Akshay
akshaypsa.bsky.social
Akshay
@akshaypsa.bsky.social
Stand Up Comic/Writer/Actor based in New York

Watch my Cracked set here: https://youtu.be/d5ockQXMXTU?si=Eb5EdnRmhTGCjzxH
Petition to replace the male/female voice option with a British/non-British voice option
March 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The other night I did an Irish accent so bad I had to pretend I got Ireland confused w Jamaica
March 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Running the Light isn’t available at the Brooklyn public library. How do I buy it in the way that puts the most money possible in Sam Tallents hands?
March 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
How Much A Duck Worth
“Essential reading.” - Bugs B.

“Utter garbage.” - Daffy D.
March 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“No matter who we put in charge of the guillotine it keeps chopping off heads. Weird.”
March 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It has been [ZERO] days since Akshay Sampath has tried to explain the Rizzler to a woman on a first date
March 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Organizing my bookshelf by where the author falls on the Kinsey scale
February 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If you can’t handle the heat, get out of my on fire Tesla. Just kidding the locks are electronic and don’t work right now.
December 30, 2024 at 9:38 PM