lo - I like u
SOPHIE - Reason Why
a-ha - Take On Me
Diamond Rings - Put Me On
Tegan and Sara - On Directing
Tove Lo - I like u
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 songs
Come Over - Noah Kahan
Mary Jane Holland - Lady Gaga
Laughter Lines - Bastille
Car’s Outside - James Arthur
New Year’s Day - Taylor Swift
Come Over - Noah Kahan
Mary Jane Holland - Lady Gaga
Laughter Lines - Bastille
Car’s Outside - James Arthur
New Year’s Day - Taylor Swift
Reposted by Alan Thorn
i hate AI and i love GAY SEX
February 5, 2026 at 1:09 AM
i hate AI and i love GAY SEX
going to be an annoying gay swiftie and pay tribute to 1989 to celebrate 1,989 followers 🩵
February 1, 2026 at 12:10 PM
going to be an annoying gay swiftie and pay tribute to 1989 to celebrate 1,989 followers 🩵
My pup husband’s ass is beautiful, no?
January 31, 2026 at 6:55 PM
My pup husband’s ass is beautiful, no?
New Noah Kahan music today means I can still smile despite the 0° temps
January 30, 2026 at 2:00 PM
New Noah Kahan music today means I can still smile despite the 0° temps
a furry softie
(sponsored by midwestern winter temperatures)
(sponsored by midwestern winter temperatures)
January 27, 2026 at 3:03 PM
a furry softie
(sponsored by midwestern winter temperatures)
(sponsored by midwestern winter temperatures)
a very thick throwback for your thursday
(6/2023)
(6/2023)
January 22, 2026 at 3:40 PM
a very thick throwback for your thursday
(6/2023)
(6/2023)
Share a bird photo you took
(does one in my house count?)
(does one in my house count?)
January 21, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Share a bird photo you took
(does one in my house count?)
(does one in my house count?)
YouTube… girl… read the room.
January 21, 2026 at 4:24 AM
YouTube… girl… read the room.
So do fluffy chicken butts count for hump day or??
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
So do fluffy chicken butts count for hump day or??
take a peek under the covers and check out my semi :)
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
take a peek under the covers and check out my semi :)
🎄 Alexa, play “Christmas Tree” by Lady Gaga 🎄
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
🎄 Alexa, play “Christmas Tree” by Lady Gaga 🎄
Top 4 pics of 2025 —
Thank you all for the love 💚
Thank you all for the love 💚
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Top 4 pics of 2025 —
Thank you all for the love 💚
Thank you all for the love 💚
Post an old dick pic!
circa 2021
circa 2021
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Post an old dick pic!
circa 2021
circa 2021
Post a famous bathroom scene
(A scene from a movie which should be more famous)
(A scene from a movie which should be more famous)
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
(A scene from a movie which should be more famous)
(A scene from a movie which should be more famous)
double dong // monochrome monday
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
double dong // monochrome monday
my favorite fireman sure gave me a well-deserved spanking this morning
(why yes, that is a fire hose paddle)
(why yes, that is a fire hose paddle)
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
my favorite fireman sure gave me a well-deserved spanking this morning
(why yes, that is a fire hose paddle)
(why yes, that is a fire hose paddle)
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
some wet, furry humps for the finest of wednesdays
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
some wet, furry humps for the finest of wednesdays