Alana Fineman
@alanafinewoman.bsky.social
Restaurant Story Girl
Co-host of Ramsay’s Recaps on Spotify
Personality Hire
Co-host of Ramsay’s Recaps on Spotify
Personality Hire
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Alana Fineman
@alanafinewoman.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Does your white boyfriend think he’d be good at standup comedy? You may be entitled to compensation
I’m a Chandler sun and a Monica moon and a Phoebe rising
July 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’m a Chandler sun and a Monica moon and a Phoebe rising
The craziest thing about Katy Perry going to space and back in 11 minutes is that space is only 5 minutes away
April 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The craziest thing about Katy Perry going to space and back in 11 minutes is that space is only 5 minutes away
A Crumbl/Kardashian collab is CRAZY work
April 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
A Crumbl/Kardashian collab is CRAZY work
Piperrrrrr noooooooooo
April 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Piperrrrrr noooooooooo
So is TikTok getting banned or what’s going on with that
April 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
So is TikTok getting banned or what’s going on with that
Every time I see a river out in real life I’m like, wow, rivers
March 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Every time I see a river out in real life I’m like, wow, rivers
My Ubereats being delivered by a cyber truck is a true sign of the times
February 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My Ubereats being delivered by a cyber truck is a true sign of the times
The audacity to yell at anyone, with a rat tail growing out of your head? Not in MY section sir
February 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The audacity to yell at anyone, with a rat tail growing out of your head? Not in MY section sir
A man with a rat tail had the audacity to yell at the restaurant manager today
February 13, 2025 at 7:32 AM
A man with a rat tail had the audacity to yell at the restaurant manager today
I can track exactly where I am in my menstrual cycle based on how attracted I am to Timothee Chalamet at the time
February 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I can track exactly where I am in my menstrual cycle based on how attracted I am to Timothee Chalamet at the time
I love birth control it’s a woman’s rite of passage to have to choose between having no acne or the will to live (and i’m choosing no acne)
February 1, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I love birth control it’s a woman’s rite of passage to have to choose between having no acne or the will to live (and i’m choosing no acne)
January 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Jordan Fisher is SO Jordan Fisher and I love that
January 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Jordan Fisher is SO Jordan Fisher and I love that
I made my first restaurant story 4 years ago today! I’m celebrating with the Sims 4 (we’re building Chef a restaurant).
Come play!
Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman
Come play!
Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman
January 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I made my first restaurant story 4 years ago today! I’m celebrating with the Sims 4 (we’re building Chef a restaurant).
Come play!
Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman
Come play!
Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman
Hey new Bluesky friends! I’m going live on Twitch right now to play games! Come hang out! Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman
January 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hey new Bluesky friends! I’m going live on Twitch right now to play games! Come hang out! Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman
REALLY feelin like a plastic bag rn
January 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
REALLY feelin like a plastic bag rn
Me going on year 2 trying to get diabetes medication
Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
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January 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Me going on year 2 trying to get diabetes medication
Luigi Mangione is SO Roxie Hart
December 14, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Luigi Mangione is SO Roxie Hart
Been advocating for bullying health insurance for years now since none will cover my essential diabetes management medication but it never occurred to me to just kill them about it
December 6, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Been advocating for bullying health insurance for years now since none will cover my essential diabetes management medication but it never occurred to me to just kill them about it
Nothing gets me hyped quite like the Nutcracker soundtrack
November 26, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Nothing gets me hyped quite like the Nutcracker soundtrack
Just watched Twisters and what do you mean nobody kissed???
November 19, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Just watched Twisters and what do you mean nobody kissed???
Bruh Bit City HITS this week as a closet theatre kid
November 15, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Bruh Bit City HITS this week as a closet theatre kid
Posting on this app gives me the same feeling I used to have every day before I knew cyber trucks existed
November 14, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Posting on this app gives me the same feeling I used to have every day before I knew cyber trucks existed
Does your white boyfriend think he’d be good at standup comedy? You may be entitled to compensation
November 14, 2024 at 9:01 AM
Does your white boyfriend think he’d be good at standup comedy? You may be entitled to compensation